Chapter 229: Warhammer: What Do You Mean You Conquered the Zerg
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Protagonist:
Lin En
Lena
This step-by-step operation of driving the opponent into a desperate situation was far more stylish than his psychic big foot, killing without spilling blood.
He laughed heartily, the restlessness throughout his body vanishing completely, and his gaze toward Yaduoduo was full of approval:
"Good! A truly justified cause!"
"Yaduoduo, you haven't disappointed me! Do exactly as you said; this matter is entirely in your hands!"
After leaving the Warlord Hall, Yaduoduo immediately acted according to Lin En's instructions.
In just half a day, the news that "Big Boss Sis was furious because the Evil Moon Clan didn't understand the rules and failed to pay protection fees" spread.
As if it had grown wings, it spread to every corner of Kal II.
The Ninja Kids of the Fire Shadow Clan, mixed into the camps, taverns, and workshops of the various clans,
added fuel to the fire in spreading rumors, making Sis's anger sound vivid and detailed.
As if in the next second, the fleets of the Three Great Clans would march to the Evil Moon Clan's camp.
The Big Guys of the Evil Moon Clan keenly smelled the scent of danger.
These old smooth operators who navigated between various powers—how could they fail to hear the threat in these words?
Although others always called them nouveau riche, with fast-growing teeth and money picked up from the ground,
the bitterness inside was known only to themselves.
Not understanding human relations, how could they possibly keep their wealth?
In the past, there was only one Big Boss, Chandler, on all of Kal II; they only needed to pay tribute to Chandler on time.
But now, Sis had risen unexpectedly with the Three Great Clans, and his power could already stand toe-to-toe with Chandler.
This Warlord who held military power was someone they absolutely could not afford to offend.
The high level of the Evil Moon Clan held a meeting overnight and finally reached a unanimous decision.
"Endure for a moment and all will be calm—isn't it just paying tribute? Give it!"
"Give as much as to Chandler, offend neither side, surely no problem will arise."
Early the next morning, the Evil Moon Clan's envoy secretly came to the Warlord Palace.
They delivered a whole airship full of premium big teeth, rare ores, and various top-tier Green Skin luxury items.
The quantity and specifications were exactly the same as their monthly tribute to Chandler, not a hair's difference.
But what they didn't expect was that Sis accepted the tribute, yet acted as if nothing had happened.
The Ninja Kids of the Fire Shadow Clan continued spreading rumors in the various camps, even going overboard.
They said the Evil Moon Clan had only given Sis some scraps and leftovers, not even one-tenth of what they gave Chandler, clearly showing disrespect to the Warlord Adult.
Worse still, the Fire Shadow Kids directly piloted assault boats to the edge of the Evil Moon Clan's camp.
They loudly threatened the Green Skin Kids inside, saying Big Boss Sis had ordered them to teach these rule-breaking guys a good lesson.
The Big Guys of the Evil Moon Clan were completely dumbfounded.
They thought it over and felt that what they gave was still too little; Sis's appetite was bigger than they imagined.
Although it pained them to the point of bleeding, facing the powerful Sis, they still decided to endure a bit more.
A few days later, they gathered another batch of tribute, double the previous amount, nearly emptying the clan's savings of almost a week, and secretly sent it to the Warlord Palace again.
But this time, the rumors did not stop; instead, they intensified.
All of Kal II was saying that the Evil Moon Clan paid tribute to Sis on the surface,
but secretly sent the best things to Chandler, not putting this Warlord Sis in their eyes at all.
They were even secretly colluding with the Death Skull Clan, planning to deal with Sis together after Chandler emerged from seclusion.
This completely drove the money-loving Evil Moon Clan to desperation.
They had sent tribute of astronomical figures twice, only to receive intensified slander and threats in return.
Even a clay figure has a bit of fire in it, let alone a hot-tempered Green Skin?
Seven Big Guys of the Evil Moon Clan, with dozens of escorts, stormed to the doorway of the Warlord Hall in anger, wanting to demand an explanation from Sis.
But they hadn't even entered the palace gates when Yaduoduo, accompanied by the Fire Shadow escorts, stopped them.
"Yaduoduo! Stop playing dumb here!" The leading Evil Moon Big Guy, his face green with rage, pointed at Yaduoduo's nose and roared.
"We've given Big Boss Sis so much tribute twice, no less than what we gave Chandler!"
"On what grounds do you keep spreading rumors that we don't take Warlord Sis seriously?!"
Yaduoduo crossed his arms, looked at them with contempt, and said slowly:
"Oh? You say you gave it, but do you have evidence?"
"Besides, with that little bit you sent, you're embarrassed to say it's as much as what you gave Chandler?"
"Who doesn't know your Evil Moon Clan sent the best alloys and rarest ores all to Chandler's workshop?"
"You just bring some broken teeth to fool Big Boss Sis, really think we're blind?"
"You're farting!" The Evil Moon Big Guy trembled all over with rage.
"We sent the tribute privately, where's the evidence? Clearly you took the things and didn't do the job, deliberately making trouble!"
"So what if we make trouble?" The smile on Yaduoduo's face vanished instantly, his tone ice cold.
"Either produce tribute three times what you gave Chandler, or get lost and wait for the Warlord Adult's reckoning. Stop wasting talk here."
This sentence completely ignited the fury of the Evil Moon Big Guys.
"You're bullying an honest man!"
They had already been driven to a dead end, and now publicly humiliated by Yaduoduo — how could they endure it?
The leading Big Guy roared, fiercely drawing the power axe from his waist and chopping at Yaduoduo.
"You damn fart spirit! I'll chop you first!"
The several Evil Moon escorts behind him also drew their weapons simultaneously and charged at the Fire Shadow's escorts.
Just as the power axe was about to cleave Yaduoduo's head, a dark green spirit energy barrier appeared before Yaduoduo.
Immediately after, a voice carrying torrential anger rang out at the palace doorway.
"Daring to act at the Warlord Hall doorway, attempting to assassinate this Warlord's confidant — you Evil Moon Clan have quite the nerve!"
Sisi's figure flashed before the several Evil Moon Big Guys in just a single frame.
Terrifying psyker fluctuations churned in his eyes; the pressure of an Alpha-level Esper crushed the entire venue like heaven collapsing and earth splitting.
Those charging Evil Moon escorts didn't even manage a shriek before invisible psyker force pressed them into a puddle of flesh puppet.
The leading Evil Moon Big Guy froze instantly, his power axe halted mid-air, the rage on his face turning to utter fear in a moment.
He wanted to explain, wanted to withdraw, but it was already too late.
Sisi looked at them, the murky green radiance in his eyes erupting.
Waaagh Spell, Mao Ge's Gaze!
In an instant, a fan-shaped green psyker radiance burst from Sisi's eyes, carrying the roars of myriad Green Skins to envelop those Evil Moon clansmen.
No earth-shattering explosion — only miserable shrieks and tooth-grinding melting sounds.
Those Green Skin Big Guys over three meters tall, along with the heavy armor on their bodies, the weapons in their hands.
Under this gaze, all melted like wax meeting raging fire into puddles of green-smoking viscous liquid in an instant, not even bone fragments remaining.
The palace doorway fell into dead silence.
Sisi withdrew his gaze, the psyker energy around him converging and rising.
Yaduoduo.
"Here!" Yaduoduo immediately knelt.
"Pass it down: the Evil Moon Clan plotted to assassinate the Warlord, betrayed Liang Ge Nao — unforgivable!"
"Effective immediately, total settlement against the Evil Moon Clan!"
The Fire Shadow, Blood Axe, and Evil Sun Three Great Clans fleets, already fully prepared at the port, simultaneously started their engines the moment they received the command.
Five hundred purple Fire Shadow assault boats rushed out of the port first, the Evil Sun's Extreme Speed Fleet following closely behind.
The Blood Axe's assault fleet circled to the rear of the Evil Moon camp, sealing off all retreat routes.
Cannon fire instantly illuminated the sky above the Evil Moon camp.
End of Chapter
