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Chapter 296: Toffee! (Daily Transition)

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Christmas Eve.

Gossip news rippled across the internet, and its popularity even slightly surpassed the mid-season champion.

Two Hundred Million Mister meets a mysterious girl, Juventus goalkeeper on lookout!

Buffon: I'm just passing by.

On the night of the UEFA Champions League draw, they didn't forget to indulge; does the Premier League mid-season champion still have doubts?

On the self-discipline of professional athletes.

The resolution of the news photo was extremely blurry, and the white-dressed girl's face was also covered with a mosaic.

Li Kang is now the Premier League's big demon, the synonym for traffic.

Comment counts, repost counts, and like counts surged wildly.

-【It turns out Li Mingdeng likes women? How disappointing.】

-【You fake fan, Xiao Li Zi had sex with Yu Zhen in Korea!】

-【Who is Yu Zhen? The girl rumored on Ginza Avenue is Feiniaojiang; that doesn't count as dating, and there are still two or three people in the same line.】

-【The girl in the photo is so short; honestly, she's not as good as Feiniaojiang.】

-【If Xiao Li Zi dares to date a Japanese girl, I'll never watch his matches again!】

-【The distance between the two people in the photo is too far; do you call that dating?】

Li Kang is doing well.

Life hasn't been affected; it remains calm and monotonous.

Jersey sales worldwide have mysteriously surged by a large amount.

Also heard from Puma that the several endorsed pieces of equipment are selling especially well.

The Feiertins Group also suddenly raised its quote, hoping to sign a contract quickly for 'endorsement products that ordinary fans can afford,' and urged him to find time to return to Bei lai yin.

The ad theme has also been set: anfassen!

It's an old-fashioned cliché that's been used before.

About ten or so years ago.

Schalke 04's Asaor and his girlfriend co-starred; the plot is that at a cocktail party he gave a lingering glance to a beautiful woman, and his girlfriend warned him: anfassen!

Literally, it means: you can only look, not touch.

This ad, however, gave Borussia Dortmund fans inspiration; from then on they used this phrase to mock Schalke 04: 'The Bundesliga champions' salad platter—you may only look, not touch!'

Speaking of the Ruhr derby, the off-field contest between the Yellow Jackets and the Miners is really interesting.

Diego Costa and Cesc Fàbregas also made a trip to North London.

The two national team teammates controlled a tracked lawn mower and started playing bumper cars in the yard.

Chelsea's number 4 still didn't forget to bring along his 17-year-old stepdaughter, Maria.

Her personality is lively and cheerful; holding the Arsenal home and away jerseys, she asked Li Kang for an autograph.

Unfortunately, Li Kang struggled to maintain his distance.

Brain shadows spread wildly, and the foul smell from the other person made him unsteady on his feet.

A long-hidden system side effect surfaced again.

What's going on?

Even Zhifu had no strange odor.

Why does Maria smell so bad?

Chik.

It seems to be the smell of Chik's little black egg.

In last season's UEFA Champions League quarterfinal, Chelsea's substitute young player Chik had once hugged him; his body odor was astonishing, hard to forget.

How does it also mixed with Zumar's smell?

Maria felt the cold, aloof attitude of Arsenal's number 10, and couldn't help but feel greatly disappointed.

She didn't understand.

Chelsea's young players were very enthusiastic toward him; every time they met, they vied to hug him, expressing politeness and enthusiasm... especially Zumar, that French big black egg, who also always liked to kiss his face.

Time to say goodbye.

Diego Costa then pulled out a letter.

It was a greeting letter personally written by Miss Sika Ya.

The content contained no transfer-related inducement... it was just a simple chat, also accompanied by Abu's greetings.

The handwriting was elegant.

The writing was comfortable.

Professor Beilunta once said: 'Knowledge is armor engraved with roses!'

Li Kang's mind involuntarily recalled his trip to Korea years ago: the over-forty Sika Ya, whose appearance didn't at all match Eastern aesthetics, but her words and deeds exuded the elegant charm of a mature woman, giving him a feeling like a spring breeze, as if ripe...

Ptooie ptooie ptooie.

He is an Arsenal player and cannot get too close to the management of other clubs.

No reply.

The sun was setting.

He waved goodbye to Diego Costa and Cesc Fàbregas.

A few days later.

Premier League match day arrived.

Li Kang and his teammates arrived in northwest England, Merseyside, Liverpool; the opponent was Everton!

Nowadays, which club is the strongest under the Premier League BIG6?

Some people think it is Southampton.

But more people think it is Everton.

A 4-0 bloodbath, playing with fire, Guardiola-style Manchester City.

1-1, they escaped unscathed from White Hart Lane.

No one dares to question the all-around, peak form of the Toffees.

Why is Everton's nickname the Toffee?

Locally, there is a well-known toffee candy shop that mainly sells various desserts, named "Noublait Mama".

The shop's location directly faces the Prince Rupert's Tower in Everton's crest.

The female staff of the toffee shop hand out free candy to fans before the match starts.

In the last century, players also especially liked to visit this shop to sample desserts, and even married several generations of candy girls.

Therefore.

"The Toffee" has become Everton's calling card.

Arsenal's club bus slowly drove into Everton's home ground.

Goodison Park!

Built in 1892, the first stadium in the English leagues to use an underground heating system!

Its prouder feature is that countless old fans' ashes are buried beneath the turf, nickname: Stadium Cemetery.

On every match day.

The new generation of fans cheer for Everton while mourning their departed elders.

On the bus.

Mustafi and Li Kang introduce everything about Everton.

"That year I was only 17, Klopp invited me to join Dortmund! He also promised me a chance to play for the first team."

"I fucking... refused."

"I couldn't withstand Moyes' cajoling, so I joined Everton."

"As a result, I played two and a half years in the Premier League U23!"

"Two and a half years, I only made one appearance for Everton's first team!"

"I don't even regret it! After all, I learned a lot here, going from an attacking player up front to becoming a center-back."

"Later I went to Italy, Sampdoria... after making a name there, then went to La Liga - Valencia, and finally ended up at Arsenal!"

Unbeknownst to them.

Mustafi talked about interesting anecdotes from his travels across the major leagues.

The 24-year-old German prodigy center-back has temporarily never played in the Bundesliga.

Pre-match press conference.

Everton manager Ronald Koeman patiently answered reporters' questions.

He is no ordinary man.

"The match will be very tough."

"Li is outstanding; he is the midfielder with the most goals in the Premier League!"

"Like Lampard? He's more like me! As a player, I played as a center-back and scored over 50 goals in 94 matches!"

"His long-range shot is also just like mine! A shell bursting from the barrel! A terrifying howl! A fearsome power that can break a goalkeeper's bones..."

"And also his understanding and reading of the game!"

There was no mockery or laughter heard at the scene.

All media reporters were taking notes seriously.

After all.

Koeman, this guy, is a direct disciple of Cruyff, a pillar of the Dream Team.

The Dutch football total attack-defense concept's best interpreter and most loyal executor in the early 1990s.

In his career he has won countless honors, lacking only a World Cup trophy.

In the 1992 Champions League final, he led Barcelona to win their first-ever Champions League trophy in club history.

In European football at that time, he and Milan's Three Musketeers were collectively known as the "Four Heavenly Kings."

Everton's big-fat manager possesses all the capital of pride.

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