Chapter 147: Wasting a Chapter Chatting in the Group

Grandma Always Says: You are actually my roommate's childhood sweetheart, her boyfriend who hasn't started dating yet! You've been using my two roommates to monitor me all this time! I was wondering why I, being so smart, could never beat you; turns out you, motherfucker, were cheating!

Chen Shu yawned and scratched an itch.

Outside the car window, it was already dark, and the car was driving along a mountain road at night. He did not reply immediately, but looked at the Mobile Phone screen for a moment.

Haoran Zhengqi: Not easy, that.

Haoran Zhengqi: /Moved to tears

Nameless Person: Didn't understand!

Gate of All Wonders: /Dazed

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: A boyfriend who hasn't started dating yet? What is that? Amitabha, Donor Grandma, please explain it to this poor monk.

Just Call Me Luo Huaian: Interesting.

Grandma Always Says: Literal meaning.

Grandma Always Says: Just like a fiancée.

Grandma Always Says: Yours! Understand?

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: Amitabha.

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: The world down the mountain is truly complicated.

Gate of All Wonders: Wait.

Gate of All Wonders: Doesn't that mean Qingcai and your roommate are roughly a couple?

Grandma Always Says: Barely counts, I suppose.

Gate of All Wonders: Is that the roommate with the Celestial Bloodline who is very cold and aloof?

Grandma Always Says: How did you know?

Gate of All Wonders: He said so.

Gate of All Wonders: This shameless guy!!

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: Amitabha...

Nameless Person: Why didn't I understand?

Grandma Always Says: What did he say?

Gate of All Wonders: He said your roommate has a Celestial Bloodline and is very cold and aloof, so she wouldn't fall for anyone. I've forgotten the exact words, but the general meaning was that only someone extremely, extremely excellent—almost perfect—could possibly be liked by your roommate.

Haoran Zhengqi: 【Image】

Gate of All Wonders: Yes, yes, yes, that's it!

Gate of All Wonders: You actually took a screenshot.

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: Amitabha...

Nameless Person: Why do I still not understand?

Chen Shu could not help but reveal a smile.

If he weren't in a car right now with other people around, he probably would have laughed out loud already.

He continued to aim his gaze at the Mobile Phone—

Grandma Always Says: Damn it!!!

Grandma Always Says: I'm both furious and amused!!!

Grandma Always Says: Where is that idiot Qingcai!?

Grandma Always Says: Come out!!

Grandma Always Says: Why aren't you saying anything?

Grandma Always Says: Come out and face me!

Only then did Chen Shu scratch another itch, preparing to enter the fray.

Qingcai Keke: /Yawn

Qingcai Keke: Face what?

Grandma Always Says: You've been playing me from the very beginning, playing me for so long, are you even human!? Don't you feel even a little bit guilty?

Qingcai Keke: Nope!

Qingcai Keke: What's up?

Gate of All Wonders: Here we go, here we go.

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: Amitabha...

Nameless Person: What is it?

Haoran Zhengqi: /Eating melon seeds

Gate of All Wonders: /Eating melon seeds

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: /Eating melon seeds

Nameless Person: /Eating melon seeds

Just Call Me Luo Huaian: /Eating melon seeds

Zhaoye Qing: 1

Gate of All Wonders: Ruining the formation @Zhaoye Qing

Gate of All Wonders, Nameless Person, Green Lamp Ancient Buddha, Just Call Me Luo Huaian, and Zhaoye Qing were muted for ten minutes by Haoran Zhengqi.

Haoran Zhengqi: You guys continue.

Haoran Zhengqi: /Eating melon seeds

"Emmm..."

Chen Shu could not help but adjust his sitting posture.

The light inside the car was slightly dim; the light from the Mobile Phone screen reflected in his eyes and also on the glass beside him, making his eyes appear very bright.

The wind had already picked up outside the window.

Naini Zongshuo: /complex expression

Qingcai Keke: /complex expression

Naini Zongshuo: You don't have an expression of your own!?

Qingcai Keke: On what grounds do you say it's your expression?

Naini Zongshuo: You shameless person!

Qingcai Keke: You're the one who's shameless!

Naini Zongshuo: You've been lying from the very beginning!

Qingcai Keke: You used a photo of my girlfriend's back to pass off as your girlfriend, and you're lecturing me?

Naini Zongshuo: /complex expression

Naini Zongshuo: Wait for me to go pour a glass of water /cursing

Qingcai Keke: Hurry up /cursing

About a minute later.

Naini Zongshuo: Your mouth is full of lies!

Qingcai Keke: Your mouth is full of lies!

Naini Zongshuo: You said you were a woman!

Qingcai Keke: You said you were a man!

Naini Zongshuo: You even wear nail polish!

Qingcai Keke: You even shave your beard!

Naini Zongshuo: You even dye your hair!

Qingcai Keke: You even visit brothels!

Naini Zongshuo: Can't a woman visit a brothel?

Qingcai Keke: Can't a man dye his hair?

Naini Zongshuo: /aggrieved

Qingcai Keke: /smoking a cigar

Naini Zongshuo: You even said you were having a meal with your boyfriend!!

Qingcai Keke: You even said you were having a meal with your girlfriend!

Naini Zongshuo: You even bought a Game Capsule for your boyfriend!

Qingcai Keke: You even bought a handbag for your girlfriend!

Naini Zongshuo: You...

Qingcai Keke: /yawning

Haoran Zhengqi: /cracking melon seeds

Naini Zongshuo: You dog of a group owner, shut up!

Haoran Zhengqi:...

Naini Zongshuo: You're acting like a green tea bitch! Isn't it disgusting?

Naini Zongshuo: /vomiting

Qingcai Keke: Are you acting like a foot-picking man?

Qingcai Keke: /vomiting

Naini Zongshuo: You get pleasure from fooling the group members!

Qingcai Keke: So what about you?

Naini Zongshuo:...

Qingcai Keke:?

Chen Shu's smile grew increasingly perverted, as if he could imagine the expression on Zhang Suannai's face on the other side.

Hmm?

Chen Shu glanced to the side, quickly rubbed his face, and managed his expression.

Lest he frighten Brother Jiang.

Brother Jiang is a great hero today, after all.

Naini Zongshuo: /complex expression

Qingcai Keke: /Tribulation-Responding Bodhisattva complex expression

Naini Zongshuo: /Dao Head staring

Qingcai Keke: /Foreign Affairs Minister cold gaze

Naini Zongshuo: /Sword Master drawing Sword

Qingcai Keke: /Ministry of National Defense spokesperson's warning

Naini Zongshuo: /slapping you

Qingcai Keke: /forbearing

Naini Zongshuo: Very well then.

Qingcai Keke: We're even.

Haoran Zhengqi: /confused

Naini Zongshuo: If it weren't for the fact that I inadvertently ate so much of the food you cooked, I would definitely beat you up!

Grandma Always Says: Considering those meals, I can let bygones be bygones, but you must agree to one request of mine, otherwise I'll bring my Sword to find you right now.

Qingcai Keke:?

Haoran Zhengqi: /sigh

Zhong Miao Zhimen, Wuming Renshi, Qingdeng Gufu, Jiu Jiao Luo Huaian Suanle, and Zhaoyeqing have been unmuted by Haoran Zhengqi.

Wuming Renshi: Why were we muted?

Zhong Miao Zhimen: That was truly a brief and brilliant clash.

Zhong Miao Zhimen: I've saved the Dao Head's meme.

Qingdeng Gufu: An eye-opener.

Qingdeng Gufu: The world down the mountain is truly complex.

Qingdeng Gufu: Amitabha.

Jiu Jiao Luo Huaian Suanle: Interesting.

Haoran Zhengqi: @Zhaoyeqing

Haoran Zhengqi: It's your turn.

A dozen seconds later.

Chen Shu types rapidly.

Qingcai Keke: Group owner, he's ignoring you, kick him out.

Grandma Always Says: You are not allowed to tell my two roommates that we met in this group, otherwise I'm not done with you!

Zhong Miao Zhimen: Quite concerned about your image, aren't you?

Wuming Renshi: Two roommates?

Grandma Always Says: One of my roommates is his girlfriend he hasn't started dating yet, and the other is her younger sister.

Haoran Zhengqi: /eating melon seeds

Zhaoyeqing:.

Grandma Always Says: Speak!

Grandma Always Says: Not agreeing?

Grandma Always Says: /eighty-meter broadsword

Qingcai Keke: Fine.

Grandma Always Says: You are not allowed to go back on your word.

Qingcai Keke: I won't.

Grandma Always Says: Swear it.

Qingcai Keke: I swear in the name of the Sword Master.

Grandma Always Says: Stop.

Grandma Always Says: /interrupt

Grandma Always Says: /what the hell do you mean?

Qingcai Keke: /confused/confused/confused

Grandma Always Says: Why are you swearing in the name of my Sword Master?

Qingcai Keke: I mainly just feel that the Sword Master is already used to it, and might be quite skilled in this area.

Grandma Always Says: /you motherfucker

Grandma Always Says: /fatherly strike

Qingcai Keke: Then tell me, who should I swear to?

Grandma Always Says: Which sect are you from?

Qingcai Keke: Not telling you.

Grandma Always Says: Then swear to Shengzu.

Qingcai Keke: That works too.

Qingcai Keke: I swear in the name of Shengzu, if I reveal these things to Zhang Suannai's two roommates, let Shengzu be struck dead by lightning.

Grandma Always Says: /fatherly strike

Grandma Always Says: You motherfucker, you revealed my real name!?

Wuming Renshi: Grandma, your name is Zhang Suannai?

Zhong Miao Zhimen: Good name!

Jiu Jiao Luo Huaian Suanle: It's a bit casual, isn't it?

Qingdeng Gufu: Amitabha, actually most people don't know that it's free to go to any Buddhist temple in the country to get a name for a newborn.

Haoran Zhengqi: /eating melon seeds

Zhong Miao Zhimen: Our Daoist sect doesn't charge either! And we name them better than they do!

Haoran Zhengqi: /eating melon seeds

Grandma Always Says: And "let Shengzu be struck dead by lightning"! Strike your sister! Shengzu has been dead for a long time! Talk about yourself!

Grandma Always Says: What does my name have to do with you guys!?

Grandma Always Says: And you two as well.

Grandma Always Says: @Zhong Miao Zhimen @Qingdeng Gufu

Grandma Always Says: Shut up!

Grandma Always Says: @Qingcai Keke

Grandma Always Says: Hurry up! Swear again!

Qingcai Keke: You're so busy, having to reply to so many people all by yourself.

Nainai Zongshuo:???

Nainai Zongshuo: Otherwise I'll hack you to death!

Qingcai Keke: That won't do! I'm only twenty years old!

Nainai Zongshuo: /Fatherly-love strike

Nainai Zongshuo: Then swear an oath to the Grand Ancestor of this dynasty.

Haoran Zhengqi: /Complex expression

Qingcai Keke: That won't do! The Grand Ancestor might still be around; what if he really strikes me down?

Nainai Zongshuo: Fine.

Nainai Zongshuo: I'm heading out.

Qingcai Keke: I swear to the Grand Ancestor of this dynasty, if I reveal these matters to Zhang Suannai's two roommates, may the Grand Ancestor be struck dead by lightning.

"Boom!!"

A peal of thunder outside the car window lit up half the night sky.

Qingcai Keke retracted a message.

Qingcai Keke: I swear to the Grand Ancestor of this dynasty, if I reveal these matters to Zhang Suannai's two roommates, may I be struck dead by lightning.

Nainai Zongshuo: That's more like it.

Wuming Renshi: Did you guys hear the thunder just now?

Zhong Miao Zhimen: It was supposed to be a thunderstorm today.

Wuming Renshi: So that's it!

Wuming Renshi: The master's prediction was spot on!

Zhong Miao Zhimen: I looked at the weather forecast.

Nainai Zongshuo: It's pouring!!!

Qingcai Keke: Don't get so angry that you can't sleep tonight.

Nainai Zongshuo: /Kitchen knife/Kitchen knife/Kitchen knife

Qingcai Keke: /Smile

Wuming Renshi: Is it real this time?

Qingcai Keke: It's real.

Wuming Renshi: Then who made that bowl of Mutton Soup?

Qingcai Keke: I made it.

Wuming Renshi: /Thumbs up

Qingcai Keke: Was it tasty?

Wuming Renshi: It was tasty!

Qingcai Keke: Actually, most of what I say in the group is true, except for my gender, unlike some people who basically make everything up.

Nainai Zongshuo: Do you think I really went offline?

Qingcai Keke: /Well-behaved