Chapter 356: A Large-Scale Confession Scene

"The two of you discuss it, who is going to wash the dishes."

Chen Shu set down his chopsticks, said this to the old couple, then stood up and walked to the living room, took out his Mobile Phone, and started typing.

Qingcai Keke: What are you all doing? I've finished my meal, and I still haven't heard your confessions! Are you sore losers? Stop dawdling... Forget it, just scroll up and read Zhang Suannai's words again, I'm too lazy to copy them.

Qingcai Keke: @All Members

Haoran Zhengqi: A bit busy right now.

Qingcai Keke: What could be more important than confessing?

Haoran Zhengqi: Watching the seniors from the Royal Court and the Sword Sect fight.

Qingcai Keke: /Complex expression

Qingcai Keke: Please livestream it.

Zhong Miao Zhi Men: It's over.

Qingcai Keke: It's over already? Who won?

Qingdeng Gufu: The senior from the Royal Court.

Nainai Zongshuo: That's because this is Yujing! It's too far for the experts of my Sword Sect to come over!

Qingcai Keke: Enough nonsense @Nainai Zongshuo

Qingcai Keke: Do you have the guts or not?

Qingcai Keke: Isn't it just saying "I am a dog"? What is there to be unable to say? If you say it promptly, I might even think higher of you.

Qingcai Keke: Besides, you are a dog to begin with.

Nainai Zongshuo: /Complex expression

Nainai Zongshuo: What is there to be afraid to say?

Qingcai Keke: No deleting messages.

Nainai Zongshuo:!!!

Nainai Zongshuo: Since I dared to say it, I won't delete it!

Nainai Zongshuo: I am a dog /Smile

"Well done!"

Chen Shu scooped up Taozi, placed her in his arms, and gave Zhang Suannai a like.

Qingcai Keke: Very good, classmate Suannai has not forgotten her true nature, she is a true hero. Furthermore, from classmate Suannai's expression, I can see the Joy overflowing from the depths of her heart after recognizing herself and facing her true nature; it is a kind of delight like breaking free from shackles, a smile from the inside out.

Qingcai Keke: Now that classmate Suannai has set an example for everyone, please bravely face your inner selves and begin your confessions.

Qingcai Keke: Tell me loudly...

Qingcai Keke: Who are you?

Haoran Zhengqi: /Complex expression

Haoran Zhengqi: I am a dog.

"Very good!"

It is evident that the future Emperor still has a bit of an idol burden, but he is able to bravely stand out and set a leading example; his courage is extraordinary. The future nation needs an Emperor who is as daring and resolute as him.

"Click!"

Chen Shu pressed the screenshot button.

Zhong Miao Zhi Men: I am a dog /Pout

"Tsk tsk..."

The successor of the Daoist sect seems a bit reluctant, doesn't he?

"Click!"

Chen Shu continued pressing the screenshot button.

Taozi in his arms pawed at his Mobile Phone, stretching her neck, wanting to see what he was fiddling with that made him so happy.

Jiu Jiao Luo Huaian Suan Le: I am a dog.

Ba Kuai Fuji De Meinü: I am a dog /Tears

Huran Bikouli: I am a dog /Cute

"Click, click, click..."

The Mobile Phone kept ringing incessantly.

"Woof woof?"

Taozi became somewhat impatient.

Watching this human laugh more and more happily, yet unable to understand the content on his phone, she was for a moment like a chah in a melon field unable to find a melon, spinning around in anxiety. Finally, she could only stare urgently at Chen Shu, pawing at him with her little claws, wanting him to tell her about it.

Chen Shu, however, only cared about typing.

Qingcai Keke: I've screenshotted everything, I'll make them into reaction stickers immediately, and I'm going to print them out and frame them.

Qingcai Keke: When you all become Emperor, Sword Master, or Dao Head, when you reach your three or four-hundred-year birthday celebrations, and all the celebrities of the global military, political, and cultivation worlds gather in one hall, I will have them playing on a loop on the big screen.

Yeye Zongshuo: Who did you screenshot?

"?"

Chen Shu was stunned.

What a move!

Yeye Zongshuo: I screenshotted them too!

Chen Shu was stunned again.

Another good move!

Chen Shu savored the thought in detail.

Anyway, I'm going to be smeared by myself; this is unavoidable, so it's better to ignore it, place myself in the position of a winner, and use the screenshots of others calling me a dog to smear them—happiness is paramount.

Haoran: /eating melon seeds

Beauty with Eight-Pack Abs: I'll translate this: I took screenshots too.

Gate of All Wonders: Wrong.

Gate of All Wonders: Correct translation: I'll save them once you all post them.

Haoran: /thumbs up

"Woof woof woof?"

"Don't mess around."

"Awoo-woof!"

"Can't be bothered with you..."

Chen Shu started making memes.

"Knock knock!"

A knocking sound came from outside the door.

"?"

Chen Shu ran over to open the door.

Chen Banxia stood at the doorway; because of the heat, she had taken off her coat and draped it over one arm, wearing only a pure white long-sleeved shirt underneath, while her other hand pulled a suitcase. She smiled the moment she saw him:

"Haha, I'm back! Did you miss your sister?"

"Have you eaten?"

"Airplane food."

"What did you have?"

"Boiled corn, two steamed buns, a tea egg, and mineral water. The food on Yuanzhou Airlines is so bad, and it's our own Yuanzhou airline, too." Chen Banxia finished speaking, smacked her lips, revealed a look of disdain, and walked in dragging her suitcase, "Where are Mom and Dad?"

"They went out to work."

"Chen Jiaoshou is still working during winter break?"

"Can't help it, he's supervising two moronic graduate students for their defense next year." Chen Shu spread his hands, "Chen Jiaoshou is going to give them a Sword Opening Heaven Gate when the time comes."

"My advisor is also going to give me a Sword Opening Heaven Gate next year."

As Chen Banxia said this, she sniffed: "I think I smell popcorn!"

"I made it, butter-flavored, it's actually quite good."

"Where?"

"On the coffee table."

"Wow!"

Chen Banxia immediately let go of her suitcase and pounced over.

Chen Shu shook his head and helped her pull the suitcase into her room, not caring about her sitting on the sofa, grabbing handfuls of popcorn and stuffing them into her mouth. It was made for her anyway; once it's gone, it's gone, no matter how she eats it.

"Hmm, when are we going out to play?"

"Tomorrow or the day after are both fine."

"Then let's do the day after tomorrow, I only just got back today." Chen Banxia said, "I'll rest tomorrow, feel the spring-like warmth of our Bai City, meet up with my girlfriends in Bai City for a meal and a movie, then we'll go the day after."

"Can do."

Chen Shu picked up his Mobile Phone and told Qingqing and Xiaoxiao.

Zhang Suannai lay on the hospital bed, staring at the ceiling.

Her Mobile Phone was resting on the nightstand.

This doctor auntie is so fierce; she snatched her Mobile Phone away the moment she walked in and wouldn't let her play with it.

It's very unreasonable.

Clearly, she still had one hand that could move.

Now, reflecting on that battle just now—

One has to admit, Weiwei is stronger than she imagined.

Originally, she thought she would definitely win.

Although these Royal Court trash forget their ancestors and disregard the traditions of the Sword Cultivator, they still have some substance. No wonder they could split from the Sword Sect and survive to this day. So many people in the Sword Sect have been shouting about cleaning up the sect for over a thousand years, but the result is that the Royal Court's power is growing, the Sword Sect is getting poorer, and there are fewer and fewer people.

Although it ended in a draw and the winner was undecided, because of her superior strategy, the silly group members must think she is stronger.

Zhang Suannai had once again achieved victory by a narrow margin.

However, these were all strategies to deceive outsiders.

In her heart, she was still deeply shocked by this draw—

As the protagonist of this era, blessed with destiny and favored by the Divine Sword, she was actually fought to a draw by that Weiwei! If this continues, wouldn't she potentially climb over her head in a few years?

This is something she cannot accept.

The Sword Sect cannot lose to the Royal Court.

Zhang Suannai also cannot lose to Wu Eiwei.

"..."

There was a long silence in the hospital room.

The doctor came in twice more to perform emergency repairs on her injuries, mainly aligning the severed bones and blood vessels, and aligning the wounds to prevent them from healing crookedly. But it was actually of little use; a Sixth Stage Peak physique that had consumed a Beast Pill could naturally repair itself, and even two crooked bones would naturally reset under the body's mechanisms.

The nurse came to change two bags of IV fluid.

Throughout this process, Zhang Suannai kept her eyes open, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Ding-dong!"

The Mobile Phone suddenly rang once.

The young nurse tilted her head to look, and asked her, "Do you want me to help you check the message?"

Zhang Suannai continued to stare at the ceiling, blankly saying:

"No need..."

"It's nothing important, is it?"

"Not important..."

"As long as it's not important!" the young nurse said to her, "Director Zhou just emphasized that you are not allowed to play with your Mobile Phone and told you to recover properly. With your cultivation and physical condition, you can move around tomorrow."

"Okay..."

Zhang Suannai responded woodenly, being extremely obedient.

Only then did the young nurse turn and leave.

"Whoosh!"

Zhang Suannai's eyeballs suddenly became lively, turning to the far right to peek at the doorway, and her ears pricked up, hearing the footsteps gradually fade away.

The Mobile Phone immediately flew up and floated in front of her.

This doesn't count as playing with a Mobile Phone, right?

Zhang Suannai thought to herself, staring at the screen.

Zhang Ping: The thesis topic must be submitted today. Student Zhang Suannai, if you don't decide on your thesis topic, you should prepare to delay your graduation.

Zhang Ping: @Zhang Suannai

Chen Banxia: Haha, I've arrived in Yuanzhou.

Chen Banxia: When are you coming to hang out?

Chen Banxia: The day after tomorrow, I'm taking my younger brother, Qingqing, and Xiaoxiao out for a trip.

Zhang Suannai was silent for a long time, then raised one hand and extended a finger.

First, reply to the advisor.

Zhang Suannai: I've thought of one.

Zhang Suannai: "A Study on the Combat Tactics of Traditional Sword Cultivators Against Wangting Sword Sect."

Zhang Suannai: Teacher, how is it?

Zhang Ping: It's hard to write.

Zhang Ping: Have you fought a Wangting Sword Sect? How many have you fought? What is your combat record? How much insight do you have? Is fighting an ordinary Wangting Sword Sect convincing enough?

Zhang Suannai: I just finished fighting the Personal Disciple of the current Sword King, and I am now full of insights.

Zhang Ping: Still hard to write.

Zhang Ping: But let's go with this one, I can't be bothered to manage you.

Zhang Ping: I need to submit it immediately.

Zhang Suannai: Good.

Zhang Suannai closed her eyes, reviewing today's battle in her mind.

Although the battle only lasted ten minutes, every millisecond was extremely dangerous; after just ten minutes, both sides were already covered in wounds. Currently, the only thing she could move was this hand that hadn't been holding a Sword, and Wu Eiwei couldn't move a single hand.

By the way, how did she type?

Did she use the tip of her nose?

"!!"

Zhang Suannai hurriedly shook her head to cast away the distracting thoughts.

Continue the review.

Everything is feared for the review.

At the time, the battle situation changed in an instant and was incredibly tense; it was impossible to calm down and think carefully. Every decision had to be made in an instant, and it was hard to guarantee that every decision was perfect. But now, calming down to recall it, the places that weren't handled well at the time all popped up.

Consequently, her mind was full of—

Why did I do that at the time?

Why didn't I do this at the time?

If I had done this and that, wouldn't I have won?

Those thoughts that couldn't be thought of at the time, that didn't feel right, but had endless inspiration after the fact, were truly regrettable.

Wishing time could flow backward so she could go back and fight again.

"Ah..."

Zhang Suannai wanted to smash her own head.

Only then did she remember that she hadn't replied to her little sisters, so she hurriedly summoned the Mobile Phone over to start a video call with them.

A trip?

We are all sisters, and you aren't taking me?