Chapter 137
According to research by the Pill Ding Peak, long-term eating of meat buns will cause nutritional imbalance and incomplete physical development. In order to improve the government office runners' food, the kind Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou decided to do something.
In the morning, the hardworking Master Lu and Master Meng decided to pack all the meat buns away, forcing them to eat vegetarian food, balance nutrition, and urge the government office runners to exercise more, run often, and move their bones.
The government office runners gladly accepted the suggestions of the two experts and expressed that they must closely follow the experts' footsteps, catch up with the experts as soon as possible, and thank them in person.
The two experts didn't just talk empty talk. In order to prove the feasibility of their health theory, they would go into battle themselves to run.
The government office runners were greatly moved and also started running to exercise their bodies. This run lasted all morning.
The government office runners felt the experts' suggestions were very right, promoting the reputation of the two experts for free. Not long after, the whole town heard the government office runners' shouting.
"If you have the ability, you two stop!"
"Two bastards, I guarantee I won't beat you to death!"
"If you don't eat the meat buns, what are you taking them for!"
The government office runners were furious, chasing Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou tightly.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou didn't dare to be caught by the government office runners, running away, letting the government office runners eat dust behind them.
While running, Lu Yang said: "The rules really didn't lie to us. Look at how dangerous these government office runners are. We didn't do anything and they are chasing us tightly. We can't be caught."
Meng Jingzhou agreed deeply: "Isn't that so? Fortunately, we two are in the Foundation Establishment stage. If it were someone else, they would have been caught long ago."
The government office runners also wanted to take a detour to block the two, but the two were already familiar with the town map and couldn't be blocked at all.
The two led the government office runners to run from morning until nightfall. By the time they ran to the back, the government office runners clearly couldn't run anymore, each one panting, their footsteps light.
When the Hour of the Bo arrived, the two carried the meat buns back to the inn. The government office runners glared at them fiercely and returned to the government office unwillingly.
According to the 【Cloth Town government office Runner Rules】, they must stay in the government office during the Hour of the Bo to the Hour of the Chen.
The two were a bit regretful. They had made a lot of preparations in the inn. If the government office runners could enter the inn, they would surely be able to give them a surprise.
What a pity.
On the fifth day at the Hour of the Si, the originally lazy government office runners arrived at the restaurant on time.
In the past, they would be a quarter of an hour late, waiting for more people to gather here, then suddenly appear, scaring people. When lucky, they could also twist their necks.
This time, in order to be able to eat meat buns, they changed this habit.
They ran all day yesterday and didn't eat meat buns, so they were already hungry. This time they came over first, taking advantage of those two wicked things not having done anything, and hurriedly ate to their heart's content.
When they were halfway through eating, they saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou slowly coming out of the inn.
"Still dare to appear in front of us!" The government office runners remembered yesterday's time, their anger rising, and no matter what, they had to catch these two people!
Lu Yang said unhurriedly: "I advise you not to chase me, otherwise something terrible will happen."
"Scaring who!" The government office runner leader obviously didn't believe Lu Yang's words, feeling this was bluffing.
There were only twenty-one rules in Cloth Town, and the situation Lu Yang said wouldn't happen at all.
"Up!"
Seeing them not listening to persuasion, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou sighed and turned to run.
The government office runners hadn't run for long before someone covered their stomach and rolled on the ground, sweating on their forehead from pain: "My lower abdomen hurts so much!"
As if a chain reaction had occurred, one after another covered their stomachs and shouted in pain. Even the government office runner leader couldn't stand it, curled up on the ground to reduce the pain, unable to stand up at all.
"The meat buns are poisonous..." The government office runner leader stared fixedly at Lu Yang, certain it was them who poisoned them.
Lu Yang walked over slowly: "I told you long ago, don't chase us. You didn't listen, now you're unlucky, right?"
"Where did you get the poison!" The government office runner leader couldn't understand. The pharmacy owner couldn't possibly have prepared poison for Lu Yang. Where did Lu Yang get the poison?
Lu Yang squatted down, patted the government office runner leader's head, and said kindly: "Remember, you cannot do strenuous exercise after a meal, otherwise it's easy to get appendicitis."
"Read more books, don't think everything is poison. We are from the righteous path, how could we poison people?"
As the Congwendao Sect, one of the five great immortal sects, they acted upright and sat straight, never doing low-class things like poisoning.
At the very least, living enemies had never encountered the Congwendao Sect poisoning people.
The government office runners' lower abdomen hurt uncomfortably, rolling on the ground in pain. The government office runners who were still fine stood there fearing Lu Yang, not daring to act. Just like this, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou disappeared from the government office runners' sight openly.
What the two didn't notice was the gaze of the Cloth Town people on the roadside, carrying terror in their eyes.
"Fortunately, these two follow ordinary rules. If they put on black clothes and became government office runners, would we still have a way to live?"
"Who says it isn't? They even said they were from the righteous path. I think it's uncertain which Demon Sect they are undercover agents who infiltrated the righteous path!"
The Cloth Town people were glad that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou were on their side, otherwise they were afraid they wouldn't live past three days.
On the sixth day at the Hour of the Si, the government office runners became smart, first taking the meat buns without eating them, blocking the entrance of the inn.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou had long expected this and escaped by jumping out of the window on the second floor.
"Chase, don't let them run!" Two days of resentment accumulated to a very terrifying degree. Recalling yesterday's painful experience, the government office runners wished they could tear them to pieces.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou ran more and more skillfully. What the government office runners didn't notice was that as they chased, they ran to the private school's territory.
Seeing Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou, the private school teacher gritted his teeth. He called the people reading in the private school.
The people reading in the private school could no longer be called people. Their whole bodies were covered with black hair, their mouths were very long, and some serious ones were lying directly on the ground, only one step away from becoming black dogs.
"Catch them!" The private school teacher ordered.
Seeing this scene, the government office runners were also angry. They still dared to snatch people from them!
The private school teacher still wanted to make eye contact with Lu Yang, but Lu Yang was well-prepared, taking out a bronze mirror and blocking it in front of his face.
"Still look at your ugly appearance!"
Seeing his own skinless face and blood-red eyes in the bronze mirror, the private school teacher wailed, his body changed, and he hurriedly returned to the academy, sewing his mouth shut.
Losing the private school teacher's command, the black dog people fought with the government office runners according to the previous orders.
Taking advantage of the chaos, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou pulled out a government office runner, wanting to strip off his clothes, but found they couldn't strip them off no matter what.
They had to settle for the second best, searching the 【Cloth Town government office Runner Rules】 from the government office runner.
Like the waiter, in order to prevent forgetting the rules, the government office runners would carry the rules at all times.
The two got what they wanted and fled.
As for the government office runners, the two chose to respect their wishes; let them fight if they want to fight.
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