Chapter 163: You Dao Seeking Sect are bullying people too much
After Miss Yun Zhi became the acting Sect Master, she visited the other four great immortal sects according to custom and brought a special gift—she told everyone that the Daoist Priest Who Does Not Speak had gone into seclusion, and now she was managing the Dao Seeking Sect.
When the four great immortal sects heard this news, they couldn't be happier; finally, they didn't have to deal with a lunatic.
Moreover, Miss Yun Zhi becoming the acting Sect Master meant that she would not participate in disciple activities.
The five great immortal sects would irregularly hold some disciple activities, letting disciples go to ruins and caves to explore. Ever since Miss Yun Zhi appeared, there was no need to hold such activities, which made the people of the other four great immortal sects very embarrassed—rather than holding activities, it was better to give the rewards directly to Miss Yun Zhi, which could also save time.
Seeing the Shangguan Yu he had been dreaming of, the Second Elder's eyes went straight.
Although Shangguan Yu had rejected the Second Elder, he still couldn't forget the pure and beautiful Shangguan Yu.
Seeing the Second Elder looking straight at Shangguan Yu, Qiu Jinan stepped over, blocking the Second Elder's line of sight, his face livid: "When does the competition start?"
The Great Elder said: "According to the plan, we will hold the opening ceremony first, eat, and then the competition."
It was quite standardized, Qiu Jinan thought to himself, worthy of Miss Yun Zhi's arrangement, much better than that bastard, the Daoist Priest Who Does Not Speak.
Last time he visited the Dao Seeking Sect, the Daoist Priest Who Does Not Speak came up and hugged his neck, saying, 'Brother, let's go, I'll take you to the brothel to play, my treat.'
Qiu Jinan pushed the Daoist Priest Who Does Not Speak aside at that time.
Is this something that can be said in person! Shangguan Yu was still watching him!
"Hmm? Where is the brat who understood ancient civilization just now?"
Qiu Jinan still wanted to discuss some ancient secrets with Lu Yang, such as how the last great power who practiced 'Words Follow the Law' died, and whether the Immortal Ying Tian was born when the weather was particularly good, so he was called the Immortal Ying Tian...
The Great Elder explained: "He went to cook."
"Oh." Qiu Jinan didn't think much of it.
On the podium, the Dao Seeking Sect disciples and the Five Elements Sect disciples stood together, watching the high-level officials on the stage speak.
Soon they were drowsy.
The Great Elder read the manuscript written by Lu Yang on the stage: "In order to implement the policy of the five great immortal sects working together to move forward, promote friendly exchanges between the Dao Seeking Sect and the Five Elements Sect, promote the entire sect to deeply understand the friendship of the five great immortal sects, lay a foundation, and achieve mutual benefit and win-win results, here, I have five points to talk about around the theme of this exchange meeting."
"First, implementing the policy of the five great immortal sects working together to move forward is a historical need and also a realistic need. With the arrival of the ancient great world, ancient cultivators have been resurrected one after another. Facing the severe situation of the Central Continent and various uncertain and unpredictable risks and challenges, the five great immortal sects should, and must, achieve unity..."
Qiu Jinan was shocked at the time. Although he expected that the speech manuscript would be very different from the last time, he didn't expect it to be so different.
Last time, the Daoist Priest Who Does Not Speak only said two sentences: Welcome the Five Elements Sect to visit, everyone move freely.
It was Qiu Jinan's turn to speak. Qiu Jinan cleared his throat and said loudly: "In this sunny season when all things are recovering, the Five Elements Sect is honored to come to the Dao Seeking Sect to witness the most advanced thoughts and theories of the Cultivation Realm, which is very touching..."
After two rounds of leadership speeches, sparse applause sounded from the audience. In the words of the Eighth Elder, it was like "urination that won't stop."
On the stage, the leaders of both sides shook hands.
"Sect Master Qiu, please give me more advice on this exchange activity."
"The Great Elder is joking. Please ask the Dao Seeking Sect to show mercy."
The Great Elder and Qiu Jinan had kind smiles on their faces, and others could not see that they were communicating with spiritual sense in secret.
"Qiu Jinan, roll back to your Five Elements Sect. The Dao Seeking Sect does not welcome you. Look at your hypocritical appearance. Have you forgotten how our nine sons of the Dao Seeking Sect beat you back then!"
"Nine people beat me alone. You Dao Seeking Sect don't even want your face. Do you think I care to come to your Dao Seeking Sect, a gathering place for monsters and demons? You just wait for me to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and spread the news of victory throughout the Cultivation Realm!"
In reality, the two smiled sincerely.
"Sect Master Qiu, shall we go eat?"
"Haha, I have long heard that the food of the Dao Seeking Sect is a must. Today, I must open my eyes."
A group of people walked to the cafeteria. On the way, Qiu Jinan saw a disciple using a fried dough stick to hammer a nail, making a clanging sound, with sparks splashing.
He saw a disciple throw a spread pancake into the sky, and it instantly became huge, covering the sky and the sun.
He saw a disciple making egg soup, and the silver pot instantly turned pitch black and gradually melted. In this process, the egg soup condensed into a drop of green liquid.
In a sense, it was indeed an eye-opener.
The Dao Seeking Sect wouldn't let me eat this kind of thing, right?
Qiu Jinan's heart was drumming, feeling that he didn't deserve this.
Finally, the group arrived at an extremely luxurious restaurant. From far away, they smelled a pungent fragrance. Presented before Qiu Jinan was food with both color and fragrance.
"It seems I wronged the Dao Seeking Sect." Qiu Jinan breathed a sigh of relief.
The Decayed Fairy was wearing a white apron and a tall hat, looking quite decent.
She introduced these foods one by one: "Braised tofu, using the best ice field elephant spine meat. When making tofu, I used the dew condensed in the morning by medicinal herbs in the medicine garden. The two were combined by me using ancient secret methods, bursting out amazing effects."
The Decayed Fairy wanted to see the reactions of the diners: "Taste it?"
Qiu Jinan lifted the lid covering the plate, and a golden light shot into the sky, blinding Qiu Jinan's eyes. Immortal music came to his ears, endless.
Qiu Jinan turned his head and saw a group of people playing music nearby.
"What is this doing?"
"Playing music, there is an atmosphere." The Decayed Fairy explained.
Qiu Jinan didn't think much. He picked up his chopsticks and picked up a piece of tofu. Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he saw the part where the chopsticks and tofu touched smoking and melting rapidly.
With a plop, the tofu fell back.
Qiu Jinan blinked, thinking he had an illusion.
The Decayed Fairy reminded from the side: "Eat quickly, otherwise the plate and table will be burned through by the braised tofu in a while."
Qiu Jinan resisted the urge to flip the table and tried other dishes.
He lifted a small tea bowl. In the tea bowl was milky white fish soup, with two green leafy vegetables floating on top, making the fish soup even more delicious.
The Decayed Fairy introduced: "There is a kind of fish in our sect's Taihu Lake, named Bi Shui Fish, which is an ancient relic. After this kind of fish leaves the lake water, it must be cooked immediately. If it exceeds three hours, it will rot. Today at dawn, I fished it up from Taihu Lake. Through my careful cooking, I preserved the freshness of the fish meat to the greatest extent. You taste it."
Then Qiu Jinan saw a small green fish swimming around in the fish soup, even jumping out of the soup and jumping back in, rippling in the soup. A drop of fish soup even splashed on Qiu Jinan's face.
"... Is your fish meat a bit active?"
Qiu Jinan again resisted the urge to flip the table.
The Decayed Fairy said: "The fish you see is not a living thing. It is a fish spirit processed by me based on the skeleton of the Bi Shui Fish through ancient techniques. If you poke it with a spoon, it will automatically melt."
Qiu Jinan carefully poked it with a spoon, and the small green fish really melted and merged into the fish soup, making the deliciousness of the white fish soup even better.
So I wronged him, Qiu Jinan thought so.
He took a sip and spat it out: "So salty, how much salt did you put in?!"
The Decayed Fairy thought seriously: "Twenty seconds."
Qiu Jinan slapped the table, stood up suddenly, and roared: "You Dao Seeking Sect are bullying people too much!" ===== CHAPTER 164 =====
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