Chapter 36
"Senior Sister seems calm on the surface, but she is actually moody, only she doesn't show it on her face. As the saying goes, accompanying a ruler is like accompanying a tiger. Accompanying her is no less than accompanying a tiger!"
"She is indeed a rare beauty, or rather the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, but knowing a person's face doesn't mean knowing their heart. Can you imagine? Every meal she makes me eat a large amount of beast limbs and medicinal herb corpses. In the dead of night, she also makes me soak completely in water full of medicinal herb corpses, saying this can strengthen my physique!"
"There was another time I wanted to learn space magical powers to facilitate future travel, but she taught me how to become small, pinched me in her palm, and played with me in the palm of her hand!"
Lu Yang denounced Miss Yun Zhi's various atrocities and soon gained the resonance of the little Medicine Kings, who all sympathized with him.
The Ginseng Doll couldn't help but say: "In that case, let's work from the inside and outside. You act as the inside agent, and we act as the outside support. Let's rebel against the Female Demon Head right now!"
Lu Yang was startled and quickly dissuaded them: "Absolutely not. This matter needs long-term planning. Senior Sister is the number one disciple of the Congwendao Sect, and her cultivation is unfathomable. Relying on just us few, I'm afraid we are weak."
He analyzed calmly: "For the sake of safety, why not wait until I cultivate to the Tribulation Transcendence stage? That way, the chances will be greater. When the time comes, everyone will act together to counterattack Senior Sister and succeed in one fell swoop!"
"By then, everyone can take revenge for their grievances, wouldn't that be better?"
The little Medicine Kings felt that he was worthy of being a human, thinking so thoroughly: "I originally thought your IQ was slightly inferior to mine, but I didn't expect you to have such a detailed plan. It seems your IQ and mine are on par!"
With a common enemy, Lu Yang and the little Medicine Kings soon became one, howling and clamoring to defeat the Female Demon Head.
With Lu Yang joining, their little Medicine King lineup was like a tiger with wings added; victory was like taking something out of a bag, easy!
At the entrance of the medicine garden, Master Ba saw Lu Yang's inspiring plan through a water mirror and sighed leisurely.
Miss Yun Zhi had specifically instructed him to pay attention to Lu Yang's movements and not to have any accidents in the medicine garden. Once an accident occurred, he should tell her immediately.
In this situation, does it count as an accident?
If he really told Miss Yun Zhi, even if it wasn't an accident, I'm afraid an accident would occur.
"Why is there not a single young person nowadays who is worry-free?"
"Having said so much, I haven't shown you the spells I know." Lu Yang moved his body, performed the "Ground-Shrinking" spell, struck a diving pose, and jumped directly into the soil.
The Enlightenment Tree King's reaction was similar to Miss Yun Zhi's, marveling at it. It had lived for so long and had never seen such a spell.
On the surface, it looked like a space spell like "shrinking the ground to an inch," but in practice, it looked like a Five Elements spell.
Being able to perform a spell that had never appeared before at such a young age, he was truly a genius of spells.
Now Lu Yang was using "Ground-Shrinking" with ease. He could do underwater swimming, breaststroke, butterfly stroke, and freestyle. Seeing him occasionally drill out of the ground and then smoothly drill back in, it was really easy to give people the illusion that the ground was water.
The Qilin Immortal Herb and the Flower of the End of Time finished fighting, and the Ginseng Doll and the Three-Leaf Star Herb told them about Lu Yang's miserable encounter under the Female Demon Head's claws, which also aroused their resonance and made them very excited.
"Our Medicine Kings finally have an undercover agent planted in the human race!"
The four little Medicine Kings sat on the Enlightenment Tree King's trunk, applauding one after another, thinking Lu Yang was amazing.
Lu Yang let out a strange cry, kicked his legs, jumped high, opened his arms in a cross shape, rotated 360 degrees in the air, and planted himself on the ground with a thud, face-first—he was dizzy from spinning in the air.
Failed to act cool.
The little Medicine Kings hurriedly lifted Lu Yang up in a flurry.
Such injuries were superficial wounds for a Foundation Establishment stage cultivator and would heal quickly.
Seeing that Lu Yang could really loosen the soil, the little Medicine Kings took out the medicine garden map and asked Lu Yang to drill into the ground in order.
"The root system of this patch of herbs is very deep and can reach a three-meter soil layer. You must be careful not to touch their roots, which would cause us to misunderstand. My suggestion is to drill and loosen the soil between three and five meters underground; this is the safe interval."
"The root systems of herbs in other areas are between half a meter and two meters. You can dig below two meters."
Lu Yang was curious: "What happens if I touch the roots?"
The Ginseng Doll said seriously: "We will think you are a foot fetishist."
"???"
The Flower of the End of Time interrupted: "You humans have many perverts who like to suck on the foot skin of our plants with wine, saying this thing is delicious and goes well with wine, and for this reason, they even cultivate and plant it on a large scale."
"What plant are you talking about?"
"Peanuts."
Lu Yang couldn't quite keep up with the little Medicine Kings' train of thought.
Fortunately, he didn't dwell too much on this question and began to drill into the ground according to the route given by the Ginseng Doll.
The Ginseng Doll was tired of watching the earthworm couple drill into the ground and found it fun to watch a human drill into the ground, so they all ran behind Lu Yang and followed closely behind him.
The little Medicine Kings naturally also had the ability to escape into the ground, but they merged with the soil, which was completely different from Lu Yang's way of squeezing the soil away.
The soil quality where Lu Yang passed was loose and soft, which was just right for the little Medicine Kings.
The Enlightenment Tree King watched the little Medicine Kings playing happily and sighed. Trees can't drill into the ground.
It looked at the sun in the sky again, feeling it was scorching, and sighed again: "Why did I grow so tall? There isn't even a shady place."
The Enlightenment Tree King felt the world was full of malice toward it.
The little Medicine Kings followed Lu Yang's butt and played for a whole day. On the way back, they were all playing and laughing: "Boil some water for a bath!"
The Enlightenment Tree King had long prepared a wooden bucket filled with water. The water was taken from the stream that irrigated the herbs.
A bright light appeared from the abdomen of the Qilin Immortal Herb, slowly moved upward, and finally moved to the mouth, spraying out Qilin True Fire.
The Qilin Immortal Herb was like a real Qilin. No wonder the ancients insisted they had seen a Qilin when they saw it.
The Qilin True Fire had an extremely high temperature, and in the blink of an eye, the water was boiling and bubbling.
The little Medicine Kings jumped in one after another, closing their eyes and floating back and forth on the water surface.
Lu Yang felt this scene was exceptionally familiar, as if he had seen a similar scene in the kitchen.
He remembered, this is called medicinal cuisine.
But this was his first time seeing medicinal cuisine where the ingredients jumped into the pot on their own.
Before long, the medicinal fragrance drifted out and filled the air. Lu Yang took a breath, and he was immediately full of spirit, and his cultivation even had a trend of growth.
"Worthy of being a Medicine King, the medicinal power is truly terrifying."
Lu Yang looked at the little Medicine Kings playing and fighting in the water and showed a helpless smile.
He remembered Senior Sister saying that longevity is a poison, a pain that cannot be endured by non-humans. Only a personality other than an ordinary person can endure the pain of longevity.
The little Medicine Kings have experienced endless years and witnessed countless major events recorded in history. Those people and things recorded in history have all passed away, and only the little Medicine Kings are still alive.
I'm afraid only a childlike personality can allow the little Medicine Kings to live for so long without collapsing.
It's just that they are too easy to be deceived.
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