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Chapter 20

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"hhh, laughing to death, 'Meet, the Real You', truly real!"

"Scared Yang Zi's mouth until it was two meters wide!"

"What is Teacher Yang Zi doing? Has his martial soul true form been scared out?"

"This speed, woc, this old person!"

The bullet comments were amused by the reactions of the four guests of "See You," especially the speed at which Yang Zi picked up food, which was jaw-dropping.

The production team was also speechless; Li Dao hurriedly reminded: "Everyone doesn't need to eat so fast, what is this for!"

No one spoke, only Chi Ye raised his head and explained: "We just have work, but that doesn't mean we can't live!"

Then he looked at Yang Zi, who was "wielding chopsticks like the wind," and couldn't help but lean back to avoid being killed by Yang Zi's chopsticks at the dining table: "Teacher Yang Zi, stop wielding them; if you keep wielding them, I'm going to catch a cold."

Yang Zi: "?"

"Hmm... this sandwich tastes really good."

Jin Xia was probably the only guest who heard the "bad news" and still ate in a leisurely manner.

She held the knife and fork with elegant posture and upright sitting position, put a small corner of the sandwich into her mouth, chewed gently, and her eyes lit up: "Sister Shishi, what you made is so delicious."

Shi Daifu was a bit embarrassed by the praise and said softly with her head lowered: "Thank you."

Yang Zi stopped his chopsticks; seeing this scene, his eyes turned red!

Even someone as autistic as Shi Daifu could have interactions with Jin Xia?

He secretly hated the unfairness of the world.

Fortunately, he was well prepared!

Yang Zi first picked up another chopstick of food, waiting for an opportunity.

Finally, in the gap when Jin Xia put down her knife and fork, Yang Zi seized the opportunity and pushed the "French Sunshine Lobster Bacon Hot Dog" he had specially made an extra portion of in front of Jin Xia, smiling kindly: "Xia Xia, try the French hot dog I specially made for you!"

"Hmm? French hot dog?"

Jin Xia was stunned, turned her eyes, her peach-blossom eyes filled with inquiry and expectation: "Are there additives in the French hot dog? What about the 'ruthless work' and technology?"

Yang Zi was stunned and shook his head decisively: "Of course not!"

He knew well that this young lady of a wealthy family was most wary of junk food; she had been protected since she was a child, held in her family's mouths for fear of melting, and held in their hands for fear of falling, pampered to no end.

Afraid Jin Xia wouldn't believe him, he patted his chest and guaranteed: "I had my assistant... cough, cough, these are all ingredients I carefully selected myself, absolutely pure natural green and pollution-free, without any additives or technology!"

"Just eat it with peace of mind, Xia Xia!"

Little thing, I'll charm you to death.

"Oh, I don't eat it if there are no additives."

Yang Zi: "?"

He was confused and puzzled: "Wh... why? It's only healthy if there are no additives! Don't you like healthy food?"

Jin Xia realized she had let something slip; in a panic, she pointed to the sandwich in front of her: "It has nothing to do with additives, my appetite is very small, I can only eat this much!"

Yang Zi: "..."

He was a bit displeased, but there was nothing he could do; if someone didn't eat, could he force a top-tier young flower to eat?

It must be that loser Chi Ye who instigated this!

This Jin Xia looked like she wasn't very smart in private; the two of them were always sticking together, it must be Chi Ye's doing!

Yang Zi naturally recorded this account on Chi Ye's head, then looked at the extra hot dog and felt a sense of frustration.

Why is it so hard to leech off some popularity?!

In his anger, the big boss's temper came up, and he wanted to dump this hot dog.

"Please do not waste food."

Seeing this, the production team immediately reminded him.

Mango TV had been criticized for this incident before, so they attached great importance to such details.

Yang Zi: "..."

Li Dao thought for a moment: "Since everyone wants to be full, let's divide this hot dog into four portions, one for each person."

Hearing this, everyone had no objections; after all, no one wanted to be seen by the audience in a bad light—except Yang Zi.

The production team divided the hot dog into four portions and sent them to the guests.

Yang Zi felt even more displeased when he saw the hot dog sent to Chi Ye's side.

What status does a loser like Chi Ye have? Is he worthy of eating the hot dog he made with his own hands?

Chi Ye didn't know Yang Zi's psychological activities; he looked at this "high-end ingredient" that Yang Zi had specially asked his assistant to get, and was still curious, so he picked up a piece and tasted it.

Hmm...

Instantly, a strange taste permeated his mouth.

Chi Ye chewed twice, gagged, and hurriedly spat it out.

Everyone: "?"

Chi Ye: "Shit."

"The meat isn't cooked, the shrimp is raw, the lettuce even has a muddy taste; Teacher Yang Zi, don't you wash the vegetables?! So fresh, just pulled from the ground?!"

Yang Zi: "......!"

Jin Xia looked surprised: "Just pulled from the ground? This is too healthy!"

"......" Chi Ye was in pain: "It can be seen that he really wanted you to eat it!"

"......"

Hearing this, Jin Xia was startled and hurriedly returned her portion to Yang Zi: "Teacher Yang Zi, this is too healthy, I won't eat it, you eat it yourself."

Yang Zi's old face turned red instantly.

Chi Ye picked up his water cup and rinsed his mouth, feeling much fresher, and reminded: "Production team, discuss with Yang Zi, who will report a work-related injury for me."

Everyone: "..."

With a bang.

Yang Zi suddenly stood up "in anger": "I'm not recording anymore!"

After saying that, he angrily flicked his sleeves and walked toward the courtyard slowly.

After finding that no one called him for a long time, he even turned his head to peek at this side secretly, then immediately turned back, looking angry.

Chi Ye couldn't stand it anymore: "Teacher Yang Zi, stop acting; the traffic is low in the morning, wait until Teacher Huang and the others come, then stop recording, that way there will be more traffic."

"You think I'm doing this for traffic?!"

Yang Zi turned back, furious: "I'm not recording anymore, it has nothing to do with traffic, it's just that I feel I haven't been respected by you!"

Chi Ye: "?"

"Alright then, I'll help you book a ticket... send me your ID number, by the way, when are you leaving?"

Yang Zi: "..."

This time he quickened his pace and really left the living room.

If he didn't hurry, he felt that this animal Chi Ye might really book him a ticket!

At the same time.

Beside the dining table.

"Hmm..." Shi Daifu, who hadn't spoken, saw Yang Zi leave and looked at the embarrassed production team, hesitated for a long time, and said softly: "I... how about I eat it?"

Everyone was stunned.

Then they realized that Shi Daifu was talking about what Yang Zi had made.

"What does it have to do with you, why are you eating it?" Chi Ye was puzzled.

"......" Shi Daifu was silent for a moment: "If I eat it, he might stop being angry."

Everyone: "..."

Chi Ye slapped his forehead.

What kind of boxing champion is this, being so wronged?

"It's okay." Chi Ye comforted her: "Haven't you figured this out yet? An old veteran actor improvising, he's into the role... let's just say, when Teacher Huang and the others come, he'll be the first to run out to welcome them!"

"Oh? Why?"

Jin Xia was curious.

"Because that's when there will be the most camera time."

Everyone: "..."

On the other side.

Yang Zi didn't return to his room, but angrily went outside the courtyard and found the assistant "hiding" nearby: "How did you buy things for me? Why is it still raw lobster and raw bacon?"

Assistant: "?"

But he had been by Yang Zi's side for many years and knew all his outrageous operations, so he admitted his mistake at light speed: "Yes, Teacher Yang Zi, it's my fault, next time I will definitely buy you cooked lobster..."

"No, that's not what I'm talking about."

Yang Zi interrupted: "You do have to buy me something next time, but don't buy lobster."

He paused, gnashing his teeth: "Next time, bring me some poisonous long beans."

Assistant: "Huh?"

"Boss Yang, you want to..."

"I want to poison Chi Ye to death!"

Assistant: "..."

Knowing that the other party was just venting his emotions, he paused and comforted him: "You don't need to do it yourself, Boss Yang; isn't Teacher Huang coming soon? Wouldn't poisoning Chi Ye to death be a matter of time?"

Yang Zi: "...... What you said also makes sense."

"Oh right, the information materials on Teacher Huang and the others that I asked you to prepare, are they all ready?"

"Ready, Teacher Huang's fans call themselves 'Yellow Wasps'; speaking of which, some time ago Chi Ye...!"

Living room.

Breakfast ended, Chi Ye helped Shi Daifu clean up the table, and then began to collect Telunsu milk in every corner of the cabin.

"Teacher Chi, why are you collecting so much milk?"

Jin Xia looked at him in confusion: "The production team will have opinions if the sponsor's products are taken away."

"Silly child, you don't understand."

Chi Ye imparted his experience: "This isn't milk, this is the Fountain of Life to maintain the most basic vital signs in order to survive and walk out in the next twenty-plus days!"

Jin Xia: "?"

New guests were about to arrive; although she had heard of Teacher Huang's prestige before, Jin Xia and the new guests weren't actually very familiar with each other.

She was anxious and a bit curious: "Teacher Chi, didn't you participate in that 'How to Evaluate' show before?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Do you know Teacher Huang and that... Lin... Lin what's-her-name..."

Chi Ye reminded: "Lin Jingyi."

"Oh, right, right, Lin Jingyi."

Jin Xia was curious: "What kind of personality do they have?"

Chi Ye thought for a moment; he wouldn't even mention Teacher Huang, he had heard of him even if he didn't know him.

As for Lin Jingyi...

"Don't you like technology now? Then you should be able to become friends with her."

Chi Ye paused and evaluated: "She is full of technology."

"?!" Jin Xia was shocked in her peach-blossom eyes: "She is full of spicy strips?!"

Chi Ye: "..."

"You'll know when you see her."

"There's someone full of spicy strips?!"

Jin Xia was stirred up with anticipation by Chi Ye's few words; her whole mood improved, and she turned around humming, preparing to go upstairs to change clothes and wait for the arrival of the new guests.

Great, made her happy again!

Chi Ye shook his head, carried the collected milk back to his room, and when he went downstairs again, he already heard some movement outside the courtyard.

"Eh, this small courtyard is much bigger than the 'Mushroom House'."

A familiar, old-fashioned voice rang out; Chi Ye went downstairs and saw Teacher Huang bringing Lin Jingyi and Teacher Lu to "visit" the "See You" courtyard, each pulling a suitcase.

They're here.

Yang Zi, who had been ready for a long time, sprinted at a 100-meter dash speed and greeted the three new guests.

"Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu, Jingyi."

Yang Zi smiled enthusiastically: "Welcome to the 'See You' cabin."

"Oh, it's Boss Yang."

Teacher Huang was also very happy to see Yang Zi and poked his head to look: "You came out by yourself?"

"Oh... sigh." Yang Zi smiled slightly, looking like the current head of the "See You" household: "Those kids probably didn't hear the movement; they're kids, they're all lazy."

Teacher Huang nodded repeatedly; Teacher Lu, who was on the side, saw that Yang Zi wasn't talking to him for the time being, so he glanced at Lin Jingyi not far away.

He didn't have much of an impression of this small artist from Teacher Huang's studio before, but he didn't expect that upon meeting this time, he felt the other party was far more "beautiful" than he had imagined.

Look at that jawline like a blade, that crystal-clear skin, and those big eyes with double eyelids, it was simply... completely grown on his aesthetic point!

"......" Teacher Lu smoothed his hair, feeling a bit prickly in his heart.

He glanced at Lin Jingyi's beautiful prosthetic nose again, paused, and while the camera wasn't paying attention, lowered his voice: "Girl."

"?"

Lin Jingyi, who was thinking about how to ruthlessly step on Chi Ye later to avenge her previous grudge, was stunned.

Teacher Lu took off his sunglasses, used the temple of the glasses to press against his chin, and gave Lin Jingyi a charming smile: "Later, add me on WeChat."

!!

Lin Jingyi was stunned, and then her little heart thumped wildly.

Teacher Lu... what does this mean?

Could it be that Teacher Lu is interested in her...

She didn't dare to continue thinking.

Teacher Lu was the biggest star in this "See You."

Thinking of this, her newly done prosthetic nose seemed to become even more prominent, and the prosthesis seemed to have been injected with new vitality.

She hurriedly tucked her hair, glanced at Teacher Lu shyly, and said in a sweet, pinched voice: "Okay~ I'm actually your fan, Teacher Lu~"

"......"

"...... Yuck~!"

"Prohibit oily behavior in public!"

Chi Ye, Jin Xia, and Shi Daifu, who had just walked out of the cabin, happened to witness this scene.

A trace of confusion flashed in Jin Xia's beautiful peach-blossom eyes, and goosebumps covered her whole body.

Teacher Lu is so oily.

Shi Daifu was expressionless, but from her instantly averted gaze, it could be seen that the boxing champion should have hardened.

Her fist hardened.

Chi Ye stared at Lin Jingyi in amazement: "Haven't seen you in a few days, why did you change your head again."

Everyone: "..."

"Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu."

Chi Ye had already walked over enthusiastically, grabbed Teacher Huang's hand, and gave the code: "Yellow Wasp, Yellow Wasp!"

Teacher Huang: "?"

Bad luck!

Seeing Chi Ye's face, Teacher Huang felt nauseous and wished he could set up a stove on the spot and poison Chi Ye to death.

How can a person be so shameless?

"Chi Ye, what are you doing, why are you still holding onto Teacher Huang?"

Yang Zi was displeased, then turned to smile at Teacher Huang: "Hi, he's just a kid, but Chi Ye is right about one thing, actually... I am also your fan, Teacher Huang."

As he spoke, he recalled the information materials his assistant had found, and his tone was steady: "Yellow Wasp, Yellow Wasp, love Jianfeng (Yang Zi's name)!"

"Teacher Huang, I am your... uh..."

How many years was it?

Yang Zi was old and his memory wasn't very good, so he subconsciously looked at the assistant not far away.

The assistant was terrified and waved his hands frantically, signaling him not to shout such slogans.

Yang Zi misunderstood and looked at the palm the assistant extended: "Fifty... fifty years!"

"Teacher Huang, I am your fifty-year-old fan!"

Teacher Huang: "..."

The good impression he had just formed of Yang Zi instantly fell to the bottom.

Is this person sick in the head?

At such an old age, he doesn't even know what's a compliment and what's an insult?

This fifty-year-old meme was made popular by that bastard Chi Ye on "How to Evaluate"!

On this side, Chi Ye watched Yang Zi's operation and was amazed, thinking to himself that this old guy really had content, it was too much of a show!

He gave a thumbs up: "Indeed, Teacher Yang Zi is indeed a true fifty-year-old fan, he's been a fan since he was born!"

"This fan is too old!"

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