[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-who-said-this-top-celebrity-is-crazy-this-top-ce":3,"chapter-who-said-this-top-celebrity-is-crazy-this-top-ce-who-said-this-top-celebrity-is-crazy-this-top-ce-chapter-23":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Who Said This Top Celebrity Is Crazy? This Top Celebrity Is Amazing!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2291184,4479,"Chapter 23: Yangzi Safety","who-said-this-top-celebrity-is-crazy-this-top-ce-chapter-23",23,"\u003Cp>\"Ahem... what's wrong, children? Are you so happy you don't know what to say?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the varied expressions on everyone's faces, Mr. Huang couldn't help but smile slightly, even pouting his lips to act cute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s not that Mr. Huang doesn't know he's wrong, or that he doesn't know it's not right, but Mr. Huang simply refuses to change.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All of Mr. Huang's methods are used entirely for \"satisfying himself\"!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this \"by\" obedience test really that addictive?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone sighed inwardly, but Mr. Lü still maintained his high-EQ persona: \"That's too exhausting, Mr. Huang. Why don't we just shell corn together? You should take a break too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not exhausting, not exhausting at all. I thought about it before coming on this show: the program needs a cook, and with so many children, someone needs to take care of them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Huang waved his hand, signaling that there was nothing exhausting about poisoning a few people; he had to finish everyone off for it to count.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye nodded upon hearing this: \"The show really does need a killer. With so many guests, someone has to do the killing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Huang glanced at Chi Ye: \"Chi Ye, you child, your mouth never rests. You'll be the first to eat later.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine, I'll be the first to hit the road later.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye accepted this result calmly, and the live stream comments were already exploding with laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"hhh, I can't take it anymore, is this a comedy variety show?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is Mr. Huang faking it, or is he for real?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I think it's both. Wanting to use memes to whitewash himself is real, and wanting to poison Chi Ye is also as real as it gets!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"《Don't worry, not a single one will survive today》\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over here, Chi Ye was already \"arranging his affairs\": \"After I'm gone, remember to cremate my jawline. The subway in the underworld probably prohibits carrying controlled blades anyway.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PD: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had actually been very nervous about following Chi Ye before, because Chi Ye's mouth was always \"unfiltered.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after the experiences of yesterday and this morning, he had learned from Director Li that the popularity of Chi Ye's live stream had remained consistently high, vaguely on track to become the most popular channel among the many monsters and freaks on *See You*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His performance metrics rose accordingly, so how could he be dissatisfied?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The explosive popularity of *See You* was already beginning to show, and now he only hoped Chi Ye would say more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you can talk, then talk more!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright... then let's work hard and strive to eat sooner.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Lü's expression wasn't great, but he was too familiar with Mr. Huang to say anything, so he could only offer a preemptive warning: \"I'm on a fat-loss diet recently, Mr. Huang, make me a little less.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Mr. Huang sized him up and nodded with a chuckle: \"Don't worry, I'll make you a fat-loss meal!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Lü: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You're killing friendly forces too?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The production team announced the \"life countdown\" and Mr. Huang issued the \"kill order.\" The group had no other choice, so on the surface, they could only continue working.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the actual efficiency of their work was even worse than when they started; they kept dragging their feet, leaving the live stream audience and the production team both amused and exasperated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmm... ahem.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that the show's effect was achieved and they couldn't let everyone keep slacking off here, Director Li gave a light cough: \"Alright... given everyone's current state, we are going to readjust our 'working method'.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked up at him with silent eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye was surprised: \"There's another dirty trick?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Director Li: \"...Chi Ye, don't stir up trouble.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused, then spoke into a megaphone: \"Since everyone's 'enthusiasm' for work is low right now, we will switch to a group mode. There are seven guests on site; we will divide into pairs, with one person left over to do other tasks.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's a group competition. Vegetables and meat are limited in quantity. The group with the highest weight of shelled corn kernels gets priority to pick the best vegetables, second place gets the next, and third place gets the last.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmm?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was stunned, immediately catching the subtext.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So once we're in groups and pick our own ingredients, we have to cook for ourselves? Otherwise, what's the point of grouping up?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Lü hurriedly asked for confirmation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Director Li looked at everyone with a smile: \"Yes, each group of two will keep all the ingredients they exchange. In other words, you can cook your own lunch.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I said it, even *PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds* has a destiny circle, how could *See You* not leave us a way to survive?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye clapped in approval: \"I think that works, let's do it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The others didn't have as big a \"reaction\" as Chi Ye, but genuine, relaxed smiles appeared on their faces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cooking in pairs—even if you come in last, as long as you aren't with Mr. Huang, it's fine!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Grouping? How do we divide, how do we divide!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Empress, who had already passed her initial excitement, had been listless, but as soon as she heard about grouping, her peach-blossom eyes lit up and she raised her hand: \"I want to be in a group with Teacher Chi!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Huang, Mr. Lü, and Lin Jingyi all looked at Chi Ye, their gazes inexplicably complex.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Zi gritted his teeth; the little bit of \"revolutionary friendship\" he had just built with Chi Ye was shattered. He cursed inwardly: Damn it, I was careless, Chi Ye is the biggest competitor after all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh...\" Director Li looked at everyone and said, \"We will divide into groups by drawing lots.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah, we have to draw lots.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Empress was disappointed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had been hoping to be in a group with Teacher Chi so they could \"sneak out\" at noon and go eat gutter oil and lymph-node meat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes, we have to draw lots.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Director Li had a headache. He didn't know if Jin Xia's magnetic field was compatible with Chi Ye's, but if these two got together... it would be hard for the production team to \"target\" Chi Ye openly in the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Please line up to draw lots.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Five minutes later, the production staff brought over a lottery box, and everyone lined up to reach inside and draw.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were three sets of numbers; those who drew the same number were a group, and there was one separate number, which would be considered a bye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Girl, just draw whatever later, and then I'll swap with whoever draws your number.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lü Xiaoming and Lin Jingyi stood together, smelling the \"technological\" scent on each other, feeling refreshed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mr. Lü...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How many times do I have to say it, call me Brother Xiaoming!\" Lü Xiaoming said domineeringly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Xiaoming~\" Lin Jingyi was slightly shy: \"What if the others won't swap with us?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How could that be.\" Lü Xiaoming was confident: \"With me here, they will swap.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But Chi Ye...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Girl,\" Lü Xiaoming paused, avoiding the camera, and said, \"I think Chi Ye just has a sharp tongue, he's actually not a bad person. Besides, Jin Xia is quite clingy to him now, why do you keep going against him?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Jingyi pouted, her newly done plump lips radiating a bouncy luster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lü Xiaoming's old heart went \"thump-thump,\" his heart racing like a young man's, but he still shook his head: \"We're in this industry, we should make more friends. I'm doing this for your own good.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Xiaoming~!\" Lin Jingyi stomped her foot, her voice so sweet it broke Mr. Lü's heart, hooking him like a fish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't care, he's so annoying. If it weren't for him, outside... outside wouldn't keep saying I like to eat... Hmph!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A rich girl like Jin Xia might get bored after playing for a while, you have to help me then!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lü Xiaoming frowned upon hearing this. He looked around and, seeing no one was paying attention, was just about to speak...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah, how did I get the bye.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Xia's sweet, affected voice rang out, full of grievance: \"Teacher Chi, I got the bye!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Isn't getting a bye a good thing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye, who was right behind her, was surprised: \"Isn't it good not to have to work? Why don't we swap?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No swapping.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye: \"?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Empress was righteous and confident: \"Without you, being in a group with anyone else is boring!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's better not to work at all!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye: \"...Fine.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: \"...6.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Have these two started dating?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, everyone thought it was unlikely, but looking at Jin Xia right now...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No, wait, Chi Ye, aren't you here to whitewash yourself?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What's this, you want to struggle twenty years less now?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Greedy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem, I drew a 4. Who drew the same as me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Huang puffed out his little belly, hands behind his back, sizing up the crowd to find his partner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I... damn.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the \"4\" in his hand, Yang Zi felt the world go black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Huang: \"?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...I drew a 4, I'm done for.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Zi's face was ashen as he looked at the others: \"Is anyone willing to swap with me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye squinted: \"How thick-skinned, wanting others to die for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Zi: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He ignored Chi Ye, looking primarily at Lin Jingyi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—As everyone knows, Lin Jingyi loves the \"food\" made by Mr. Huang the most; perhaps it is precisely because of this that Mr. Huang brings her along wherever he goes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rumors in the industry say that when Mr. Huang participates in variety shows, he doesn't ask about the pay, only one question—can I bring Lin Jingyi?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If not, then he won't participate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"NO.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would have thought, facing Yang Zi's gaze, Lin Jingyi shook her head decisively and moved closer to Ms. Lu: \"I promised to cook with Ms. Lu~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You, you really are a little glutton!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ms. Lu smiled dotingly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then we don't need to draw lots; I'm in a group with Ms. Shi.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye glanced at Director Li.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right now, everyone else had already finished drawing, and the last two remaining were him and Shi Daifu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mm.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Director Li nodded, then looked at everyone: \"Because the single-person task has become a two-person task, every group member needs to wear a two-person jumpsuit to work in coordination.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The time is reset to one hour; the activity ends after one hour, and how many ingredients each group can get in the end depends on yourselves.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, he was just about to put away his megaphone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What about me, what about me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Old Buddha had been waiting eagerly for a long time, and finding that the production team hadn't paid her any attention at all, she immediately grumbled, a bit displeased: \"I've been left out; you all see what kind of work I can do?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at her and curled their lips; although they didn't dare say it out loud, what could she do?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young lady should just wait obediently for the production team to feed her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, what kind of look is that?\" The Old Buddha's ability to catch a look was very precise, her charming peach-blossom eyes filled with dissatisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah, what do you mean by that?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye was also very dissatisfied and directed: \"Old Buddha, go, go cause some trouble for them, let them see your strength!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Xia was suddenly a little angry: \"...Teacher Chi, you aren't a good person either!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, although Chi Ye, who wasn't a good person, said that, his actions were still very honest, suggesting to the production team: \"Let Jin Xia record the weight; wouldn't it be fine to let her choose ingredients according to a fixed quota then?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Director Li thought about it; this rule wasn't actually an impromptu idea, but a backup plan, otherwise the production team wouldn't have prepared the jumpsuits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Jin Xia was indeed a bit difficult... The Old Buddha was too precious, and she probably wouldn't do anything on her own, so Chi Ye's suggestion wasn't bad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That works, then Teacher Jin Xia can help record the weight, but the 'storeroom' is a bit far from here...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No problem, no problem, I can do it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Xia's peach-blossom eyes had long since lit up, looking full of interest: \"I guarantee I'll complete the mission!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look, this is the state of contemporary college students finding a job.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye shook his head and sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Old Buddha hopped and skipped off toward the storeroom to prepare for recording, and the production team's staff also delivered the jumpsuits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye took the pink two-person jumpsuit, and when he walked back to the machine, he realized Shi Daifu was tense all over, her hands nervously clutching the hem of her clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye: \"?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Considering some unlucky person who had once been punched into the hospital, he couldn't help but speak up: \"How about... I ask the production team if we can change the method?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, no need.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boxing champion hadn't spoken just now; it was clear she was indeed a bit nervous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye thought for a moment: \"Then let's do it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this, but after putting on the jumpsuit, he still took the initiative to keep his distance from Shi Daifu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boxing champion's tense body clearly relaxed; the jumpsuit prepared by the production team wasn't particularly tight to begin with, it was just for the sake of the show's effect to keep the two at a relatively close distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'll turn the handle; this is a job that requires strength.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye thought that since he was a man, even though his partner was a boxing champion, it wouldn't hurt to be polite.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would have thought, the boxing champion heard this and didn't refute it at all, nodding lightly: \"Okay.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"hhh, dying of laughter, Hu Ye's expression is like he ate sh*t.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"First time seeing Hu Ye make that expression.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shi Shi is definitely a hidden Hu Ye killer!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Putting on an act, go ahead and keep being polite.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye also regretted it a bit, but since Shi Daifu had nodded, he couldn't go back on his word, so he could only grit his teeth and start turning the handle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Click, click...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a result, he hadn't turned it twice before he realized this machine was even harder to use than he imagined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had actually jammed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Um... wait, let me see... eh, why won't it turn...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The machine arm and the turning rod emitted a \"click-clack\" sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You... you're using it wrong.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shi Daifu finally reacted, her crisp voice seemingly containing a hint of laughter: \"Let me do it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye: \"...That's fine, we're a team, it's all the same.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mm.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shi Daifu didn't sense Chi Ye's current embarrassment; the two stood up, clumsily taking small steps to switch positions, and then Shi Daifu came to the place where the handle was and squatted down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You put them in.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chi Ye obediently started putting in the corn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Click-clack, click-clack...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a time, the \"Wind Fire Wheel\" appeared again, sparks flying everywhere, and the corn kernels piled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not far away, the members of the other two groups who had just adjusted to their suitable positions saw this scene and instantly felt the sky had collapsed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, the production team is being unfair, how is this supposed to be played?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Zi and Mr. Huang, two \"fat\" elderly people, were pressed tightly together, the former breaking down directly: \"He's cheating! Is the production team not going to do anything? Cheating!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cough cough, what are you in such a rush for.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The production team didn't speak, but Mr. Huang beside them said happily: \"We aren't in a rush, anyway we are in a group, whether we win or lose, what difference does it make?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Zi: \"...Save me, save me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>",2676,"2026-06-20T03:50:33.914Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","9c69458663b1d90447905f809be7d1eb6985330a411ea93719c35e8b11aecf15","who-said-this-top-celebrity-is-crazy-this-top-ce-chapter-24","who-said-this-top-celebrity-is-crazy-this-top-ce-chapter-22",179,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fwho-said-this-top-celebrity-is-crazy-this-top-ce-cover.jpg"]