Chapter 24: Two Old Men Arguing About Dads

"Alright, can I really poison you to death in broad daylight?"

Teacher Huang was a bit dissatisfied with Yang Zi's performance and disgusted attitude.

Yang Zi remained silent upon hearing this.

Chi Ye nodded: "You can."

Yang Zi: "..."

Teacher Huang glanced over here dissatisfied, then suddenly smiled: "You really got that right."

Everyone: "..."

Chi Ye couldn't hold it in either: "Teacher Huang, are you not even pretending anymore?"

Teacher Huang pouted, looking innocent.

"..."

Chi Ye just wanted to continue interacting a bit more when he felt Shi Daifu beside him pause.

He looked over in surprise and saw the boxing champion still expressionless, but the corners of her lips, which had been pursed, were slightly raised.

Clearly, the boxing champion was also holding back laughter now.

"If you want to laugh, just laugh."

Chi Ye couldn't help but say when he saw her like this: "Actually, it's pretty good to smile more."

Shi Daifu panicked, the smile on her lips disappeared, and she lowered her head to avoid looking at him.

Teacher Huang in the distance heard this and nodded in agreement, acting like a father: "That's right, little girls should smile more."

After speaking, he glanced at Yang Zi again and said casually: "You child..."

Yang Zi: "?"

"Wait... what did you call me?!"

Yang Zi was completely dumbfounded, once thinking he had misheard.

Chi... child?

"Uh..."

Teacher Huang also realized he had called the wrong person "child."

"Fun fact." Chi Ye looked over here, explaining to everyone: "Teacher Yang Zi didn't have the surname Yang before, he had the surname Child!"

"..."

Shi Daifu, who had been burying her head in doing the "windmill," paused again, and the smooth windmill had a brief stagnation.

Yang Zi:...... Chi Ye, you won't die a good death!

He didn't bother with Chi Ye, but looked at Teacher Huang with displeasure, entering his professional field and starting to increase the intensity: "How old are you this year?"

Teacher Huang: "?"

Feeling slightly guilty: "I'm 51!"

Yang Zi sneered: "I'm 52!"

Teacher Huang: "..."

Bad, this is a real old guy!

Yang Zi paused, raised his voice, frowned, and scolded: "Little Huang, you big fat boy, you're just naughty..."

"Pfft..."

Li Dao, who had just taken a sip of tea behind the camera, instantly sprayed out a mouthful of water.

"?!!"

Teacher Huang was also instantly shocked by Yang Zi's "big fat boy" remark!

Big fat boy?

Your whole family is big fat boys!

He wanted to refute, but this time it was his own "first-move fathering," and Yang Zi was older than him... it really wasn't easy to use "fathering" to counterattack.

No, how is this old guy older than me?!

"Look, this is the significance of 'See You's' existence. Who would dare to imagine, family, that Teacher Huang would actually have a day where he gets fathered... how did that saying go..."

"'The little son is untalented and hasn't received the father's favor!'"

Chi Ye, while putting in corn, turned to look at the PD camera, like a live streamer on the scene: "Family who want to keep watching, get a fan badge, open a VIP. Next, I will provide the VIP viewing spot for 'See You: Father King Hegemony Competition'!"

"hhh, exploded with laughter, witnessing a famous scene."

"Who understands, Yang Zi's 'Little Huang' made my auntie's period late from laughing."

"I understand you hhh, ex-wife Little Huang is gone, Old Huang is here again!"

"Is it streamer Little Chi? You're really playing with it, kid."

"Chi Ye, hurry over, we want to watch it up close!"

The audience in Chi Ye's live broadcast room exploded with laughter, while Yang Zi was still frowning and "scolding": "You say, you cook, you cook, you have to educate me, then my age..."

"Your age isn't right, is it?"

Teacher Huang actually took out his phone on the spot to verify, "ranking by seniority": "Your encyclopedia shows you're 49 this year!"

Yang Zi didn't change his expression: "Buddy, I also love telling little lies."

Teacher Huang: "..."

You've learned it all, haven't you?!

Everyone else around heard the conversation between the two, and although they pursed their lips tightly, they still couldn't help but make sounds.

Chi Ye even laughed out loud.

"What are you saying? Speak louder, I can't hear you!"

In the distance, the Old Buddha, who was still happily waiting at the "storeroom" for other guests to send over corn kernels so she could start working, frowned in displeasure when she saw how lively it was over here.

Chi Ye replied: "Nothing, just two old men arguing about dads, they started fighting, it's not good to watch, don't look."

Jin Xia: "?!"

"Cough, cough, everyone, time is precious, please continue working."

Li Dao rubbed his face, stopping the "firefight" of this group of monsters and freaks.

Goodness, it's really hard for this show not to be popular. Gathering this group of "people" together is indeed too much of a show.

And once the production team spoke, everyone reacted.

Although the current victim list only had Yang Zi, peeling a little more corn kernels could get them high-quality ingredients like beef, mutton, and even seafood one step ahead. As for the last place... they probably would only have poisonous green beans left.

Naturally, everyone didn't want to eat poisonous green beans.

"Teacher Shi, let's work hard and take this first place!"

Chi Ye "borrowed the tiger's power to act like a fox," and Shi Daifu nodded lightly. She didn't show how much effort she was using, but the windmill had already evolved into "Storm Nebula Crack."

Chi Ye was worried that at some point, the machine wouldn't be able to withstand this violence from the "crack, crack, crack" sound.

Not long after, he actually discovered that the speed at which he put in corn couldn't keep up with the speed at which the corn kernels fell off!

"Alright."

Half an hour later, a "golden hill" had already piled up under the machine of Chi Ye and Shi Daifu's group.

Shi Daifu said lightly and let go of the handle. The sound of "creak, creak" sounded, and the wooden piece wrapped around the handle seemed to have cracks.

"How many catties is this?!"

Chi Ye glanced at it, his eyelids twitching wildly.

Besides the corn kernels they had peeled in this half hour, there were also the ones peeled before grouping. After combining, all the corn kernels of the two were added together.

Even so, was this too much?

Could it be moved?

The "storeroom" was quite far from here.

Shi Daifu looked at him, unsure of what to do: "Should we save up more before sending it?"

Chi Ye: "... Send what? Send me away?"

Shi Daifu: "..."

"Let's send this batch over first. Looking at the time, we can probably send another batch later."

Chi Ye rubbed his arms. Handing over corn seemed easy, but after a long time, his arms were already a bit sore.

Looking at Shi Daifu again, she didn't seem affected at all.

—Sister, real Popeye, so awesome?

Shi Daifu didn't know what Chi Ye was thinking. Hearing Chi Ye say "can send a second batch," her eyes became bright.

Yes, the first batch was about thirty kilograms of corn kernels, and the second batch would be less, but they could exchange for more food.

Enough to eat!

The two stood up and clumsily packed up the plastic sheet on the ground, which contained at least thirty-plus kilograms of corn kernels.

Next, they needed to cooperate and send the corn kernels to Jin Xia's side at the "storeroom" for counting.

"Let's do this, one person grabs two corners, I step with my left foot, you step with your left foot, then right foot..."

Chi Ye directed.

Shi Daifu nodded lightly and handed two corners of the bag to Chi Ye.

Chi Ye took them, his body sank, then he looked at the little hands Shi Daifu was using to grab the other two corners, feeling she hadn't used much effort at all.

Chi Ye: "..."

"Hmm?" Noticing Chi Ye's gaze, Shi Daifu was surprised: "Is it very heavy? Then give it all to me."

"No need."

Chi Ye said truthfully: "With you sharing, it's fine."

"Good."

Shi Daifu felt Chi Ye was right, and the two walked forward with little steps.

But not long after walking, a problem arose.

Because the two were wearing jumpsuits, and Chi Ye had been keeping his distance from Shi Daifu...

It wasn't that he was avoiding anything, but he was afraid that if he got too close to the boxing champion, and the boxing champion was unhappy, she would punch him away.

Life is important, right?

But walking like this, while carrying thirty-plus kilograms of corn kernels, was indeed too slow.

Not only slow, but also a burden.

Soon, Shi Daifu couldn't stand this "work efficiency."

In her eyes, this was a very simple matter.

"Teacher Chi, you... you go behind me?"

She carefully made a suggestion.

Chi Ye: "?"

"Behind?"

"Hmm."

Shi Daifu nodded lightly: "I'll carry you and walk."

Chi Ye: "..."

He looked around hesitantly: "This... isn't good, right? And there's not enough space behind, I might not be able to get around."

He was already muttering in his heart, I'm not afraid of others, I'm afraid of you!

Shi Daifu seemed to know what he was thinking, paused, and lowered her head, her voice like a mosquito: "I'm fine... not as... as exaggerated as you think."

She added in her heart: As long as you don't move around.

"Is that so." Chi Ye nodded, and sure enough, he didn't move.

Shi Daifu was silent for a long time: "Or I can just carry you."

"Ah?"

Chi Ye was stunned, confused: "What did you say?"

Shi Daifu didn't speak again, but demonstrated it for him with actual actions.

She took the two corners from Chi Ye's hand, switched them to her other hand, and easily lifted the thirty kilograms of corn kernels with one hand.

The other arm, shrunk inside the jumpsuit, wrapped around Chi Ye's waist.

She didn't seem to use much strength either; with a light lift of her hips and legs, and a tightening of the arm around Chi Ye, Chi Ye's whole body had already left the ground and was "held" up by her.

"Damn!"

Chi Ye looked at this scene in disbelief, his mind went blank.

"Teacher Chi, this posture might not be very comfortable... if you can't hold on, just tell me."

Shi Daifu noticed the strange gazes of the people around, her pretty face flushed red, and she said something with her voice as if it were left at home, then strode out with her long legs.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

In the camera, a slender, tall girl with a high ponytail was seen holding thirty kilograms of corn kernels with one hand, while the other arm was "holding" Chi Ye, who was 1.83 meters tall, suspending him in the air and striding forward like flying, arriving at the "storeroom" weighing area in an instant.

"Woc......!"

Yang Zi, Teacher Lü, and the others not far away watched, dumbfounded.

"No, isn't this just treating my Chi Ye like a hand-held figure?!"

"Nonsense, this is clearly an accessory!"

"Sister Shishi, you're so handsome!"

"Teacher Chi, you're so funny!"

Chi Ye: "..."

He squinted at Shi Daifu, who was only slightly panting and didn't even have any sweat, and the exclamation in his heart had turned into "terror."

Good fellow, the unlucky guy who wanted to take advantage of Shi Daifu should thank this rule-of-law society for being alive!

Too outrageous!

On the other side.

Teacher Lü's group.

"Brother Xiaoming~ this is so romantic."

Lin Jingyi saw this flashy operation of Chi Ye's group, and her pair of technological big eyes instantly lit up, secretly glancing at Teacher Lü with slight shyness.

"?"

Teacher Lü: "... Girl, you want to be held like this too?"

"Ah?"

Lin Jingyi was stunned, pouted aggrievedly, but didn't dare to be too "presumptuous," and could only say secretly: "Brother Xiaoming~ of course it's not me holding you... hmm... if you're tired, then forget it..."

The scene of Shi Daifu holding Chi Ye wasn't actually ugly; it looked a bit like a young couple hugging with one hand, and it even looked a bit romantic.

And there were many camera highlights. If Teacher Lü held her, she might be able to get on the hot search. She wanted it so damn much!

"..."

Teacher Lü was made to blush by Lin Jingyi's "forget it if you're tired," and then the domineering CEO attribute in his bones erupted.

"Tired? Girl, are you talking about Play?!"

Teacher Lü measured Lin Jingyi's petite figure, felt even more confident, and smiled confidently: "If you like it, then I'll satisfy you!"

"Wow! Brother Xiaoming, you're so man!"

Lin Jingyi had star eyes.

Teacher Lü waved his hand and pulled out a sentence of English: "Don't be too much~!"

Lin Jingyi was stunned, reacted for a while, and then understood what it meant.

Teacher Lü was also learning from Teacher Huang, playing his own memes to clear his name?

"Go!"

Teacher Lü had already shouted, and their group had now accumulated five kilograms of corn kernels.

The two stood up and packed the package. Teacher Lü learned from Shi Daifu, wrapped his arms around Lin Jingyi's technological waist, and lifted her up—failed.

Then he tried to let Lin Jingyi stick to his back. Lin Jingyi had a small figure and barely managed to drill in.

"Up~!"

"Hmm... cough, cough!"

Teacher Lu choked on his breath, but in the end, he still carried Lin Jingyi on his back.

"Brother Xiaoming is so great!"

Lin Jingyi screamed in a very clipped voice.

Attracting a side-glance from everyone.

Chi Ye, who had already started "enjoying" it, was "sitting" in Shi Daifu's arms, watching this scene, and shook his head in admiration: "Teacher Lü is too desperate, at nearly fifty years old, letting people ride him like a donkey."

Shi Daifu: "..."

"Ouch!"

As a result, the next moment, Teacher Lü didn't walk a few steps before he lost his strength and put Lin Jingyi down.

But he put her down suddenly, and Lin Jingyi was still cheering while kicking her legs. Without paying attention, she stumbled and fell to the ground.

Teacher Lü was pulled by the jumpsuit and also fell down, pressing on Lin Jingyi. Everyone was startled.

"Are you okay? Teacher Lü?"

"It's fine, it's fine, the jumpsuit pulled me, I didn't fall."

Teacher Lü waved his hand, but Lin Jingyi really had a "situation" over there.

She covered her face and hurriedly waved her hands: "Don't film me, don't film me first~"

Everyone: "?"

Teacher Lü became nervous: "What's wrong, Jingyi?"

"It's nothing..." Lin Jingyi adjusted with both hands: "My nose fell crooked, just wait for me to pinch it back..."

Lü Xiaoming: "?!"

As she spoke, she had already raised her head, and the nose on her face had indeed become a bit uncoordinated.

But she wasn't panicked, stretched out her hand to pinch it carefully, and with many years of experience, it had already returned to its original state.

Chi Ye happened to be "passing by" and couldn't help but be surprised: "Look at how Teacher Lü adjusted it for Jingyi, he adjusted it into a Transformer!"

Lin Jingyi was furious: "Chi Ye!!"

Just as she wanted to say a few words, Shi Daifu couldn't stand this awkward scene and accelerated her pace, "clamping" Chi Ye and slipping away from here in a puff of smoke.

"... What did she eat to grow up?"

Lin Jingyi looked at Shi Daifu, whose figure was even more "delicate" than her own, unable to understand how the other party's strength could be so great.

"This little girl..."

Yang Zi and Teacher Huang witnessed all of this, looking at each other.

Unlike the other two groups who were "in full swing."

After the first confrontation between the two father kings came to an end, Yang Zi and Teacher Huang had tempers, and the two fat bodies stuck together, without any motivation to work at all.

Come to think of it, Yang Zi's heart was already dead. No matter if he won or lost, he was the one who would die.

Then why bother working?

Teacher Huang was even more indifferent, and from this segment on, he had already started explaining the origin and wonderful use of the "corn peeling machine" to Yang Zi.

Yang Zi listened until he was drowsy, and whenever he found an opportunity, he would counter-attack, fighting happily.

At this moment, seeing so many "big events" happening on the field, and the camera focusing on that side, with the "highlights" being exclusively enjoyed, Yang Zi was anxious!

His eyeballs rolled around, and he looked at Teacher Huang.

Teacher Huang: "?"

"Teacher Huang, I also want to..."

Teacher Huang didn't wait for him to finish, happily holding the pot: "You want to poison? Fine, I'll poison you right now!" ===== CHAPTER 25 =====