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Chapter 34

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Why can't I just kill you off?!

"What's wrong?"

Peng Chen felt his heart skip a beat when he saw that expression on his face.

"Nothing, just ran into a small problem."

Shen Qingyu remained expressionless.

Peng Chen narrowed his eyes and lowered his voice: "You'd better be able to solve it, otherwise... never mind the bundling, if you don't drink three bottles of Jiang Yi's fake liquor, this matter won't be settled!"

Shen Qingyu's expression changed.

You want my life?!

Of course, he had calmed down now, realizing that he had been too impatient just now and shouldn't have entered the fray so "bluntly."

——His status and popularity were both higher than Chi Ye's, and he had paid internet trolls, so what was the rush?

He reopened Weibo and posted a "very sincere" message: 【Actually, you really should check your phone after browsing, but I just got a missed call. I'm really sorry, I won't post on Weibo anymore 【Lost】.】

Sure enough, not long after this Weibo post went out, the trolls and fans entered the fray, and public opinion gradually gained momentum.

"No way, does anyone actually pity that has-been Chi Ye?"

"Laughable, my brother just had a slip of the finger, it's like you're demanding your lives. Isn't a slip of the finger a common human error?"

"@Shen Qingyu, if your account was hacked, blink your eyes. Please surf safely, stay away from fan circles, focus on filming, and don't try to stalk the lives of your fans 【Dog Head】 I'll slap your little hand!"

"Be cautious when eating melons! @Shen Qingyu, we know you meant no harm, but do others know?"

"Chi Ye, have some conscience, cursing at a woman?"

"If you didn't receive an invitation, just go yourself. Are you throwing away your face for the sake of popularity?"

"A repeat offender of chasing clout with no screen time, serves you right!"

Shen Qingyu looked at the changes in the trending search list with satisfaction; Chi Ye's "heat" and discussion level were skyrocketing, while Peng Chen's were gradually decreasing.

He was happily about to look up and "report" the results to Peng Chen, but by chance, he caught a glimpse of Chi Ye's gaze from the table behind him.

Shen Qingyu: "..."

Seeing him look over, Chi Ye slowly raised a middle finger at him.

Afterwards, he didn't pause at all and clicked directly into Weibo. There was no need to look carefully—now, more than half of the top thirty trending searches were entries for "Rise Gathering of Heroes."

It was a "killing field" where you couldn't click wrong even if you clicked with your eyes closed.

He saw him use his left hand to click into an entry titled #Shen Qingyu is so tea#, then follow the top-ranked Weibo post by heat, liking them one by one, and then unliking them one by one.

#Shen Qingyu's retarded acting skills#

#Shen Qingyu cuts in line at the airport and acts like a big shot, angrily confronting staff#

#Shen Qingyu caught stealing props on set, affecting filming progress#

#Peng Chen shits, Shen Qingyu eats shit#

#……#

He clicked through a dozen black entries about Shen Qingyu in a row, totaling fifty-eight "slips of the finger" on high-heat, highly-liked Weibo posts.

Then, Chi Ye still didn't stop.

Amidst the unbelievable and shocked gazes of Director Zhang beside him and the crowd around him, he found Peng Chen's entry and, following the same pattern, continued to "slip his finger in public"!

#Peng Chen stinks out the Scream Night guests#

#Peng Chen is so ugly#

#Peng Chen the little giant#

#Staff member reveals Peng Chen has body odor#

#……#

A total of over forty "slips of the finger."

Chi Ye reopened his own Weibo without changing his expression, edited and sent two posts exactly the same as Shen Qingyu's: 【Punished with no internet for a day (crying-laughing)】

【Sorry, slip of the finger, won't post on Weibo anymore 【Lost】】

Then he put away his phone, not even looking at the outside world and the scene which had already gone completely crazy, and just looked faintly at the direction of Shen Qingyu and Peng Chen again—raising two middle fingers.

Anyway, he had no screen time, they couldn't film him!

"?!!!"

Shen Qingyu looked at him in disbelief, feeling like he was looking at a monster.

Peng Chen was equally dumbfounded and incredulous.

How did he dare?!!

"Slip of the finger" so many times?! Is he crazy?!

It wasn't just the two of them; at this moment, every big star and industry insider surfing on 5G was already stunned.

No one expected that Shen Qingyu's one slip of the finger would directly lead to Chi Ye slipping his finger 100+ times!

Does this person really not care about outside opinions anymore?

And there's this kind of flashy operation?

Regarding this, Chi Ye himself expressed that it didn't matter at all. Shen Qingyu was so "tea" with his previous slip of the finger, so what's wrong with him being "tea" back now?

You can slip your finger, but I can't?

Where's the logic in that!

In fact, that was indeed the case.

At this moment, Weibo was stunned by Chi Ye's continuous "slip of the finger" operation of liking and then unliking.

After reacting, Weibo exploded instantly!

"Too 6, can you really play like this?"

"hhh, laughed to death, Rise's true talented player has entered the fray!"

"Pro players are forbidden from competing!"

"Brother, aren't your hands tired?"

"100 times is also called a slip of the finger?!"

"How come I feel like the has-been Chi Ye is inexplicably cute..."

"Too yin-yang, hahaha."

Of course, there were also Shen Qingyu and Peng Chen's fans attacking Chi Ye like crazy, cursing him for being both tea and a bitch.

But Chi Ye couldn't see any of this. After raising his middle fingers, he replied to the last comment questioning "100 times is also called a slip of the finger?": "I used Zhang Xianming's chicken feet to like it, Xianming's chicken feet are too slippery!"

Netizens: "..."

And after this operation, Chi Ye's heat shot "straight into the clouds," reaching a terrifying 8 million+.

#Chi Ye slips finger 100 times# 8.03 million (Explosive)!

Leading all other monsters and ghosts of Rise by a wide margin!

This is the true top-tier popularity!

Everyone felt something, and the people at Chi Ye's table moved their chairs one after another, subconsciously wanting to stay further away from him.

Chi Ye didn't blush or skip a beat, completely unaware.

……

At the same time, at the front table, in front of the round table where Sheng Ning was sitting.

The assistant bent over and walked over, looking at Sheng Ning: "The outside is now full of Chi Ye's heat, should we give him screen time?"

Sheng Ning put away her phone faintly, her expression having already returned to calm: "Give him screen time? Give him my ass!"

"He's just gone crazy, grandstanding. Can Scream Night lack his heat?"

The assistant was silent.

Chi Ye's 100+ finger slips were indeed too outrageous, but what was even more outrageous was that Rise was collectively acting up tonight, and the highest trending search of Scream Night was already outside the top twenty-five!

"Don't worry about him, if the people at Kiwi put pressure on you, just tell me."

Sheng Ning waved her hand.

The assistant could only nod and leave.

Before leaving, she noticed that at the table furthest from here, Jin Xia was frequently looking towards the back.

Hmm... this young lady is probably worried sick, right?

……

The location where Jin Xia was sitting was the furthest from Sheng Ning, but this table had the most screen time.

Because the round table not only had Jin Xia, but also top-tier young actresses Shang Youshu and Shi Jinwei.

——This year's Scream Night arrangements were in place; except for Sheng Ning, who didn't get along with these three, the other three of the Four Little Flowers were arranged together.

At this moment, Lao Foye was looking at the stage absentmindedly, looking back at the direction of Chi Ye behind her from time to time.

"Heh."

A young actress with Western features sitting opposite sneered, her beautiful eyes, bright as gemstones, glancing at Jin Xia, but her voice was a bit masculine and virile: "Are you really trying to do poverty alleviation?"

Jin Xia was startled, her peach-blossom eyes looked over with displeasure, and she gave a light hum, prouder than her: "What do you know."

Shi Jinwei: "?"

"Alright, stop arguing, this Chi Ye is too amazing! 100 finger slips! And there's this kind of operation!"

Shang Youshu next to them stopped the two, her pure face full of awe, full of the urgency of not being able to eat the melon: "When will this award be finished... I want to go over and eat the melon up close!"

Shi Jinwei curled her lips in disdain, not knowing if it was disdain for Shang Youshu's gossip or Chi Ye's flashy operation.

Flap.

Suddenly, Lao Foye stood up.

"Hmm?"

The people around her looked at her in surprise.

Shang Youshu was stunned: "What are you doing?"

Jin Xia didn't speak, glanced at the few people, found that the camera was still far from here, bent over, and sneaked towards Chi Ye's table like a dog.

Everyone: "..."

"No, is she mentally ill? Does she really have a relationship with that Chi Ye?"

Shi Jinwei was ten thousand times confused.

But Shang Youshu was envious to the point of explosion: "Eating melons up close! How does she dare!"

Shi Jinwei: "..."

"It's over, with the two of you's brains, I don't know how you got to where you are today."

On the other side.

When Lao Foye sneaked to Chi Ye's table, it was just when the people at Chi Ye's table had all "run away."

A crowd of people saw this graceful but sneaky figure, and for a moment, they were all a bit dazed.

Chi Ye was also surprised: "Why did you come over?"

"Teacher Chi, I heard you don't have a camera here?"

Jin Xia's pair of dark, peach-blossom eyes "inspected the territory," and she sat down next to Chi Ye.

Hmm... this place is good, not only is there no camera, but there are few people!

The crowd around: Fuck! If I had known, I wouldn't have left. Why did Jin Xia suddenly come over?!

Hearing this, Chi Ye immediately understood Lao Foye's "intentions" and said happily: "That's right."

Lao Foye was overjoyed: "There's such a good place?!"

Everyone: "..."

"I'll block it for you, drink quickly, and go back after drinking. Aren't you going to receive an award later?"

Chi Ye didn't care about the others, turned his chair to the side, and helped Lao Foye block the line of sight from the front.

Under the table, he handed over milk tea.

Jin Xia's peach-blossom eyes lit up, but she didn't take it, instead staring at Chi Ye unhappily: "Teacher Chi, how could you think of me like that?"

Chi Ye: "?"

"I came here for you, not for mountain spring water!"

Chi Ye: "..."

"Sheng Ning, that bad woman, I knew it!" Lao Foye pointed "openly and honestly" at Shen Qingyu and Peng Chen not far away: "Those two aren't good people either! I'll write it down in my little notebook!"

Shen Qingyu and Peng Chen, who were also looking over here in astonishment, saw this; the latter was fine, but the former lowered his head directly, playing the ostrich.

"What's there to be afraid of? She and I are both first-tier."

Peng Chen sneered, but didn't continue to glare "viciously" at Chi Ye.

"Then write it down, and take revenge later." Chi Ye urged: "Drink, go back after drinking."

Lao Foye was reserved for a while, observed Chi Ye's expression again, and then happily took the milk tea: "Alright, then I'll drink it, hmm... hiss...!!"

She felt the ice-cold coolness sucked into her mouth, bit the straw tightly, and her pair of charming peach-blossom eyes blinked crazily.

Chi Ye knew what she meant: It's delicious, it's delicious!

He was happy and thoughtfully "blocked the camera and head" for Lao Foye.

……

At the same time.

"Where is Jin Xia? Why can't I find her?!"

"What? She went to Chi Ye's side?!"

"!!"

When the general director received this news backstage, his vision went black.

Immediately after, he had to face a problem—should he give Chi Ye screen time or not?

After seeing Chi Ye's 100 finger slips and exploding the trending searches, he was a bit tempted.

Mainly because those bastards from Rise had almost intercepted the heat of Scream Night!

He couldn't complete his performance targets, so he was definitely anxious!

But... considering that Chi Ye had heat, he had heat, but compromising with a small has-been? At the same time, the attitude of the shareholders on Sheng Ning's side was also very firm.

So he didn't give it.

But now, Jin Xia had gone over...

If she didn't come back, should he give screen time or not?

If he didn't give it, and a first-tier top-tier star could be "lost," wouldn't that be even more embarrassing?

Just as he was struggling, the door next to him was suddenly pushed open, and the assistant walked in with a look of despair: "It's not good, Director."

"What's wrong again?!"

The general director of Scream Night felt that after this time, his lifespan would be reduced.

"That Jiang... Jiang Mou and that chicken feet Zhang... they've started again!"

"What?!"

Hearing the names of these two "plagues," the director's vision went black, and he sat on the chair with a thud: "Once on the red carpet, once at the ceremony... what else do they want to do?! Rise! I'll fuck your dead horses!"

……

The Fake Liquor War God and the Chicken Feet War God really couldn't sit still.

The captain of the talented player, if he doesn't make a move, he doesn't make a move, but once he does, it's a leading gap, full of the composure of an old artist.

At this moment, who is the real genius was already clear on paper, no need for more words.

But admiration is admiration, the Chicken Feet War God and the Fake Liquor War God were also hard-working players who refused to admit defeat.

Seeing that all the heat had been snatched away by Chi Ye, the brothers calculated and started again directly!

Zhang Chicken Feet was completely convinced because of Chi Ye's sentence "Xianming's chicken feet are too slippery."

Without the captain, could his chicken feet have the heat they have now?

Anyway, after today, he didn't plan to mix in the circle anymore.

So he directly "replaced" Chi Ye to "kill the traitor"!

"Shen Qingyu slips his finger... hehe, this person is even more outrageous. You don't know, just a few days ago, for Rise's second anniversary, didn't he give us gifts?"

"Yes, it was an 80,000 yuan bracelet, sent in the morning, and he wanted it back after posting on Weibo in the evening!"

"That's fine, but Shen Qingyu also likes to give other artists A-grade fakes!"

"The funniest thing is, he once gave Peng Chen a 'consecrated' master's relic... laughed to death, family members, that broken stone is a fart of a relic. He told me privately that he picked that stone up in an outhouse in his hometown. He said this stone looked good, so he brought it to the dormitory."

"Peng Chen still smells it every day, doesn't leave his hand when eating or sleeping. What is he smelling? Smelling the lingering fragrance here?!"

"I also suggest other friends who have received gifts from Shen Qingyu to check their gifts, don't let it be something he picked up from an outhouse again!"

Netizens: "??!"

The big stars who had received gifts from Shen Qingyu: "??!"

Peng Chen, who also got the news and was observing in secret: "??????"

Looking at the "relic" worn on his wrist, it had already been played by him until it was almost covered in patina.

He said how come this thing always has a faint smell of shit, he thought it was the master's fragrance.

So it turns out this is the master's shit-scent?!

Shen Qingyu, I fuck your horse!

Peng Chen stared at Shen Qingyu, a murderous intent already revealed in his eyes.

Shen Qingyu: "..."

His face was also deathly pale at this moment, completely dumbfounded.

Zhang Chicken Feet, WCNM! You're trying to tear your face off with me, right?!

You can say other things, but can you say this casually?!

He hated the Chicken Feet War God to death in his heart, but shook his head on the surface: "Don't believe him, he's babbling, this is really Master Shi's relic!"

"Yes, it is indeed Master Shi's relic!"

How could Peng Chen not see Shen Qingyu's guilty conscience? His skin trembled: "I want to refine you into a relic now!"

Shen Qingyu: "?!"

"Chi Ye was right, you really aren't a good thing!"

Shen Qingyu: "..."

On the other side, seeing the Chicken Feet War God continue to carry, gaining sky-high traffic and attention, actually surpassing him, the leader, the Fake Liquor War God Jiang Mou was anxious.

——Rise's rotten things are only so many, if they are all said by Chicken Feet, then what does he say?!

The two immediately compared "mouth speed": "Shen Qingyu is really not good, this person is even stingier than me! He hangs all the things he uses until they are broken and rotten on Idle Fish, sells them to fans at sky-high prices, and calls it giving benefits to fans!"

"Just what I know, there are broken shavers, half-used facial cleansers, socks... the lowest price is 1999!"

Netizens: "?!!"

Various big stars: "??!"

Scream General Director: "Rise, you must die!"

There's still work?!

These people from Rise still have work?!

"CNM Zhang Chicken Feet!! You really aren't a good thing, and Jiang Fake Liquor, WCNM!"

Seeing this scene, Shen Qingyu was so angry that he trembled all over.

His expression management was not as good as Peng Chen's, and after feeling the strange... and angry gazes around him, he was almost fainting.

"Tsk tsk."

In the back, Director Zhang watched this scene, not yet recovered from the shock of Chi Ye, and was controlled by the two war gods again, looking back at Chi Ye: "Is this the group you led?"

Chi Ye was silent: "Strong generals have no weak soldiers under their command!"

"Pfft."

Someone heard the sound and sprayed it out.

Chi Ye didn't care.

Lao Foye had just been forcibly pushed back by him, and he was now back to the melon-eating mode.

To be honest, this group of monsters and ghosts from Rise were indeed too beastly, squeezing Scream Night out of the top twenty-eight.

A perfectly good evening party with the highest heat in the entertainment industry, turned into this!

If he were the general director of Scream Night, he would probably want to take a knife and hack all these bastards to death now!

"Fortunately, I am still relatively stable, only came once."

Just as he was thinking this, his gaze suddenly paused, landing on an Idle Fish screenshot posted by a melon-eating netizen.

——The omnipotent netizens had already dug out the various items that Shen Qingyu's alt account had hung on Idle Fish.

Broken shavers, half-used facial cleansers, old clothes... even socks...

How come these things are all so familiar?!

His eyes widened gradually, and he cursed: "Fuck, Shen Qingyu, you stole my things and hung them on Idle Fish to sell?!"

"Are you still human?!"

He logged directly into Weibo and posted @Shen Qingyu: 【@Shen Qingyu, why are you selling my things?!】

Melon-eating masses: "??!"

There are still masters?!

The captain still wants to enter the fray?!

Leave some room for others/Scream Night!

Scream General Director was crazy, squinting and sticking out his tongue: Kiwi Scream Night? Fuck, this is Rise Scream Night!

Chi Ye was still angry here, he had no impression of these things, but Ke Ke knew!

Just sent a message: 【Brother Chi, these things were all lost by you before...】

Didn't expect that these things were all stolen by Shen Qingyu and hung on Idle Fish!

No, brother, why even steal socks?!

What kind of master thief is Xiao Qing?!

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