Chapter 38: #Teacher Chi's Hot Search Constitution#

"If we have to divide into groups, there are seven of us in total, how do we divide? Isn't that unfair?"

After all the monsters and freaks indicated there was no problem, Teacher Lu raised a question.

Teacher Huang also nodded: "Also, is dividing into groups a competition? What are the rewards and punishments?"

The general director glanced at the monsters and freaks and said: "The grouping problem is up to your own choice. This time you can form teams yourselves... As for the rewards and punishments, they will be determined based on today's sales."

"The group with the higher sales can enjoy a one-day limited tour of 'See You · Ice and Snow Festival' tomorrow and go out to play for a day."

"The losing group will have to help the villagers plant potatoes in the greenhouse."

"Reminding everyone, the sales obtained from the grouping are the same as last time, you can distribute them freely. In other words, the money belongs to you."

Everyone: "..."

They knew it!

"Go out to play for a day..."

Xia Xia's peach-blossom eyes flashed as she heard this, and she stood behind herself without hesitation, saying coquettishly: "I want to be in a group with Teacher Chi!"

Everyone: "..."

Yang Zi, Lin Jingyi, and even Teacher Huang, their teeth were almost bitten to pieces!

No, what exactly does the young lady see in the obscure Chi Ye?!

Of course, jealousy is jealousy, but the farce at Scream Night had already spread throughout the circle, and everyone knew that Chi Ye had now "latched onto a big thigh."

"Then... I'll be in a group with Chi Ye too."

Yang Zi saw the opportunity quickly, feigning hesitation, his true intentions revealed.

Everyone looked at him sideways.

Chi Ye shook his head: "No."

Yang Zi: "?!"

Targeting me so obviously?!

Chi Ye: "The country has explicit regulations prohibiting the employment of child labor."

Yang Zi: "..."

"Chi Ye is right, why are you squeezing in with young people? You come to our side."

Teacher Huang pulled Yang Zi over — Lu Xiaoming would definitely be in a group with Lin Jingyi, plus him, three people, two elderly people + one delicate young girl, someone had to do the work!

Yang Zi, you just come and do the work!

Yang Zi sneered, not refusing either.

Good, good, good, don't bully the poor elderly — the dead are the greatest — even if I go underground, I'll drag you with me!

Chi Ye noticed Yang Zi's abnormality from the side, scanned the four people opposite, and confirmed: "We've already won."

"Hmm?"

Lao Foye was surprised, lowering her voice: "Why?"

Chi Ye: "They handed the task to Teacher Yang Zi. To put it bluntly, they didn't take the task seriously either."

Xia Xia thought about it carefully and was overjoyed: "That's true!"

"Hmm?!"

Several old bastards looked over with strange eyes, then looked at the last one, Shi Daifu, without speaking.

Shi Daifu is a "King-level ox-horse"!

Whichever group she goes to, that group won't lack manual labor!

"...!!"

The Boxing Champion felt everyone's gaze, her body stiffened, she didn't speak, and walked silently behind Chi Ye.

Everyone: "..."

"Okay, grouping complete."

Seeing the grouping was over, the general director announced the final rule: "Since this time you are 'setting up a stall' in the market, in order to maintain public order, everyone needs to wear customized doll costumes. Now please go to the door of your respective rooms and find the staff to collect your doll uniforms."

After speaking, he ran out to smoke.

The guests looked at each other, then went upstairs one after another to collect their clothes and put them on.

When they came out again, each one had "changed into a different person."

Xia Xia was wearing a pink rabbit doll suit, her tall figure hidden in the doll, and her pair of beautiful peach-blossom eyes were still bright and moving through the "rabbit mouth."

"Teacher Chi, Teacher Chi!"

She trotted to Chi Ye's side, her peach-blossom eyes confused: "Eh, Teacher Chi, what is this you're..."

"Eh, Chi Ye, what are you wearing, what kind of weird thing is that?"

On the other side, Yang Zi came out wearing a shark headgear, surprised + sarcastic.

He saw that what Chi Ye was wearing on his head was an animal with a very abstract expression.

Chi Ye glanced at him: "Alpaca!"

Yang Zi: "?"

Furious: "Eh, why are you cursing people?! That's too much, right?!"

"I'm not cursing people, I am an alpaca."

Chi Ye was puzzled: "An alpaca, isn't that what it's called?"

Yang Zi: "... I suggest you stop talking, it sounds so awkward."

Crack.

Teacher Huang opened the door, came out wearing a cute little yellow bee headgear, and laughed happily: "I am a little bee, buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz!"

Yang Zi squinted at him, feeling nauseous inside.

F***, a person who is half-buried in the ground, how does he have the face to wear buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz?!

Yuck, so off-putting!

"What are you guys..."

Chi Ye scanned the shark and the bee in surprise, and blurted out: "Shark-B?!"

Yang Zi: "..."

He looked at Teacher Huang with suspicion, shook his head: "This time it must be you, you are the Shark-B!"

Teacher Huang: "?"

"You're the Shark-B!"

"You, Chi Ye clearly meant you! You are the Shark-B!"

Teacher Huang: "I am not a Shark-B, I am an alpaca!"

Yang Zi: "???"

"..." Shi Daifu, who had come out early wearing a cute little raccoon doll suit, spoke weakly: "Um... this is a meme on the internet. The English for bee is Bee, and combined with shark, it's Shark-B..."

Everyone: "..."

The last ones, Teacher Lu and Lin Jingyi, appeared, one as a Wolf-Yang, one as a Beauty-Yang.

Complaining: "The production team is too abstract, this makes us look neither human nor ghost."

The production team sneered: Everyone present, who dares to say they are human?

"Alright, please go downstairs to draw your means of transport, we are about to head to the task location!"

Li Dao, who had already taken over, coughed lightly to remind everyone.

"We have to draw means of transport too?"

Everyone was surprised. After going downstairs together, they saw cars, tricycles, and shared bicycles outside the courtyard.

"Yes, you will head to the task location on your own."

Li Dao nodded, then signaled the two group leaders to come forward and draw lots.

Teacher Lu and Chi Ye looked at each other and reached in first to draw lots.

"Hmm... let me see... tricycle?"

Looking at their group's means of transport, Teacher Lu was stunned.

"A tricycle is fine, as long as it's not a shared bicycle."

Teacher Huang and Lin Jingyi were relieved, and then looked at Chi Ye together.

Secretly thinking, draw a shared bicycle, draw a shared bicycle!

Chi Ye glanced at them, reached in and grabbed randomly, confidently took out the slip, opened it, and laughed.

"Car?!"

Everyone was surprised.

Chi Ye shook his head: "Shared bicycle!"

Everyone: "..."

"If I didn't know better, I'd think you drew a plane."

Yang Zi said sarcastically.

"No, the one I wanted to draw the most was you."

Yang Zi: "?!"

"Oh, a shared bicycle? Is that the bicycle?"

Lao Foye was pleasantly surprised, her two cute rabbit ears stood up: "Is it the little yellow bike on the street?!"

"Yes, it's the little yellow bike." Chi Ye was surprised: "You're not Teacher Yang Zi, why are you happy about drawing a little yellow bike?"

"I've never ridden a bike!"

Chi Ye was even more confused: "Never ridden one? Then you probably don't know how to ride a bike, right?"

Xia Xia: "That's right, I don't!"

Chi Ye: "..."

If you don't know how, what are you happy about?

"If I don't know how, I can learn!"

Lao Foye couldn't wait: "Teacher Chi, Teacher Chi, you teach me how to ride a bike!"

Chi Ye: "..."

He turned to look at Li Dao: "What should we do? Lao Foye doesn't know how to ride a bike, we can't let her ride Teacher Shi, right?"

Production team: "..."

Shi Daifu: "?"

Her apricot eyes looked at Chi Ye, pondering where to punch so that it wouldn't be fatal but could still make Teacher Chi suffer.

Hmm, she felt "killing intent" for the first time.

"Teacher Chi!" Lao Foye was also very unhappy: "Why ride Teacher Shi, can't I ride... um..."

Realizing the shocked gazes of the people around her, she reacted and muttered weakly: "Forget it, I won't ride."

Everyone: "..."

Keep talking!

We want to hear the paid content!

"It can be changed to a 28-inch bicycle, you can carry Teacher Xia Xia."

Li Dao stabilized his mind, and while making suggestions, he also reminded Chi Ye's group: "Teacher Lu and the others have already set off, the raw ingredients for the candied haws are first come, first served, please hurry up."

Chi Ye was startled, looked back, and sure enough, saw the shark sitting in the passenger seat of the electric tricycle, the bee sitting in the driver's seat, and the Wolf-Yang and Beauty-Yang in the cargo box laughing and talking.

The shark looked back and shouted triumphantly at Chi Ye: "Yo-ho-ho!"

Twisted the throttle, and left!

Chi Ye: "?"

Elderly people, don't be too elderly!

He didn't dawdle either, let Shi Daifu go first, then asked the production team for a 28-inch bicycle, and prepared to set off.

"Teacher Chi, can I sit on the front bar?"

Lao Foye's eyes sparkled as she looked at the bar of the 28-inch bicycle, eager to try.

Chi Ye: "?"

"Why?"

Xia Xia had reasons: "I've seen many movies act like this, I want to experience it!"

"Understood."

Chi Ye realized.

This is complaining that the seat is too comfortable, and feeling uncomfortable if she doesn't suffer a bit!

Of course he had to satisfy Lao Foye, let Lao Foye lift her butt and sit in front of him, then stepped on the pedal with one foot, and swept the other foot across from the back seat — standard 1980s bicycle technique!

"Wow, Teacher Chi, it's moving, it's moving!"

Lao Foye exclaimed: "Teacher Chi, you are so amazing!"

Chi Ye: "... Don't move around, your head is too big, it's blocking my view!"

Xia Xia changed her face: "Teacher Chi, you're not good enough."

Chi Ye: "?"

The two were wobbling, Chi Ye had long since taken off the headgear and put it in the basket, otherwise his view would be blocked.

Fortunately, the market arranged by the production team was not far, only two kilometers away from the cabin.

Even so, after Lao Foye sat for a while, the freshness wore off, and she started muttering: "Teacher Chi, I'm in pain."

Chi Ye was confused: "Pain? Where is it painful?"

Xia Xia closed her mouth and didn't speak, just muttered dully: "Pain."

Chi Ye reacted, stopped the bike: "Come, you sit in the back, it's more comfortable that way."

"But the view in front is so good..."

Chi Ye was silent: "Why don't you sit on top of my head, the view will be even better."

Lao Foye looked up at Chi Ye's height, shook her head: "No, you're too tall, I'm afraid of falling."

Chi Ye: "..."

Finally, Lao Foye still got off the bike whining and sat in the back.

The bullet comments exploded.

"Ahhh!! Kswl!"

"Chi-Pan-Xia-Yu is real!"

"Although Chi Ye has a poisonous mouth, he is actually quite attentive."

"The one in front, add a sentence, he's only attentive to Xia Xia!"

"Is this CP considered hyped up?"

"Sisters! Hurry to the other livestream room! Something! Big! Happened!"

"It's already a black screen, I'm dying of laughter."

The bullet comments were gradually being swiped.

In the livestream footage of the PD teacher in the car behind Chi Ye's group, Chi Ye and Xia Xia had also stopped again.

The two parked the bike and looked ahead.

At this moment, they were not far from the market, and riding the bike all the way here had caused a crowd of passersby to look sideways.

"Is that Teacher Shi in front?"

Xia Xia's beautiful peach-blossom eyes looked through the rabbit mouth at the figure standing blankly ahead.

It was a brown little raccoon, its two round ears standing up, its hands hanging on both sides, occasionally raising and then lowering them. At this moment, it was looking ahead blankly, at a loss.

"What's wrong?"

Chi Ye was strange, walked over with Xia Xia and asked: "Teacher Shi, why aren't you moving?"

The little raccoon was startled, turned her head, and after seeing Chi Ye, her apricot eyes were pleasantly surprised, finding a savior: "Teacher Chi!"

"Did something happen?"

Chi Ye saw her state was wrong and became serious.

Shi Daifu was a bit anxious, not knowing how to say it for a while, and after a long time, she squeezed out a sentence: "Teacher Chi, Teacher Huang and the others have been caught!"

"?!"

Chi Ye was stunned: "What the hell? Caught?!"

Recording a variety show, and you can still get caught?!

Shi Daifu's delicate pretty face flushed, and she stammered: "No, it's not... it's... they were detained by the uncle."

"Because of the weird costumes and the fact that people can't sit in the tricycle cargo box, they were bumped into by the uncle..."

Chi Ye looked back and found that the PD teacher's livestream camera had indeed been turned off.

He asked curiously: "How many years were they sentenced?!"

Shi Daifu: "..."

"How did recording a variety show turn into becoming legal-case celebrities..."

Chi Ye stopped joking and asked: "Where are they? Are they okay? Does the production team know?"

"The other production team members are all at the task location, only the PD teacher is following on the road... I don't know..."

He nodded, saw the PD teacher looking at him anxiously, was stunned, and said very calmly: "Don't worry, you contact the director first..."

Just as he was talking, he saw an uncle already walking towards them.

Paused, and said: "I'll go visit them in prison..."

PD: "..."

He also reacted and hurriedly contacted Li Dao.

And in fact, there was no need for Chi Ye to speak here; Li Dao already knew the situation here first.

He was full of confusion, but also a bit worried, and called the general director.

"Hello? Director, Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu, Yang Zi, and Lin Jingyi have all been caught... Look, can this content still be broadcast?"

General director: "..."

"Speak properly! I already know!"

"Oh oh... it's just... what should we do now?"

"It's fine, this matter is our fault... we didn't think of it before. This should just be a fine and a warning, it's not a big deal. Who is over there? Go and fish them out."

Li Dao: "Teacher Chi has already gone to fish them out."

General director: "... Chi Ye is still reliable."

"Then... can it be broadcast?"

"The livestream is already off, it's fine, you go over too, must cooperate with their work, pay the fine if you should pay the fine... Hey, f***, caught, caught, scared me, I thought someone's past issues had been exposed!"

Li Dao: "..."

General director urged: "Alright, you go too."

"Okay, I'm going over now."

Li Dao nodded hurriedly and also rushed towards the scene of the incident.

On the other side.

Chi Ye followed the uncle to the side of the road and saw the four "weirdly dressed" "dolls" at this moment, each with their heads bowed, listening to the uncle's education.

"People cannot sit in the tricycle cargo box, don't you know? This behavior is very dangerous."

"Take off the headgear, you can't disregard your own life safety when working!"

"Yes, yes, you are right."

"We know we were wrong..."

Several people had already realized their mistakes, and each had a good attitude.

Chi Ye walked over, the uncle glanced at him, was stunned, feeling he looked a bit familiar: "Eh, you are..."

But he couldn't remember.

When he saw Lao Foye following behind Chi Ye, he was surprised: "Xia Xia?!"

"Um... hello uncle!"

Xia Xia trotted to Chi Ye's back, peeking, and even whispered: "Do we need to save some prison coins?"

Chi Ye: "... Don't top up for Yang Zi."

"Oh, you guys are recording a show, right? That... 'Meet, the Real You'? I watched your livestream the day before yesterday, it's very interesting."

The uncle finally reacted, looked at those four people again, found it funny, but also a bit serious: "Teachers, the more public figures you are, the more you must take on the responsibilities of public figures."

"Sorry, it's our production team's reason, we didn't check clearly, we've caused you trouble."

Li Dao finally rushed over and hurriedly explained the ins and outs.

The uncle popularized the Road Safety Law to Li Dao again, and then looked at everyone: "First offense, a warning. Remember in the future, abide by the Road Safety Law. The doll costumes are fine, but it's very dangerous to have people sitting in the cargo box."

Everyone nodded repeatedly.

"Alright, it's not a big deal, just pay attention to safety. Tell me your ID numbers, you four..."

The uncle turned around with the law enforcement PDA, saw that among the four "caught" people, there was still one last elderly person who was stubborn, and reminded: "This teacher, take off the headgear."

Yang Zi: "..."

"It's fine, I'm his guardian." Chi Ye indicated it was fine, and persuaded Yang Zi: "Teacher Yang Zi, take off the headgear. Look at you, at such an old age, why do you keep causing trouble."

The "shark" didn't speak, just stubbornly pulled his headgear, his face flushed, as stubborn as an eighty-year-old hollow-nested old man.

Hearing Chi Ye's words, he gritted his teeth even more.

F*** you Chi Ye, you really are something, you have to gossip about me even at this time?

"Teacher Yang Zi..."

Li Dao went over to remind him.

Yang Zi was "forced," and could only take off the shark headgear.

The uncle hadn't paid attention either, but accidentally looked up and saw Yang Zi's face, which was like a monkey's butt, and was startled: "Why are you so red?!"

Yang Zi: "?!"

His mood felt inexplicably comfortable.

"Are you still going to yo-ho-ho?"

Chi Ye didn't expect Yang Zi to be so cheap, shook his head, waited for the fine matter to be handled here, and then set off again.

However, this time everyone didn't dare to use "means of transport," and each one walked on foot.

Fortunately, it was already very close to the task location, and not long after, everyone arrived at the market for this task.

At the same time.

Although the livestream was interrupted and no "sensitive content" was broadcast.

But after all, this livestream method of "See You" would definitely leak a little.

Therefore, when everyone arrived at the task location, #See You four people collectively "collapsed"##Chi Ye single-handedly saved four people##Road Safety Law# and other hot search terms rushed to the hot search list.

The other hot search terms were fine, but #Chi Ye single-handedly saved four people# was truly too abstract.

Especially since the heat of #Chi Ye forcibly broke into Scream Night to save teammates# hadn't completely passed.

This brother was on the hot search again, and it was such a "dramatic" entry.

"hhh, this brother really has a show!"

"Why is this Chi Ye 'saving people' every day!"

"What kind of reincarnation of Hua Tuo is this!"

"Just came from the 'See You' livestream room, I'm dying of laughter, the monsters and freaks all have unique skills!"

"Mango TV really should manage it, the guests are lying guns, the production team didn't do their homework in advance?"

"Saving four people, dying of laughter."

"Don't understand, ask, what does four people mean?"

"'Criminal suspects': Huang, Yang, Lu, Lin!"

"Strongly request Chi Ye to livestream next time he saves people!" ===== CHAPTER 39 =====