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Chapter 4: Are you stacking Buffs here?

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"Beat him! Beat him!"

"I'll come, I'll come!"

Two residents, under Teacher He's eye signal, took inflatable small hammers and tapped Chi Ye twice lightly.

The atmosphere at the scene became more and more hot, but seeing Teacher Huang's expressionless look, everyone knew that he had completely hated Chi Ye.

But Chi Ye didn't care.

He is actually a very reasonable person, and he also believes in "people who hate me are sick, and people I hate are also sick."

If Teacher Huang didn't want to step on my head to support the artists under his studio, would I be like this?

Self-inflicted!

After this little episode passed, the atmosphere of the program was gradually stirred up.

Teacher He was afraid of more trouble, didn't give everyone a chance to react, and directly fast-forwarded to the next Part.

"How to Evaluate XXX" is divided into three links according to the script.

The first link is for the program team to screen popular topics/hot spots on the internet recently, and the program guests and residents comment and analyze them in turn.

The second link is for the guests at the scene to show an item in their lives for everyone to comment (praise) in turn.

It is worth mentioning that at the end of the link, the things brought out by the guest will be used as gifts to be given to the guests at the scene, which is considered a meeting gift.

Until the third link, the real climax will come.

Because this link is for several guests to take turns to evaluate each other's first impression in the circle/sharp comments on film and television works, as well as to ask various sharp questions.

A bit of the style of the first season of "How to Evaluate XXX".

But the program team has long been updated.

Since the broadcast of the fifth season of "How to Evaluate", the third link has also been criticized.

The audience feels that this hypocritical commercial mutual praise is full of greasiness and unreality.

Of course, this issue of the program is a bit different.

——Because of the arrival of the "heavyweight guest" Chi Ye in this issue.

Before the program started recording, various gossip had already spread outside.

It is said that the program team of this issue of "How to Evaluate" made a ruthless heart, and the pits dug for Chi Ye were deeper than one, far exceeding the violence of the first season of the program.

Although other guests are still the same commercial mutual blowing, as long as they can see Chi Ye being executed in public on the program and opening up, the enthusiasm of the audience is abnormally high.

At this moment, as the program recording entered the right track, under the host of Teacher He, the program team listed the hot words and topics on the internet recently.

The guests began to share and comment on their views on these keywords in turn.

This link is relatively boring, Chi Ye listened to his eyelids fighting in the side.

An hour later, it was finally the second link.

Lin Jingyi, as the one with the smallest status among the guests today, was the first to show a home treasure in her private life —— aromatherapy machine.

This is a rather petty-bourgeois small furniture, everyone praised each other in turn according to the script, Lin Jingyi smiled with her mouth covered slightly artificially.

Then it came to Chi Ye's display link.

A bowl of fried stinky tofu appeared in the close-up, and the guests at the scene were slightly startled.

Chi Ye was also a little stunned.

Because he had been in the dressing room after waking up, in order to understand his current situation, he didn't care at all about what the original owner would give to other guests in this issue of the program.

"This is...... stinky tofu?"

Lin Jingyi opened her mouth, looking at the friendly packaging of the stinky tofu, slightly surprised: "It seems to be the kind bought from a street stall for five yuan a bowl."

Hearing this, Chi Ye came back to his senses and nodded in admission: "It is indeed bought from a street stall for five yuan, and it is chocolate flavor."

Lin Jingyi's face stagnated slightly.

"Wow, stinky tofu, I like eating it very much."

Chu Luanyu didn't follow the process on the script to attack Chi Ye, she nodded very supportively, and looked at everyone embarrassedly:

"I have liked eating stinky tofu since I was a child, and now I feel like my saliva is about to flow out when I see it."

"Stinky tofu is considered a specialty of our Star City."

Teacher He also nodded, pointing to the close-up: "I also like eating this kind of black tofu, I didn't expect Chi Chi to like food in private."

Chi Ye put his hands together: "Thank you two teachers for your mercy."

The audience under the stage smiled knowingly.

"Although stinky tofu is delicious, if the method is wrong, it is actually a kind of junk food."

Teacher Huang, who had been silent, spoke slowly: "For example...... the ones Chi Ye bought today, from the color and soup, feel uneven, the soup is very little, and that kind of street stall is difficult to guarantee in terms of hygiene."

"Well said."

Lin Jingyi followed Teacher's footsteps closely, and remembered more firmly what the purpose and task of coming to this program today was:

"I remember Teacher Huang also made stinky tofu before, but that stinky tofu looked much cleaner and more hygienic than this one."

"Don't laugh at me when I say it...... I personally don't like eating stinky tofu, because I can't stand that taste...... too smelly."

She paused: "Also, I am very curious."

Lin Jingyi looked at Chi Ye with full aura: "Stinky tofu, I don't quite understand where the fun of eating it is."

"If you just want to eat the texture of tofu, you can go directly to eat tofu, then why do you still want to eat a... tofu that is the same texture as tofu, but just a little bit smellier?"

"Oh~!"

There was restlessness on the stage, and there was vague laughter of applause.

But the bullet screen was a bit unhappy because of this sentence.

"What's wrong with stinky tofu?"

"Suddenly found Lin Jingyi so annoying."

"Respect local food culture, thank you."

"It was originally a commentary program, it's normal, it's been a long time since I saw this kind of output guest screen."

"Speaking of which, the blurry wild is really stingy. Other people send gifts of value, the aromatherapy machine is very expensive, but he just sends other guests five yuan of stinky tofu?"

"The blurry wild is stingy, Rise has so many little angels, how many gifts did they send to him as the captain? Did he return one?!"

On the stage, Chi Ye listened to Lin Jingyi's words, and after the laughter at the scene was smaller, he nodded and said: "I can answer this."

Everyone looked at him.

Chi Ye stared at Lin Jingyi's mouth, very simple and direct: "Because people can't eat shit directly."

After the words fell, the scene was silent for a second.

"Pfft hahaha!"

Chu Luanyu didn't want to laugh, she swore!

But when seeing others like herself, including Teacher Huang, after hearing Chi Ye's words, almost all subconsciously looked at Lin Jingyi ——'s mouth.

She really couldn't hold it.

"People really can't eat shit directly, but we seem to have witnessed this paradox being broken just now, so it's not hard to understand why you don't like eating stinky tofu, Jingyi."

"Because your taste might be a bit 'heavier'."

After saying this, the scene had fallen into an explosive laughter stage.

"Hahaha, can't do it, why can it be so funny."

"Blurry wild, you'd better not be too crazy!"

"Why is everyone looking at Lin Jingyi's mouth?"

"Chi Ye said people can't eat shit directly funny degree: 100%"

"Everyone collectively tacitly looked at Lin Jingyi's mouth funny degree: 10000%!!"

"Cough cough, that is, Jingyi, don't blame me, today was originally free to speak."

Chi Ye stood up, pointing to the close-up: "You just said you don't like eating stinky tofu because the taste of stinky tofu is too smelly, I actually don't quite understand."

"You said you 'eat and drink' beside Teacher Huang every day, why can't you stand even this little taste now?"

Lin Jingyi gritted her teeth, her eyeballs were red: "I didn't eat and drink!!!"

Hearing the sound, Chi Ye looked at Teacher Huang, showing a difficult look: "Teacher Huang, your obedience training still needs to be done, I see Jingyi is a bit rebellious now."

"!!!"

"OMG......"

Everyone on the stage covered their faces collectively, and the two residents were so scared that their faces were pale, looking at Chi Ye's eyes like a god.

There is only one thought in my heart.

Finished!

Chi Ye is crazy!

Is this something we can listen to?

Sure enough.

Teacher Huang and Lin Jingyi's faces were visibly iron-blue.

But at this moment, the audience under the stage was crazy.

Because what Chi Ye said was what they wanted to say at ordinary times, but had no chance and stage to say to Teacher Huang!

Even Chi Ye's scolding was harder, normal people simply didn't have this "level"!

The second explosion, plus it was a live broadcast, Huang and Lin now not only couldn't show anger, but also had to show an awkward smile......

Too fucking suffocating!

Chu Luanyu really didn't want her "partner" to fall, poked Chi Ye with her finger, turned her head and lowered her voice, extremely anxious: "You you you...... how many stomachs do you have, dare to talk to Teacher Huang like this?"

Chi Ye: "......"

He just wanted to reply to Chu Luanyu, when he felt his arm being pulled.

Looking back, Teacher He's face was waxy yellow, shaking his head at him finely.

Seeing this, Chi Ye stopped talking.

When exchanging pleasantries just now, I learned that when the original owner debuted, Teacher He should have helped the original owner.

Get, Buff stacked full!

And other guests at the scene were also very tacit and didn't continue this topic.

Just waiting for the crazy energy of the audience under the stage to pass, they changed the topic and didn't bother with Chi Ye.

Teacher He was afraid of other problems, ended this link extremely quickly, and started Cue other guests' good things.

At the same time.

Backstage of the studio, entrance.

"Brother Chi is a bit strange today."

"That's what I said."

Little assistant Keke is chatting with the little sister who carries the bag for another team.

Both of them were surprised and "terrified" by Chi Ye's performance on the show today.

Is this really the Brother Chi they know? Are these words really something that can be said?!

But... it's really relieving, so cool, Brother Chi is so handsome.

"It's just that doing this will offend Teacher Huang and Lin Jingyi too much... um... I'll take a call."

Just worrying, Keke's WeChat call popped up, she glanced at the caller remark, and her little face turned pale instantly.

"Whose call?" The little sister was curious.

"...... Sister Ge's call." Keke made a mouth shape, bent over and ran to the soundproof lounge, and connected the call.

"Hello? Sister Ge......"

On the stage.

The evaluation of the gifts selected by Teacher Huang ended, Teacher He recorded a mouth broadcast halfway, and after another half an hour, the last link of this issue of the program finally started.

In front of the camera, the original various complex furnishings had been moved down by the staff, leaving only that sofa and an oval table.

The four guests + three residents of this issue sat on the sofa, like old friends chatting, but in fact, they were hiding murderous intent.

Teacher Huang is "virtuous and respected", but his eyes are gloomy.

Lin Jingyi didn't cover up her hatred for Chi Ye at all, staring at the other party.

Next, she wants revenge! ===== CHAPTER 5 =====

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