Chapter 40: #Wolong-Fengchu CP#

Xia Xia: "..."

Chi Ye "interrogated": "Xia, why do you want to make level-ten carcinogens to harm everyone!"

Lao Foye was "slightly angry," put her hands on her hips, and pointed at Chi Ye: "Chi! Your mouth is poisoned, you poison everyone every day!"

Chi Ye: "..."

Just when the two were "doing the CP, loving interaction," the three-old-one-monster combination finally distinguished the big and small kings.

"Alright, listen to me!"

Teacher Lu was the one with the highest status after all, and there was a big production movie starring him to be released during the Spring Festival. The two suspects, Huang and Yang, finally gave him face.

"You say it, you say how to do it."

"You have high heat, you command."

Teacher Lu nodded with satisfaction, and then started to distribute tasks: "Teacher Huang just said he knows how to boil sugar, so Teacher Huang boils sugar, I'm responsible for soliciting customers later, Teacher Yang Zi is responsible for cleaning ingredients..."

"Then what about Lin Jingyi? Why is one missing?"

"Don't you understand this?"

Chi Ye had just "reconciled" with Lao Foye, heard this, turned his head: "Jingyi is not a human, of course she doesn't count."

Lin Jingyi: Chi Ye, if you gossip again, be careful I'll poison you!

Chi Ye was surprised: "Is it your turn?"

Everyone: "..."

"As for Jingyi..." Teacher Lu rubbed his chin, the corners of his mouth slightly curled: "Jingyi will be responsible for beauty, I'll do her work!"

Production team: "..."

"Don't talk anymore, if you keep talking, the mold will come."

Yang Zi couldn't stand it anymore, gave up and waved his hand: "Alright, hurry and get in position, I see many people waiting to buy our candied haws!"

He wasn't lying about this.

The "See You" side was livestreaming. Although the location they chose avoided young people as much as possible, there were still quite a few fans and viewers who followed them.

"OK, let's move!"

Teacher Lu's group took action, while Chi Ye's group was faster than them.

Although their group had two "waste," Teacher Shi's ox-horse power was obvious to all.

At this moment, Teacher Shi had already strung the first batch of candied haws alone, taking care of boiling the sugar, and was about to reach the step of making candied haws.

Seeing this, Chi Ye signaled to Lao Foye: "Alright, everyone is working, let's not be idle either."

"Hmm hmm!"

Xia Xia nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, eager to try: "Teacher Chi, what can I do?"

"This..." Chi Ye thought about it, looked at Lao Foye who was washing her hands while playing with the little turtle, and was really in a dilemma.

——With such a "delicate" body as Lao Foye, what can she do?

"Like this." He thought of a job, pointed to the opposite side: "You go help the opposite side, so we will basically be 100% sure to win."

Xia Xia: "... Chi, I advise you to be kind!"

Chi Ye was overjoyed: "Aren't you going to make 'Rose Candied Haws'? Then go do your rose candied haws."

"Good!"

Lao Foye was easy to coax, nodded happily, and prepared to make her own candied haws.

But just as she turned around, she suddenly remembered something, and pointed to the "little turtle" placed on the ground: "Teacher Chi, what about the little turtle?"

"We can't just leave it here, what if Teacher Yang Zi picks it up and eats it?"

Yang Zi turned his head, glanced at Xia Xia, and then decisively said to Chi Ye: "If you gossip again, I'll take you with me next time I ride the tricycle!"

Chi Ye: "..."

Bullying the soft and fearing the hard!

"This is easy to handle."

He didn't pay attention to the monsters and freaks on the opposite side, looked at the small water bucket next to him: "Isn't there a bucket for the turtle? It's not good for the turtle to leave the water for too long, let's put it back."

"Is that so." Xia Xia peeked at the water bucket, disgusted: "The water is too dirty, I'll help it change to clean water!"

Chi Ye: "..."

"Still saying you're not a Living Yama? You change it to clean water, and this thing will go see its great-grandmother in a while."

"Ah? Is that so?" Lao Foye really didn't understand, her long eyelashes blinked: "Then... then don't change it? But this water is too dirty."

Chi Ye had already seen that Lao Foye was indeed a person who liked "health" extremely much, and her living habits were completely different from normal people.

"It's fine, girl, listen to me, just put it in the bucket."

Chi Ye was slightly domineering, reaching out and grabbing the little turtle.

The "little turtle" saw the water bucket, its pupils shook, and it struggled desperately!

"Get in! What are you struggling for? Aren't you happy to be home?"

Chi Ye was unhappy, and threw the little turtle into the water bucket.

With a "splash," water splashed up.

"Let's go."

Chi Ye waved his hand and took Lao Foye to do other things.

As a result, a few minutes later, they heard the sound of struggling from the water bucket.

Running over to look, they were both stunned.

They saw that at this moment in the water bucket, the little turtle had already rolled its eyes, spitting white foam bubbles from its mouth, and it looked like it was about to drown!

Chi Ye: "?!"

Xia Xia: "?!"

"Didn't you say turtles aren't afraid of water?" Lao Foye was shocked.

"... It seems it's not a turtle." Chi Ye had already reacted, walked over and hurriedly fished out the little turtle.

"Excuse me, has anyone seen my pet turtle? Has anyone seen it? I can't find it..."

At this time, a female staff member on site ran over, shouting anxiously: "Has anyone seen it? It looks ugly-cute, very cute..."

Chi, Xia: "..."

"Go, your owner is looking for you."

Chi Ye touched his nose guiltily and waved.

There was no need for him to speak, the little turtle's gaze towards Chi Ye and Xia Xia was already full of fear. As soon as it landed on the ground, without a word, its four short legs swung, and it rushed to its owner's feet like lightning, shivering.

Chi Ye and Lao Foye remained silent.

For a long time, Chi Ye said: "When a person realizes they are a fool, it's already too late."

"Teacher Chi..."

"Hmm?"

Xia Xia sighed: "Your words are too authoritative!"

Chi Ye: "..."

"No, you two are really talents."

Yang Zi on the other side laughed until his stomach hurt, mocking: "How did you two manage to almost drown a turtle?!"

Chi Ye glanced at him: "Infected by you."

Yang Zi: "?"

The two couldn't care about paying attention to him, hurriedly went over to bow and apologize to the staff member.

The staff member saw the little turtle was fine, and the responsibility for this matter was on the production team, so she didn't say much, and even took the opportunity to ask for an autograph and photo with Xia Xia...

The scene was in chaos for a while before returning to quiet.

"I should have known long ago that this wasn't a turtle..."

Chi Ye watched the little turtle leave before gradually reacting — if the little turtle that Lao Foye took a fancy to was just an ordinary turtle, how could she be "unable to put it down"?

I should have thought of it long ago!

"Teacher Chi... will the little turtle hate us?"

Lao Foye asked with low spirits.

"Don't worry, if there's a chance, it will kill us."

Xia Xia: "..."

"Continue, sigh, the production team is really something, if you don't have this ingredient, just say so! We almost made someone's pet turtle into Turtle-Honey!"

Chi Ye complained about the production team, Li Dao also squinted at the ingredient group, and the ingredient group squinted at a certain "temporary worker."

Temporary worker: I really want to thank you!

Chi Ye's group continued to work.

On the other side, due to Teacher Lu's "proper command," the stall finally welcomed the first batch of bright red candied haws.

Otherwise Yang Zi wouldn't have had time to mock Chi Ye!

The three old people and Lin Jingyi looked happily into the pot.

Teacher Huang's technique was old and spicy, holding the candied haw string and rolling it in the pot, and a string of candied haws was done.

And at this moment, on the cutting board, there was already a row of freshly made candied haws.

"How does it taste? Try it."

Lin Jingyi looked at it, salivating, eager to try.

It had to be said, just looking at the appearance, Teacher Huang really had some skills.

"Hehe, of course we have to try it, the first row is all done, let's each have a string... Eh!"

Just as Teacher Huang finished speaking, he found that Yang Zi had already picked up a string of candied haws and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Look at you child, just impatient, aren't you going to mock me for poisoning this time?"

Teacher Huang smiled dotingly and also picked up a string.

"Eh...! Eh! Wait!"

Just at this moment, Yang Zi suddenly frowned, trying to "pull" the candied haw in his mouth, but found it was as immovable as welded iron!

"Don't move! Don't eat yet, the candied haw stuck my dentures, I can't take them off!"

"Wuwu...?!"

The others had already stuffed them into their mouths, speaking unclearly.

Seeing this, Yang Zi cursed unclearly: "F***! How did you boil the sugar? This sugar is too sticky!"

"What are you saying!"

Teacher Huang's mouth was bulging, furious: "This string was the sugar you just coated, your technique is wrong!"

"Stop talking, stop talking, hurry and get this thing off!"

Teacher Lu was also anxious. Among the four, only he hadn't eaten the candied haw. While speaking, he didn't forget to look back and shout at Lin Jingyi: "Jingyi, you don't eat first..."

Before he finished speaking, Lin Jingyi also had a candied haw stuffed in her mouth, her mouth crooked into a "√" shape, her eyes crooked and mouth slanted, looking at them extremely uncoordinatedly.

"It's over! Jingyi pulled her mouth crooked!!"

Teacher Lu was anxious, waved his hand: "Staff! Staff! Hurry over!"

"Turn off the camera, don't broadcast it yet, this scene is not convenient to broadcast!"

"..."

Li Dao and others turned off the livestream and rushed over, and Chi Ye's group also gathered around.

"F***!"

As a result, seeing this scene, Chi Ye was stunned: "It shouldn't be, right? Just leading by one step, are you that happy? Why are you guys kissing the candied haws?!"

"Chi Ye! Stop saying sarcastic things, hurry and help!"

Li Dao was also stunned, commanding: "Everyone come over and pull!"

The four: "?!"

F*** you Director, are you trying to kill us?!

"Don't use brute force! Drink water! Hot water! Use hot water to get it off!"

Teacher Huang didn't forget to show off his knowledge at this time: "Use boiling water to melt it!"

"I'll melt your mother, boiling water? Are you melting the candied haws, or melting me?!" Yang Zi cursed.

"Listen to my command, everyone listen to my command!" Teacher Lu shouted to stabilize the morale.

"Still listening to your command?" Yang Zi continued to output: "If we keep listening, our lives will be commanded away!"

"Please stop commanding!"

"Warm water, warm water is fine, hurry and get warm water!"

Li Dao was sweating profusely. Chi Ye was saying it on his mouth, but his movements were fast, and he had already taken warm water from Shi Daifu's hand and handed it over.

A group of staff hurriedly came to help.

But in the northern winter, it was minus twenty degrees indoors, and I don't know how the four boiled the sugar, but the stickiness was astonishing.

A group of people tried for a while, pulling Yang Zi's head until it was swollen... swollen in the physical sense!

Still couldn't pull it off.

"Wait, don't pull... my dentures are about to be pulled off!"

Yang Zi was anxious from being pulled.

"Listen to me, listen to me, don't be anxious, sip a little warm water first, take it slow..."

Teacher Lu had a good temper, knowing Yang Zi was anxious at this time, while comforting him, he held his arm and shouted: "Come, 3, 2, 1... pull!"

"Pull!"

"Eh!"

Yang Zi only felt a pain in his dentures, shouted "Ouch," and took advantage of the momentum to pull the candied haw out.

But because he didn't hold back his strength, after this swing, the candied haw that had just been pulled off stuck directly to Teacher Lu's bangs!

Teacher Lu: "?"

What is this? Why is it so smelly? Did I get s*** on my head?!

Yang Zi hadn't noticed yet, he just looked at his two bone-colored dentures that "flew" onto Teacher Lu's head, his eyes went dark: "My dentures!!"

Everyone didn't understand why he was so emotional.

But Yang Zi was bleeding inside.

These two dentures were dentures he had found a master to bless, made of "Dzi beads."

It is said that embedding them can ward off evil and bring good fortune, and make one popular. If they leave him, they won't work!

And now, the dentures had flown onto Teacher Lu's head!

"Ouch~!"

Teacher Huang also shouted "Ouch," successfully pulling out the candied haw, and there was also a tooth that had clearly been eaten by worms on it.

Seeing this, Yang Zi's eyes went even darker: "You want to compete with me even in this?!"

Teacher Huang: "..."

F*** you Yang Zi, you idiot, I'm competing with your mother!

"What is that smelly thing on my head?! Also, everyone look at Jingyi, how is Jingyi's face?!"

Teacher Lu was anxious on that side — his idol baggage, as everyone knows! Life can be gone, but the hairstyle cannot!

He pulled his hair messily, wanting to pull the candied haw off, and didn't forget to care about Lin Jingyi's situation.

Everyone had to hurriedly run over, dividing into two groups to help Lu and Lin.

"Don't pull, don't pull..."

As a result, just when the candied haw was about to be pulled off, Teacher Lu suddenly stopped: "Everyone don't move!!!"

But it was still a step too late. The staff didn't dare to pull hard, but Yang Zi was anxious about his "popularity," and had used all his strength, lifting Teacher Lu's head!

Yes, that's right, the top of Teacher Lu's head suddenly emptied a large area, and the high hairline was completely exposed to the air, and the cold wind blew, feeling a little cool.

"My wig piece!"

"The wig piece fell off! Don't pull anymore!"

Teacher Lu was anxious: "My hair, hurry and find my hair!"

Everyone: "..."

Yang Zi looked at the two "popularity" items stuck to the candied haw, still terrified: "Fortunately, fortunately, didn't lose them..."

Just as he was thinking this, the "candied haw" in his hand suddenly tightened.

It was Teacher Lu who walked over, his face embarrassed and ugly, pulling his own hair: "Give me back my hair!"

"Eh! Eh! What are you doing, robbing by force?!"

Yang Zi pulled it back: "My dentures are on it!"

"My hair!"

"My dentures!"

"Don't fight, don't fight... Jingyi fainted!"

"Two teachers, Jingyi is spitting white foam, don't fight!"

Some staff members came over to "break up the fight," and the scene fell into chaos.

Chi Ye watched this chaotic scene in a daze, and interrogated the "culprit" Teacher Huang: "What kind of 502 super glue is this!?"

"Teacher Huang, tell the truth, have you worked in a glue factory?!" ===== CHAPTER 41 =====