Chapter 42: Do you think I look like a sand-tea?

Yang Zi scanned Chi Ye unhappily, an hour had passed, and he was still as annoying as ever.

"Li Dao, I'm back!"

He turned to open his arms, wanting to hug Li Dao.

But Li Dao stared at the IV bottle he was holding high with strange eyes, stunned: "Teacher Yang Zi... you really didn't have to be this professional!"

"If you have an injury, heal it first!"

"It's fine, I will explain on Weibo that I accidentally bumped my tooth, it's fine."

Yang Zi smiled slightly, thinking he understood very well.

Li Dao: "..."

"Eh, Teacher Yang Zi, what's in the IV bottle? It's so cold and it didn't freeze? How magical."

At this time, Lao Foye trotted over, scanned it, and was very surprised.

"You don't understand." Chi Ye pointed to Lin Jingyi: "Teacher Yang Zi is infusing antifreeze, borrowed from Lin Jingyi."

Lin Jingyi: "?"

"Cough cough." Yang Zi was afraid that Chi Ye would gossip more, so he hurriedly said: "That... let's get in position, the customers are waiting anxiously, right?"

"The customers originally thought they could escape a life, but didn't expect they still couldn't escape death." Chi Ye returned to his stall: "Huang,..."

Teacher Huang: "..."

"This mouth of his, I bet he won't last two days in the circle!"

Teacher Huang gritted his teeth, but it could be considered "officially back in position."

Teacher Lu expressed a differentiated welcome to the arrival of the two, clearly he hadn't forgiven Yang Zi yet.

Yang Zi didn't care about this either, a group of people returned to the stall, and then he realized that the current situation was very bad.

"Why is everyone going to the opposite side to buy candied haws?"

Teacher Lu glanced at him without speaking.

Lin Jingyi was speechless: "Aren't you guys all gone just now, how can Teacher Lu make candied haws alone?"

"Aren't you a human?" Yang Zi had already offended Teacher Lu, so naturally he wouldn't be afraid of a small obscure person who was even more obscure than Chi Ye.

Lin Jingyi was furious, but didn't dare to retort to Yang Zi, looked at Teacher Lu, pouted aggrievedly, and didn't speak.

"Yang Zi, it's not that I'm talking about you, why are you arguing with a little girl?"

As the saying goes, one person has one person's cheap way, Teacher Lu was clearly willing, and as soon as his CEO attribute exploded, he was about to start infighting again.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing."

Seeing this, Teacher Huang had a headache, and for a moment, he even wanted to defect to Chi Ye's group on the opposite side!

"Let's work hard, otherwise we'll really have to go plant potatoes with the villagers tomorrow."

He stabilized the overall situation: "I actually really know a little about how to make candied haws..."

Before he finished speaking, everyone looked at him with strange eyes.

Teacher Lu even subconsciously touched the bangs he had just pasted on, still having lingering fears: "Don't, don't know anymore, I beg you Teacher Huang, don't know anymore, I only brought two wig pieces!"

Teacher Huang: "..."

"Look at you guys, heh."

Yang Zi smiled slightly, light and airy: "I have a plan."

As a result, when he turned back, he found that everyone had already entered the stall, divided the work and started working, no one paid attention to him.

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Yang Zi was furious, but suppressed it, walked over and leaned to Teacher Huang's side, lowering his voice: "What are we doing? The business on the opposite side has already started, not to mention whether it can be successful, even if it is successful, we can't beat them."

"Oh?" Teacher Huang raised his head, surprised: "You want to go over and grab it directly?"

Yang Zi: "... I can't beat Shi Daifu."

Teacher Huang laughed: "Then what are you going to do? Continue begging?"

Yang Zi was furious. He knew Teacher Huang was talking about the time he begged Chi Ye's group for food in the "See You" cabin.

"Respect me!"

"What kind of shady trick do you have, say it quickly." Teacher Huang was impatient.

"Hehe." Yang Zi smiled sinisterly, his mouth pouting: "We can order takeout!"

Teacher Huang: "?"

Interested, he looked around, found no one paying attention, and lowered his voice: "Order takeout?"

"Right." Yang Zi was triumphant: "I'll find someone to order takeout, and take it over when the production team isn't paying attention. Anyway, it's already bought, can they really make us throw it away? Impossible."

Teacher Huang looked at Yang Zi in great surprise: "You are suitable to be a resident of 'Extreme Challenge'!"

He appreciated Yang Zi's suggestion very much, because in the variety show he and Peng Chen were residents of, everyone let themselves go, and the production team's rules were equal to none.

This way, they could even create the show effects everyone wanted.

He glanced at his PD, pointed at him, signaling not to talk nonsense.

PD shivered and sealed his mouth.

"How about it? This trick is okay, right?"

"Too damaging." Teacher Huang commented: "Yang Zi, you are really the kind of person who is rotten to the pus, without any additives."

Yang Zi: "?"

"Fine, let's do it!" Teacher Huang rubbed his hands, looked at Chi Ye's group who were still busy collecting money, and laughed sinisterly: "Still collecting money there? Um... we still have to do surface work, provide cover."

"Can, can."

The two old bastards set a counter-strategy sinisterly, and then Yang Zi found a place where no one was looking, and called his assistant: "Hello?"

"What's wrong President Yang? Did you 'fight' again? Need us to help?!" The assistant urgently stopped the "script group" and stopped the "work" at hand.

Yang Zi: "... Fight what fight, now we are all buddies... that... you order some candied haws for me on the takeout software, and then send it to me quietly."

"Order takeout?"

The assistant was stunned, nodded immediately: "Okay... um... how much to order, what to order?"

"Nonsense, do you still need to ask?" Yang Zi was dissatisfied: "The quantity should be a bit more, but not too much. As for what to order... order the most expensive and best! Only then can we attract customers!"

Assistant: "... Okay, I understand."

The two finished communicating simply, Yang Zi returned to the stall with his hands behind his back, with the style of a big master.

At this moment, Teacher Lu and Lin Jingyi also knew about his "plan," and their attitude towards him improved a lot: "Teacher Yang Zi is here, you go string them... um..."

Teacher Lu saw his "IV drip" hand, and could only say: "You go lie down for a while."

"No problem... um?" Yang Zi nodded first, then scanned the surroundings of the stall: "Lie down? Lie where? Lie on the ground?"

Teacher Lu: "..."

"Then you sit for a while."

"Fine." Yang Zi twisted his mouth, found a chair and sat down like a big master.

"That's not right, why haven't they 'fought' yet on the opposite side?"

Opposite stall.

Chi Ye sent away another fan of Xia Xia, sat back on the stool, and bloomed with joy.

Perhaps he was too poor in this life, he found that he enjoyed the happiness of collecting money!

But collecting money is happy, but it's not happy that the opposite side doesn't infight!

"Not right, not right, there must be a ghost."

He rubbed his chin suspiciously.

"Teacher Chi, a viewer opened an SVIP and asked, what happened to Teacher Yang Zi's face?"

The PD teacher next to him was also very comfortable.

Unlike Teacher Lu's group, Chi Ye's group was much more comfortable in this segment, and after two big event livestreams, their popularity was getting higher and higher.

"This." Chi Ye heard the PD's question, knew the production team's mind to make trouble, and replied casually: "Teacher Yang Zi just bumped into the candied haws, the candied haws became spirits, and knocked out two of his teeth."

Livestream bullet comments: "???"

What a rare description!

"Teacher Chi, Teacher Chi, guess what I made again!"

Lao Foye trotted over, her hands behind her back, her pair of charming peach-blossom eyes containing laughter, shouting coquettishly: "Guess!"

"What?" Chi Ye was curious: "Really made a human?"

Xia Xia changed her face in a second, pouting and not speaking.

Chi Ye straightened his attitude: "Look, I guessed and you're unhappy again... um, rose?"

"No." Lao Foye shouted "deng deng deng deng," and handed a cute "Little God of Wealth" to Chi Ye: "Little God of Wealth!!"

"Eh, this can be made?!"

Chi Ye was surprised, then full of joy.

He really liked this one.

"Of course, just cut the strawberry in half, use blueberries as two little ears, and then use a piece of banana as the body, it's very easy to do!"

Xia Xia was triumphant, and then handed it to Chi Ye: "I see you like collecting money so much, I'll give it to you!"

Chi Ye took the "Little God of Wealth," having received gifts all along, and felt a bit embarrassed: "Um... next time I'll take you to taste gutter oil."

Xia Xia: "?"

Production team: "..."

Chi Ye, you are really not a human!

"I'll go back to work." Lao Foye trotted away.

"What else are you going to do?"

"I'll make a 'Kung Fu Panda' for Sister Shi!"

Chi Ye: "... I suggest you make a Transformer for Lin Jingyi!"

Lao Foye was confused: "Her 'craftsmanship' should be better than mine..."

Chi Ye was startled, sighed: "Actually sometimes, you are also quite damaging."

Lao Foye: "?!"

"..."

Here, while interacting happily, in a corner outside the camera, Yang Zi's assistant was carrying a "big box," panting and beckoning to Yang Zi.

"President Yang! President Yang!"

Yang Zi glanced at it, then pretended to stand up as if nothing had happened, stretched: "Um~ my face is not very comfortable, I'll go take a look."

"Go, go."

People around waved.

Yang Zi was now "both arms disabled," basically responsible for the big event of losing face in Teacher Lu's group. Seeing him intending to move, everyone knew that the goods had arrived!

"Um... follow me."

Yang Zi glanced at the PD, signaling not to talk nonsense, and then strolled to the assistant's side.

Mysteriously: "Where's the stuff?"

The assistant wanted to hand him a box, but seeing his "both hands" were occupied, embarrassed: "How to bring it over?"

"..." Yang Zi was also stunned by the question, then looked at the PD, then at the assistant: "... I'll carry it over with my mouth, do you think that works?"

Assistant: "?"

When did President Yang learn to be sarcastic from Chi Ye!

"... I'll call someone over."

Yang Zi felt unlucky, turned around and called his "good buddy" Teacher Huang, and the two brought the box back to the stall mysteriously together.

"Look, look, what's in it!"

"Such a big box, Yang Zi, you made a great contribution!"

Several people were very excited, thinking they could finally open for business.

Yang Zi also couldn't wait to open the box, looked inside, and his eyes went dark instantly: "Hmm?!"

"No, what the hell is this?!"

Teacher Huang was also stunned.

They saw that in the box brought back by the assistant, there were indeed "candied haws," but the categories were completely different from what they thought.

"Candied Lobster," "Candied King Crab," "Candied Mantis Shrimp"...

No, where are the haws?!

Where are the hawthorns?!

Yang Zi twisted his mouth, and had a myocardial infarction.

"No, is your assistant an idiot? Is it really following the master? Can we sell this stuff?! Which fool would buy it?"

Teacher Huang was also stunned: "How did you explain it to him?"

Yang Zi felt guilty: "I... I said I wanted the best and most expensive."

Everyone: "..."

Teacher Huang suddenly reacted, pointing at Yang Zi: "You did it on purpose, right, just want to get heat through this way?"

Others also woke up like a dream, each looking at Yang Zi with suspicious eyes.

——Everyone now understood him, others couldn't do this, but he, absolutely could!

Yang Zi was furious: "What are you saying! I'm not that kind of person!"

The big master hadn't even eaten a few candied haws before, who knew that besides "Turtle-Honey," there were more hellish and expensive "candied haws" now?!

Everyone: "..."

"Then... what should we do now?"

Everyone looked at the heavyweight "guests" like candied king crab, speechless.

Made a great contribution?

Pulled a big pile of s***!

"It's fine, there are 'normal' candied haws below!"

Suddenly, Lin Jingyi flipped to the bottom and found a layer of candied haws.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, fortunately... as long as it can be sold."

"Then these things..."

Yang Zi pointed to the heavyweight "guests" like candied king crab.

"It's fine, this can also be sold, we'll sell it secretly... you ask the assistant how much it cost to buy."

Teacher Huang rolled his eyes, thinking that since it was bought, it would be good to use it as a gimmick.

"No need to ask, there's a receipt on the box."

Yang Zi tore off the receipt on the outside of the box and looked at it, gritting his teeth: "King crab 1500... Lobster 1000... this box cost more than seven thousand?!"

Everyone: "..."

"You are really stupid and have too much money..."

Teacher Huang gloated.

Fortunately, setting aside a few flashy goods, the other candied haws were proper "good goods." Everyone had confidence in their hearts, and one by one, they started "stealing the beams and replacing the pillars" under the stall.

"Eh, eh! What are you guys doing?! Playing like this, right?"

Chi Ye had long noticed the enemy's movement.

Because the opposite side didn't intend to cover it up at all, the whole process was followed by PD, and it couldn't be covered up.

"Director, I report! They ordered takeout! How can this be?"

Chi Ye was very dissatisfied.

Li Dao had also noticed this scene long ago and hurried over, looking at the "criminal suspects" who were all standing up as if nothing had happened: "No, how much takeout did you order?"

"Takeout? What takeout? We didn't order any."

Yang Zi was stubborn.

"We were just messing around, we didn't order anything."

"Didn't order? You even brought out King Crabs, and you're still saying you didn't order? Are you the Dragon King of the East Sea, performing magic tricks with seafood?!"

Chi Ye strolled over and pointed under the stall: "I saw it, it's hidden right there!"

Li Dao's expression was also "unpleasant," but in reality, he was laughing his head off inside.

That's right, that's right, this is the only way to have good program effects.

"Ordering takeout is not allowed, and you used the guests' private money, which violates the rules."

Li Dao said with a straight face: "So, all the takeout ordered by Teacher Lu's group will be counted against the turnover you owe. You currently owe 10 yuan, and counting these..."

The box had already been lifted up and opened. Seeing the King Crabs and Australian Lobsters, Li Dao's mouth stretched all the way to his molars: "Owe... thousands? Or tens of thousands..."

"It's not that expensive, it's not that expensive!"

Teacher Huang realized what was happening, hid the receipt, and waved his hand: "These are just samples, they aren't expensive."

Yang Zi sobered up and also hurriedly spread rumors: "We got a discount when we bought them."

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Li Dao was puzzled: "Then how much did you pay for these things?"

Yang Zi: "One hundred yuan, maybe."

Everyone: "?"

"Buddy, are you giving a discount or hitting someone? Look, you've hit Li Dao until he's stunned!"

Chi Ye couldn't hold it in anymore.

Li Dao also looked serious, looking at Yang Zi: "Do I look like a fool to you?"