Chapter 104: Lin Fan's rant

After a long while, when Lin Fan came back to his senses and pushed open the window, he found the bright moon hanging high. The hour of the Rat had passed, and it was time to start writing his diary.

[Another day has passed without me realizing it. So many things happened today, but fortunately, everything is under control.

First, I went to Little Mirror Lake to see Ruan Ruan Xingzhu, the mother of A-Zhu and A-Zi. This woman is deeply in love with Dali Duan Dali Duan Zhengchun and is a total romantic fool. I've never liked forcing others, so she was excluded from my collection target.

As for Dali Duan Dali Duan Zhengchun, well, there's nothing to say. An elegant middle-aged man is still very lethal to women, he just doesn't like to take responsibility. What I can't understand is why he travels the Jianghu with four bodyguards who are only at the mid-stage of the second-rate level.

Master Master Yideng, Dali Duan Dali Duan Zhixing, also has four guards—Fisherman, Woodcutter, Farmer, and Scholar—but they are at least first-rate late-stage martial artists, and some are even Innate martial artists. This is the change brought about by Dali Duan Dali Duan Zhixing teaching them the One-Yang Finger. From this, one can see how much a good martial art can change a person.]

"You only understand this principle now? You really don't know the price of firewood and rice until you're the one in charge!"

The heroines complained one after another. In the Jianghu, people would kill until rivers of blood flowed for a good martial art, yet Lin Fan didn't take anything seriously.

Ning Zhongze was especially resentful. If her Huashan Sect had divine martial arts, why would Yue Buqun need to learn the Evil-Warding Sword Manual that required self-castration?

[After saying goodbye to Ruan Ruan Xingzhu, I ran to Mount Leigu Mountain to participate in the Zhenlong Chess Game and even met Ding Chunqiu. Naturally, I killed him as a greeting gift for Wu Wu Yazi.]

"Ding Chunqiu is dead? That generation of old demons who dominated the Jianghu for so many years probably never dreamed he would die at the hands of a young man, right?"

[Then I took Li Li Qingluo and Wang Wang Yuyan to see Wu Wu Yazi. Wu Wu Yazi also passed his seventy years of internal energy to his granddaughter Wang Wang Yuyan, making her a Grandmaster martial artist in one leap. This girl has caught up from behind and even surpassed me. However, she is still no match for me, but her Grandmaster strength is enough. In this Jianghu, there is no one of her age who is her match, and the old-school powerhouses won't bully the young!]

"I really envy this girl. To be able to receive the empowerment of an old-school expert, how many years of detours she must have saved!" some heroines said with envy.

[What makes me happiest, naturally, is that the precious sword I've been thinking about has appeared. It's Jiang Feng's Seven-Star Star Panlong Sword. No, now it should be called my Seven-Star Star Panlong Sword. I saved Jiang Feng's life; it shouldn't be too much to take a precious sword from him, right?

Besides, this kid doesn't like practicing martial arts to begin with. He has the Jinglong Secret Manual but doesn't practice it well, and he's still just a second-rate martial artist. It's a waste of this precious sword. In his hands, the Seven-Star Star Panlong Sword can only kill mountain bandits and Star-Host minions; it's truly a waste of talent and casting pearls before swine. Following me, the people he kills will start at the Innate level, and in the future, killing Earthly Immortals will be a piece of cake.

I wonder if this kid will complain to Yan Nantian. I've long heard of his Martial Dao Zen Sect and the Wedding Dress Divine Art; I hope to have a battle with him.

Jiang Feng's pageboy Jiang Qin isn't called Jiang Jiang Biehe yet, which means he hasn't betrayed Jiang Feng yet, letting him die at the hands of the Twelve Zodiacs. This also means his ruthless daughter Jiang Wang Yuyan hasn't been born yet. It's a pity; I won't be able to enjoy the taste of an Empress!]

"That Jiang Wang Yuyan became an Emperor? She's that powerful?"

All the heroines who possessed the diary copies were stunned. Even the most arrogant among them had never thought that they would one day become an Emperor!

[After traveling back for half a day, I met A-Fei again. Fortunately, he met me; otherwise, being besieged by Lin Xian'er's four lovers, he would have surely died miserably, and the Flying Swordsman who became famous in the Jianghu would have died young.

Baixiaosheng, Jing Jing Wuming, Lü Lv Fengxian, Master Xinjian—each one is an Innate martial artist. A-Fei could win against any of them individually, but it's a pity these four don't have any integrity and besieged poor little A-Fei. Speaking of which, A-Fei is also miserable. You say you're investigating the Plum Blossom Bandit, so investigate, but why did you have to investigate all the way to their lair?]

"What does Lin Fan mean by this? Investigating an enemy naturally means investigating their lair, otherwise how can you wipe them all out?"

The heroines who saw this were a bit confused. A-Fei didn't do anything wrong.

[When people are in their lair playing 'one woman with four men' and having a great time, you run over to disturb them. It would be strange if they didn't hunt you down to the ends of the earth!]

"Ugh, men are not good things. What filthy language, dirtying my eyes for no reason!"

Now, both experienced and inexperienced heroines were blushing. They never dreamed that this Lin Xian'er could play so wildly. They had only heard of "one dragon, two phoenixes" before; "one woman, four men" was unheard of. It could simply be called shocking!

[Master Xinjian, the junior brother of Abbot Xinhu of Great Ming's Shaolin; Baixiaosheng, the author of the Weapon Manual; Lü Lv Fengxian, the 'Silver Halberd Wenhou' ranked fifth in the Weapon Manual; Jing Jing Wuming, the top swordsman under Shangguan Shangguan Jinhong—they all became subjects under Lin Xian'er's skirt. Even Shangguan Shangguan Jinhong had an affair with her. From this, one can see how much of a disaster this woman is to the country and the people.]

"Lin Xian'er deserves to die. Beauty is a gift from heaven and should never be trampled upon easily. To use beauty and body to seduce men for ambition is even more shameful than a prostitute!"

All the heroines were united in their hatred, feeling that this Lin Xian'er, who had disgraced women, truly deserved to die.

[To show my respect for Jing Jing Wuming, this top swordsman, I specially used 'One Sword Separates the World' to send him to hell. Being able to die under this peerless sword move, I suppose he should have no regrets, right?

This is the first kill of my Seven-Star Star Panlong Sword. Consider him lucky to be the first soul under the sword after the Seven-Star Star Panlong Sword followed me. In the future, the world will remember him as this 'number one'.

After killing these four people, what other powerful lovers does Lin Xian'er have? Iron Sword Guo Guo Songyang, Green Demon Hand Qiu Du and Yi Ku, You You Longsheng of the Hidden Sword Villa, Shangguan Fei. Shangguan Fei doesn't count; he's a piece of trash. His father, Shangguan Shangguan Jinhong, is the most powerful expert among Lin Xian'er's lovers.

In the original work, Qiu Du gave the Green Demon Hand to Lin Xian'er, and You You Longsheng gave the Fish Intestine Sword to Lin Xian'er. So where did my Fish Intestine Sword come from? Did the system steal it from You You Longsheng or Lin Xian'er? Could it be that the system doesn't produce martial arts or divine weapons, but is just a porter of martial arts and divine weapons?

It's also possible that my Fish Intestine Sword is male, and his Fish Intestine Sword is female, and his Fish Intestine Sword became useless when it saw my Fish Intestine Sword?

When I meet him in the future, I must take my Fish Intestine Sword and clash with his.

Tomorrow I have to go kill Lin Xian'er. I am truly a great philanthropist, willing to eliminate this scourge for the Jianghu. When my merit is complete, those who chant my true name will find eternal life in reincarnation.

After solving Lin Xian'er, I should also go to Mount Wudang. Zhang True Person's hundredth birthday should be starting soon. Major sects are coercing Mount Wudang. If I don't go, Yin Yin Susu and Zhang Zhang Cuishan will commit suicide. Should I take Yin Yin Susu? This is truly a tangled problem. Forget it, I won't write anymore, time to sleep!]