Chapter 163: Lin Fan's rant

After a long while, when Lin Fan came back to his senses and pushed open the window, he found the bright moon hanging high. The hour of the Rat had passed, and he could start writing his diary.

【Another day has passed without realizing it. Too many things happened today, but fortunately, everything is under control.

First, I went to Little Mirror Lake to see Ruan Xingzhu, the mother of Azhu and Azi. This woman is deeply in love with Duan Zhengchun and is a hopeless romantic. I have never liked forcing others, so she was excluded from my collection targets.

As for Duan Zhengchun, well, there's nothing to say. An elegant middle-aged man is still very lethal to women, he just doesn't like to take responsibility. The only thing I can't understand is why he travels the Jianghu with four bodyguards at the mid-Second-Rate level.

Master Yideng, Duan Zhixing, also has four guards—Fisherman, Woodcutter, Farmer, and Scholar—but they are at least First-Rate late-stage martial artists, and some are already Innate martial artists. This is the change brought about by Duan Zhixing teaching them the One-Yang Finger. From this, one can see how much change a good martial art can bring to a person.】

"You only understand this principle now? You really don't know the cost of firewood and rice until you're the head of the household!"

The heroines complained one after another. In the Jianghu, people would kill until rivers of blood flowed for a good martial art, yet Lin Fan didn't take anything seriously.

Ning Zhongze was especially resentful. If her Huashan had divine martial arts, why would Yue Buqun need to learn the Evil-Warding Sword Manual that required self-castration?

【After saying goodbye to Ruan Xingzhu, I ran to Leigu Mountain to participate in the Zhenlong Chess Game and even met Ding Chunqiu. Naturally, I killed him as a greeting gift for Wu Yazi.】

"Ding Chunqiu is dead? A generation of old demons who dominated the Jianghu for so many years, I guess he never dreamed he would die at the hands of a young man, right?"

【Then I took Li Qingluo and Wang Yuyan to see Wu Yazi. Wu Yazi also passed his seventy years of internal energy to his granddaughter Wang Yuyan, making her leap to become a Grandmaster martial artist. This girl has caught up from behind and even surpassed me. However, she is still no match for me, but her Grandmaster strength is already enough. In this Jianghu, no martial artist of her age is her match, and the old-school powerhouses won't bully the young!】

"I really envy this girl, being able to receive the empowerment and transmission of energy from an old-school expert. How many years of detours she must have saved!" some heroines said with envy.

【What makes me happiest is naturally the appearance of the treasure sword I've been thinking about. It's Jiang Feng's Seven-Star Panlong Sword. No, now it should be called my Seven-Star Panlong Sword. I saved Jiang Feng's life; it shouldn't be excessive to take a treasure sword from him, right?

Besides, this kid never liked practicing martial arts to begin with. Even with the Jinglong Secret Manual, he didn't practice it well, and he's still a Second-Rate martial artist. It's a waste of this treasure sword. In his hands, the Seven-Star Panlong Sword can only kill mountain bandits and Xingxiu minions. It's truly a waste of talent and a pearl cast before swine. Following me, the people he kills will start at the Innate level, and in the future, killing Earth Immortals will be a piece of cake.

I wonder if this kid will complain to Yan Nantian. I have long heard of his Martial Dao Zen Sect and Wedding Dress Divine Art, and I hope to have a battle with him.

Jiang Feng's pageboy Jiang Qin is not yet called Jiang Biehe, which means he hasn't betrayed Jiang Feng yet, letting him die at the hands of the Twelve Zodiacs. This also means his ruthless daughter Jiang Yuyan hasn't been born yet. It's truly a pity; I won't be able to enjoy the taste of an Empress!】

"That Jiang Yuyan became an Empress? So powerful?"

The heroines who possessed the diary copies were all stunned. Even the most arrogant among them had never thought that they would one day become an Empress!

【After rushing back for half a day, I ran into A-Fei again. It's fortunate he met me, otherwise, besieged by Lin Xian'er's four lovers, he would surely have died miserably. The Flying Swordsman who would later become famous in the Jianghu would have died young.

Bai Xiaosheng, Jing Wuming, Lv Fengxian, Xinjian—each one is an Innate martial artist. A-Fei could win against any of them individually, but it's a pity these four people have no shame and besieged poor little A-Fei. Speaking of which, A-Fei is also miserable. You say you're investigating the Plum Blossom Thief, so investigate, but why did you have to investigate all the way to their lair?】

"What does Lin Fan mean by this? Of course, when investigating an enemy, you have to investigate to the enemy's lair, otherwise how can you catch them all in one net?"

The heroines who saw this were all a bit confused. A-Fei did nothing wrong.

【When people are in their lair playing 'one woman against four men' and having a great time, you run over to disturb them. It would be strange if they didn't hunt you down to the ends of the earth!】

"Ugh, men are not good things. What filthy language, dirtying my eyes for no reason!"

Now, both the experienced and inexperienced heroines were blushing. They never dreamed that this Lin Xian'er could play so wildly. They had only heard of 'one dragon and two phoenixes' before; 'one woman and four men' was unheard of. It could simply be called shocking!

【Xinjian, the junior brother of Abbot Xinhu of Great Ming Shaolin; Bai Xiaosheng, the author of the Weapon Manual; Lv Fengxian, the Silver Halberd Wenhou ranked fifth in the Weapon Manual; Jing Wuming, the top swordsman under Shangguan Jinhong—they all became Lin Xian'er's skirt-chasing subjects. Even Shangguan Jinhong had an affair with her. From this, one can see how much of a disaster this woman is.】

"Lin Xian'er deserves to die. Beauty is a gift from heaven and should never be easily trampled upon. Using beauty and body to seduce men for the sake of ambition is even more shameful than a prostitute!"

All the heroines were filled with righteous indignation, feeling that this Lin Xian'er, who had disgraced women, truly deserved to die.

【To show my respect for Jing Wuming, this top swordsman, I specially sent him to hell with 'One Sword Separates the World'. Being able to die under this peerless sword move, I suppose he should have no regrets, right?

This is the first kill of my Seven-Star Panlong Sword. Consider him lucky to be the first soul under the Seven-Star Panlong Sword after it started following me. In the future, the world will remember him as this 'first'.

Having killed these four, what other formidable lovers does Lin Xian'er have? Iron Sword Guo Songyang, Green Demon Hand Qiu Du and Yi Ku, Hidden Sword Villa's You Longsheng, Shangguan Fei. Shangguan Fei doesn't count; he's a waste. His father, Shangguan Jinhong, is the most powerful expert among Lin Xian'er's lovers.

In the original work, Qiu Du gave the Green Demon Hand to Lin Xian'er, and You Longsheng gave the Fish Intestine Sword to Lin Xian'er. Then where did my Fish Intestine Sword come from? Did the system steal it from You Longsheng or Lin Xian'er? Could it be that the system doesn't produce martial arts and divine weapons, but is just a porter of martial arts and divine weapons?

It's also possible that my Fish Intestine Sword is male, and his is female, and his Fish Intestine Sword became useless when it saw mine?

When I meet him in the future, I must take my Fish Intestine Sword and clash it with his.

Tomorrow I still have to go kill Lin Xian'er. I am truly a great philanthropist, willing to eliminate this scourge for the Wu Lin. When my merit is complete, those who chant my true name will see eternal life in reincarnation.

After solving Lin Xian'er, I should also go to Wudang. Zhang Zhenren's hundredth birthday celebration should be starting soon. The major sects are threatening Wudang. If I don't go, Yin Susu and Zhang Cuishan will commit suicide. Should I take Yin Susu? This is truly a tangled problem. Forget it, I won't write anymore, time to sleep!】 ===== CHAPTER 165 =====