Chapter 661

“Great! Iron Man Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi has come to save us!”

“Usopp’s companions are all very reliable!”

“Haha! We can finally escape the sea of suffering.”

The monsters said excitedly, and became even more excited.

“You are the Iron Man Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi of the Straw Hat Hall?” the workshop owner asked.

“That’s right, I am Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi!”

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi grinned, then clenched his fists and launched a fierce offensive toward the workshop owner.

Two figures collided, and then a heaven-shaking sound was produced.

The giant axe in the workshop owner’s hand broke instantly, and the workshop owner herself flew out.

The workshop owner hit the wall, causing a thick wall to collapse, and brick debris scattered all over the floor.

“Cough cough cough!”

The workshop owner climbed out with difficulty. There was a lot of blood on her chest, but she still stood up and walked toward Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, staggering step by step.

“I don’t care what you are, I will kill you~!”

The workshop owner roared angrily, her muscles bulging, as if she were an inflatable balloon.

The workshop owner kicked over, and the terrifying power directly made Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi retreat several meters.

“Yo, quite powerful!”

Seeing the workshop owner’s explosive growth, Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi was also a bit surprised.

“Drink!”

The workshop owner rushed over again, and she swept a fierce split kick directly toward Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi.

This move was astonishing. If kicked, Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi would probably be injured.

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi dodged nimbly.

“Good opportunity!”

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi showed a smile.

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi seized the gap and threw a punch, the fist wind sharp.

Although the workshop owner reacted in time and blocked Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi’s fist with both hands, Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi took the opportunity to pull forward and hugged the workshop owner directly in his arms.

“Ah? Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi hugged the workshop owner? Could it be that Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi likes this type of woman?”

The monster clan was stunned. Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi’s image and the workshop owner were completely mismatched!

“Damn it! Let go of me quickly!”

The workshop owner struggled desperately, but Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi firmly imprisoned the workshop owner.

But Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi ignored the evaluation of the people around him and the struggle of the workshop owner.

He just kept calculating the time for Dioni to discover his lie.

After being tricked away by Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, Dioni hurriedly came to the street that Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi mentioned.

But there was no old lady who needed to be taken care of here!

Dioni’s head buzzed, and he almost fainted.

“How could this be? Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi clearly told me that the old lady who needed help was here!”

Dioni whispered in confusion, feeling that he had been deceived.

But he didn’t believe that Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, who was a tough guy like him, would tell such a lie to avoid a battle.

“General Dioni, you were really deceived, Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi ran away long ago!”

At this time, soldiers came and said to Dioni.

“Ran away? Why would he run away?” Dioni asked suspiciously, frowning.

“Forget it, don’t dwell on this kind of thing. Although I was deceived by Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, it’s good that there is no such miserable old lady here!”

Dioni breathed a sigh of relief.

“Wow! General Dioni is really a tough guy!”

“We admire you extremely!”

The soldiers gave thumbs up one after another.

Dioni smiled: “I just did my job! As for Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, I will go find him to ask for an explanation!”

After speaking, Dioni used the earth-escaping technique and disappeared, chasing toward Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi’s position.

“Eh? Finally here?”

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, who was holding the workshop owner, looked back into the distance.

He felt Dioni’s aura constantly approaching.

“Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, where are you!”

Dioni shouted while searching for Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi’s trail.

“Don’t hide! Come out! I know you must be nearby!”

Dioni threw a punch, the ground shook, countless soil splashed out, overturning the buildings around.

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi easily dodged Dioni’s attack; this level of attack could not hurt him at all.

“Hmph!”

Dioni stopped attacking, and he appeared on the ground slowly.

“Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi! I thought you were a tough guy like me. You actually lied to deceive my kindness in order to avoid fighting me. It really makes me heartbroken.”

Dioni looked at Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, his eyes narrowed slightly, his tone carrying a hint of coldness.

At this time, Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi threw the workshop owner to Dioni with a back throw.

“Don’t talk nonsense. I deceived you just now just to see if my monster friends were in danger.

Now let’s continue our duel!”

Hearing Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi’s explanation, Dioni also laughed: “Hahaha, you don’t care about your reputation for the sake of friends? Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, I appreciate you more and more!”

“Likewise! I also appreciate you, this enemy! I hope we can decide the winner as soon as possible this time!”

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi stretched his muscles, moved his neck, and then set up a stance to fight Dioni!

But the workshop owner climbed up and said to Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi relentlessly: “I say, what’s wrong with you? Why are you playing with me like this! Are you going to give me an explanation!”

“Shut up, this is a duel between two men, please leave!”

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi glared at the workshop owner.

The workshop owner said angrily: “You bastard! You actually want me to leave, I absolutely don’t agree!”

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi didn’t say a word and kissed the workshop owner directly.

Monster clan: “...”

Patrol soldiers: “...”

Workshop supervisor: “...”

Except for Dioni, everyone was stunned. Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi actually forcibly kissed the workshop owner in public!

This scene was really a bit stimulating!

The workshop owner froze, her face flushed, and she was panicked inside!

She had never been kissed by the opposite sex. This was the first time, it was her first kiss!

The workshop owner’s body was trembling, and tears were already welling up in her eyes.

[Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi wouldn’t really fall in love with the workshop owner, right? That would be too shocking?]

[I don’t think so. Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi, this big pervert, cannot be measured by common sense.]

[I also think this possibility is relatively small! But no matter what, Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi’s taste is indeed very bad!]

“What are you doing?”

The workshop owner, who had recovered, immediately pushed Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi away.

“Uh, your reaction is too sensitive. I don’t have any ulterior motives for you.”

Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi rubbed his nose awkwardly.

“A battle between men, if a woman is chattering on the side, the only thing that can block a woman’s mouth is a kiss!”

Dioni helped Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi explain.

The workshop owner’s heart was instantly captured by Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi.

And Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi breathed a sigh of relief as he watched the expression change of the workshop owner.

“Sure enough, kissing is the most powerful weapon against women!” Zhuge Zhuge Zhuge Lanqi sighed secretly.