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Chapter 291

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Protagonist:

Jiang Xuan

Above the Nine Heavens, thunder clouds churned turbulently; the mountains and rivers of the Eight Domains trembled like dragons.

The Hongmeng Dao Tree took root in the Void in merely a few short days, yet it had already stirred heaven and earth's fortune into a reverse surge.

Someone swallowed a Heaven-Defying Breakthrough Pill and crossed three Life-and-Death Passes in a hundred days; blood fiend energy from his palm shot thirty li into the sky.

A white-haired Lao Guai chewed up a Life-Extending Profound Pill; as withered bones grew flesh, it triggered a Nine Nether Thunder Tribulation, and he forcibly tore thirty years of yang lifespan from the Yama Register.

"This world is about to change." The storyteller in the teahouse gripped his clapper tight, gazing at the blood-colored auspicious light on the horizon.

Outside the Bu Tian Ge's Sect Gate, three thousand Heaven's Prides had already gathered, each with wildfire burning in their eyes.

The Shang Gu Sheng Yuan was about to open; rumor had it that within lay the Bu Tian Technique, capable of reversing the flow of time.

Even though the Hongmeng Dao Tree scattered myriad Opportunities, this ancient, colossal Inheritance remained the supreme Holy Land in the hearts of lower realm cultivators.

Seeking Opportunity in the Bu Tian Ge's Shang Gu Sheng Yuan is a hundred times more reliable than at the Hongmeng Dao Tree in the Chu Shi Di.

The Hongmeng Dao Tree's trials are too difficult!

The Lao Guai of the major Dao lineages had green light shooting from their eyes; they couldn't even keep their coffin lids down, wanting to rush to the Bu Tian Ge.

This place — they'd sell their pots and iron just to squeeze their way in!

Even more explosive news arrived: the number one on the Moving Blood Ranking, Tie Guo Ao Ru Nai, was actually coming in his true body!

The instant the news spread, all the major Dao lineages swayed three times.

The Bu Tian Ge's Ancestor flipped the chessboard on the spot, his fingertips pinching out a blood seal: "Coax this little ancestor here, and the Bu Tian Ge will flourish once more…"

Those old schemers in the Tai Gu Shen Shan were even more ruthless; the eighteen altars ignited with blood-colored runes.

The Gold-Winged Great Peng held a Soul-Locking Chain in its beak, cackling strangely: "Refining Human Race Heaven's Prides into war slaves — would that not be beautiful?"

As for the craziest, it has to be the Huo Guo's little Princess.

This girl had been drooling over the milk baby's chubby face for days; she directly slapped the table and rose, overturning half the Yu Fang.

She was seen cracking her Vermilion Bird Whip as she charged into the Huang Gong Shou Yuan, catching milk-producing strange beasts and sneering: "Ice Phoenix, is it? This Palace wants you to produce milk at the third watch; who dares let you keep it until the fifth watch?"

The Nine-Headed Lion was so frightened it stuffed its cubs back into its belly on the spot, and carried its clan fleeing to the Great Wilderness overnight.

The Huo Huang watched from the Zhai Xing Lou, his teeth aching from the sight.

He flicked a finger, sending out a thread of Divine Radiance; instantly, all the beast milk in the entire Imperial Capital turned into a torrential flood pouring into the jade pendant at Huo Ling'er's waist.

Even more ruthless, this old fox sent a secret voice transmission: "Good girl, that pot of Qilin milk with Drunken Spirit Flowers added — remember to let the milk baby drink it first…"

Three days later, the Scarlet Flame Phoenix Carriage rolled into the Bu Tian Ge's Sect Gate atop boundless fire clouds.

Pulling the carriage were actually three pure-blooded Pixiu; where the wheels passed, Golden Lotuses welled up from the ground.

Huo Ling'er sat with legs crossed, leaning slantwise on a soft couch; at her feet were piled nine hundred ninety-nine jars of beast milk, the divine mist spraying from the jar mouths dyeing half the sky seven-colored. She narrowed her eyes at the rolling chaotic mist in the distance, one hand on her hip: "Little milk baby, the Palace's milk is all ready; let's see how long you can stay tough."

Huo Ling'er's departure — the spectacle was a rare wonder unseen in the Huang Yu for a thousand years!

Nine Headed Bathing Fire Divine Phoenixes blotted out the sky and sun; sky-burning flames scorched the Imperial Capital's Heavenly Vault into ten thousand zhang of auspicious light.

Where the wheel ruts passed, they actually branded phoenix patterns onto the cloud tops.

Such grandeur that swallows mountains and rivers with its Qi, blatantly announcing that the Human Emperor's most beloved pearl was about to arrive at the Shang Gu Sheng Yuan Bu Tian Ge.

The news swept the Eight Wastelands like a prairie fire; the Tai Gu Ferocious Beasts lurking in the dark all opened their crimson vertical pupils.

The Huo Guo's previous seizure of a heaven-shaking Opportunity at the Hongmeng Dao Tree had already made all sides envious; now they actually dared to covet the Bu Tian Ge's Zhen Chuan — truly they want to overturn the Huang Yu's chessboard!

From the depths of the Ten Thousand Great Mountains came a heaven-shaking roar; pure-blooded Ferocious Beast cubs tore open Void Cracks, proclaiming they would refine "Tie Guo Ao Ru Nai" into a mount-war-slave.

"These beasts truly think my Human Race has no one?" A certain Yin Shi Jian Zhong suddenly lit up with a soaring Sword Light; the Bai Fa Jian Zhu held the Duan Tian Ju Jue, voice cold: "Who dares touch my clan's Moving Blood Realm number one Heaven's Pride, this old man will let you taste what is Dragon-Slaying Sword Qi!"

However, more cultivators gazed toward the Bu Tian Ge Fang Xiang, worry and anxiety in their hearts.

The Xu Shen Jie's Chu Shi Di could still suppress cultivation levels, but outside the Sheng Yuan Jie Jie is a Mo Luo Chang of the weak being meat for the strong!

At this moment, dark undercurrents surged in the Huang Yu; the Shi Guo's Double Pupil bearer stepped on a Yin-Yang Dao Diagram and broke out of seclusion, chaotic Qi churning in his eyes as if to reopen heaven and earth.

This peerless Monster Genius who at merely twelve years old had exterminated Ancient Era remnant species, actually stood before the Bu Tian Ge's Sect Gate and tore the Void with his bare hands, laughing coldly at the depths of the sea of clouds: "I'd like to see if this beast-milk-loving child can withstand the Double Pupil's light!"

Moreover, a Tai Gu Shen Shan split open a ten thousand zhang Abyss; a Five-Colored Peacock carried the Feng Shen Bang descending from the sky, ten thousand feathers transforming into a sky-covering killing array.

Nine-Headed Golden Lions carried a Qing Tong Gu Dian across the Star River; each step they took shattered three thousand li of mountains and rivers.

These terrifying existences that had lain dormant for a thousand years, actually all swarmed here to fight over the "most beast-milk-loving" one!

"You petty thieves also deserve to lay fingers on my Human Race's Heaven's Pride?" From the Bu Tian Ge Shen Chu came a sudden dragon chant; a white-haired elder held the Da Shen Bian, cleaving the Chaos, and behind him a Divine Halo faintly emerged: "Today, whoever dares cross the Lei Chi half a step, this old man will use this Da Shen Bian to whip your true spirits to pieces!"

At this moment, no one knew that the "Tie Guo Ao Ru Nai" who triggered the Huang Yu's Great Tribulation was squatting on a certain Wu Ming Shan Tou, hugging a bronze cauldron full of beast milk, grinning foolishly.

The Supreme Furnace on his chest suddenly erupted with Chaos light; behind him faintly emerged hundreds upon thousands of Ferocious Beast Shadows; the milk fragrance mixed with sky-soaring killing Qi rushed straight into the Nine Heavens!

Ten days later.

The distance between Shi Cun and the Bu Tian Ge is a million li; even with the Boy rushing, it would take a very long time.

All along the way — nothing but Huang Shan Ye Ling, where not even birds shit.

The Boy was currently running wild, chasing a colorful big tiger.

That tiger ran incredibly fast, kicking up a gust of wind, but how could the Boy let it escape? He spread his legs and gave chase.

Finally catching up, he reached out and grabbed the tiger's tail; with a "Heyo" he swung it like a big iron ball, spinning the tiger round and round.

The tiger howled miserably, but the Boy was delighted, laughing "Haha"; after spinning enough he let the tiger go, then chased again, playing so excitedly it was practically the Zhu Zhui Guo Kan grand drama of the Chaos Era.

Jiang Xuan watched from the cloud tops, shaking his head nonstop: "Afraid he's forgotten why he left Shi Cun; all he knows is play!"

Played to the point of exhaustion, the Boy went "Puff" and lay on the ground, like a puddle of mud, filthy all over — where was there any trace of a little child's appearance?

Suddenly, this little guy did a kip-up, "Whoosh" and he bounced up.

He glanced around with a shifty look, confirmed no one was there, then scurried like a little thief to a big tree, reached out his small hand, and started to pee.

Finished with his business, Boy ran to the river, washed his hands haphazardly, looked up at the sun in the sky, slapped his head: "Hey, it's still early!" Said that, and scrambled up another tree like a monkey, starting to raid a bird's nest.

Jiang Xuan watched this scene, the veins at the corners of his eyes twitching.

After fooling around wildly for a while, Boy suddenly slapped his head, cried "Ah!" — "Almost forgot the real business!" — only then did he walk leisurely toward the direction of the Bu Tian Pavilion.

Right, just walking. The paper airplane Jiang Xuan gave him had been shrunk by him, resting steadily on top of his head, just like wearing a little hat; he never thought of riding it.

Boy with the little paper airplane on his head, body filthy dirty, like a little mud monkey, hopping and skipping along the road.

Who knows how long passed, the Bu Tian Pavilion finally arrived.

A little figure, whole body ragged and tattered, face black as charcoal, crawled out from the mountain forest.

That appearance, as pitiful as could be, a perfect little beggar, looked like he had begged his way from very far away.

However, this little guy's eyes were bright like two night-shining pearls, rolling around, curiously sizing up everything around.

"So this is the Bu Tian Pavilion?" Boy gazed at that awe-inspiring divine mountain in the distance, eyes going straight, "Pretty good-looking, huh!" Finished speaking, he let loose his legs and ran toward the Bu Tian Pavilion.

The little paper airplane still stayed steadily on his head; Boy had instead become the little paper airplane's "mount".

The closer to the Bu Tian Pavilion, the more lively.

In the sky, divine chariots whooshed past from time to time; those pulling the carriages were either ferocious beasts, even more exaggeratedly, some used ancient remnant species as pulling power.

That scene, simply blinded the eyes.

Boy looked at those incomparably cool rides, then lowered his head to look at his own two legs, scratched his head, murmured with a puzzled face: "Are people outside all this high-profile? Can't understand!" (Chapter End)

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