[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-zombie-apocalypse-creation":3,"chapter-zombie-apocalypse-creation-zombie-apocalypse-creation-chapter-655":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Zombie Apocalypse: Creation",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1887389,2510,"Chapter 655: Falling for baits?","zombie-apocalypse-creation-chapter-655",655,"\u003Cp>\"That’s not funny. Not even remotely funny at all. You know how close I was to breaking that promise instantly?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyun murmured as his mind let out a sigh of relief. But at the same time, he could feel his inside feeling a little disappointed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So you wouldn’t be with me if I were younger?\" Lily questioned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah. Not that young. It’s just... just fucked up. Even I have lines that I had drawn for myself not to cross.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then how about sister Nami?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"She’s an adult when I was with her. Don’t try to spin it into something weird.\" Xiaoyun immediately clarified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You don’t have to answer so fast like that... You know, it makes me really think you have some weird fetish, brother Xiaoyun.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I-I’m completely normal. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Stop trying to gaslight me into confessing something I don’t have.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But what if I wasn’t joking earlier?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyun froze for a second as her face looked back at him with a serious look. Not flinching a single bit as she didn’t turn away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That would put me in a very tough situation. But I would have to go with my instinct and go as far away as possible from you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well, good thing it’s all just a joke.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Y-Yeah.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the two of them walked into the pavilion proper, Xiaoyun’s mind quickly realized something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If that isn’t your actual age, then what is it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why do you want to know about it that badly? Do you get more turned on the younger I tell you I am?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course not. I just want to make sure. I mean, it’s hard for me to tell when you look just as petite as Nami.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Lily crossing her arms and looking the other way, Xiaoyun immediately realized he had just fucked up big time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay, I’m sorry, my princess. I shouldn’t judge people by the cover. Everyone comes in different, unique sizes that can’t be guessed from the naked eye.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he moved a little closer, Lily quickly walked to the other side, ignoring his apology completely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lily, you remember what we said earlier? Whoever lied is a little fat piggy? I-I just asked out of curiosity, and that’s it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing her still not responding, Xiaoyun pulled out his last-ditch effort.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don’t have any other motives... Here, Lily, I’m going to be honest with you, I did get a little excited when you said that number earlier.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lily’s face flushed red a little as she finally turned back around to look at him right in the face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine, I’ll tell you what my actual age is. I’m——\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey Xiaoyun! Lily! What are you two doing in the backyard?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Lily could reveal her real answer, she was rudely interrupted by Wuli, who ran straight to the two of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We’re just talking about school. Didn’t want to wake up the babies in the living room, you know.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyun answered as Lily looked back over to the side, seemingly a little grumpy from being interrupted like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"School? Isn’t Lily already done with it?\" Wuli questioned as she arrived at the pavilion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just talking about her university in the future... Anyway, why did you come home so early? Finish with work?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yep. There’s no one left to instruct at the military base, with everyone getting ready to leave tomorrow... What’s up with Lily?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"She’s just a little unhappy you came in and ruined her chance to have a little moment with me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh. My bad. I’ll see if Leyan needs any help in the kitchen... See you two later!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Wuli ran back to the glass door and closed it, the two of them fell into silence, sitting on a bench inside the pavilion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lily, if it makes you uncomfortable saying it, you don’t have to answer my question. Just ignore it and pretend it’s me rambling on.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You really are an idiot.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lily rolled her eyes as she once again looked over to the other direction. But this time, she was looking at the sun setting on the horizon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What? Why are you calling me an idiot all of a sudden?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Because you’re as dull as a wood and as stubborn as a mule. How did you manage to get all eight of them to fall in love with you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyun couldn’t wrap his head around it as the tone of her voice had changed completely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t anger, nor was it sadness or happiness. A sense of calm, a neutral feeling, like the cloud freely floating in the sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If I’m really that young, do you think any of them would have let you touch me? How else could I possibly finish high school?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But you skipped several grades.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s because they put me in the wrong grade in the first place. They didn’t have older classes until a few months ago.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you really, really want to know my actual age?\" Lily asked again as she leaned a little closer to his ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I do.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My actual age is twelve. I’m actually two years younger than what I said earlier... Do you still want to fuck my underage body——Sikeeeee!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ow! My ear!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Xiaoyun covered his ear from her sudden scream, she quickly ran off before he could turn around and catch her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Get over here, you little brat. What the fuck do you mean by twelve! Stop joking with me and explain yourself!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Catch me if you can! Ha-ha!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the time the two of them were back into the house, the sun had already settled down completely on the horizon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leyan had just finished cooking dinner as the rest of Xiaoyun’s wives were beginning to come back home one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop fooling around. Xiaoyun, help me lay out the plates and bowls.\" Leyan murmured as she pulled him over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Leyan, I need to ask you this question. How old is Lily? Like the actual age on her ID.\" Xiaoyun urgently asked\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Her age? She’s 17. She’s obviously about to turn 18 this Saturday... Why are you asking that all of a sudden?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"She really thought she was so funny earlier. Fuck me. I got so fucking worried for no fucking reason.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Xiaoyun let out a small sigh of relief, all of his wives looked back at him with confusion right at the dining table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You don’t know how old Lily was?\" Nami questioned in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, how am I supposed to know that? We never celebrated her birthday before. I always thought she was a lot younger than I had imagined.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing all of them giving him a weird look, Xiaoyun quickly realized the wording he had used made him sound extremely suspicious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not that young. I-I thought she’s like... like... Whatever. You guys are just going to twist whatever I say to defend myself with.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehe...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Lily sat down right next to Wuli and Shuli, Xiaoyun grumpily walked over to the stovetop to help Leyan put down the rest of the dishes onto the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lily, what did you say to Xiaoyun?\" Kate curiously asked, a little surprised by how annoyed he looked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I just did a little prank, making him think I was twelve.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All of his wives’ faces let out a little grin, some even chuckling a little as they couldn’t hold back their laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, it’s not funny. You tell me how I’m supposed not to believe that? She looked so serious earlier, and look how close her body matches it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mhm. Sounds like someone just admitted being a lolicon.\" Nami murmured as she accepted Leyan, handing her a bowl of rice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, for fuck sake. Not like that... Whatever. I give up. Everything just wants to fuck me in the ass today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Xiaoyun looking completely bummed out and falling into silence, everyone at the table realized they might have taken it a little too far.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lily, apologize to Xiaoyun. Now.\" Leyan ordered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sorry...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Honey, we didn’t mean to laugh at you earlier... Is there anything we can do to earn your forgiveness?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Anything?\" Xiaoyun asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Anything.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then I want to sleep alone in the bed. No one comes with me in the shower either. I just want some peace for myself today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All of his wives looked to each other for a second before giving Leyan a little nod in agreement with it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine, we’ll leave you alone tonight. But just for tonight. Tomorrow, you’d better be ready.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thank you... Ahem, what are you all sitting here for? Let’s all start eating before the food gets cold.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As his face returned to normal, all of them couldn’t help but feel a little scammed out for some unknown reason.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Leyan...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mom...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehe... Oops.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leyan awkwardly scratched her head, realizing she had fallen into an elaborate trap as they all looked back at her with a grumpy look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, Leyan is just being mindful of her husband. You all leave her alone. More eating and less talking.\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1509,"2026-06-10T06:59:53.682Z",1,"novelbin.me","75c8bbc60afb3520a6d3b59dca6876a495b0aa55b145f3424bfd612c6d845bde","zombie-apocalypse-creation-chapter-605","zombie-apocalypse-creation-chapter-604",829,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fzombie-apocalypse-creation-cover.jpg"]