一月九十秋

Now translation: Sentence 1: "I have two principles in life: 1. Never lie to anyone. 2. Never believe what anyone says, including myself." Sentence 2: "\"Sir, I'd like to remind you, your second point conflicts with the first.\"" Sentence 3: "\"Where does it conflict?\"" Sentence 4: "\"Since you never lie, why don't you believe what you yourself say?\"" Sentence 5: "\"Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention—I don't consider myself a person.\"" Sentence