夏日秋刀魚

You say this is the Emperor's Banner, but I see it constantly spewing black smoke. An otherworldly demon, toppling dynasties, harvesting souls, forging a Ten Thousand Souls Banner. Beneath the nine heavens' thunder calamity, body perished, dao destroyed, the Ten Thousand Souls Banner protected the true spirit from annihilation, failed to possess a body and was instead fucked. A social slacker youth, holding the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, walks among mortals. Holding the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, yet I cultivate merit into a golden elixir.