懶惰的咕嚕大王

(This book has no reading barrier, already over two million words serialized, more than ten thousand pre‑orders for a football story, and the quality of the characters is guaranteed!) Sitting on the substitute bench of Utrecht B, knowing he has no chance of playing, Tang Ye decides to slack off. Who would have thought that at that moment the Lao Deng Reverse System would suddenly appear. 【This year is 2036, you are 37, you retired in disgrace from China League One and became a football commentator who delights in smearing players. Watching one prodigy after another showcase themselves in the top five leagues on TV, you suddenly feel a bit regretful, lamenting that time can’t be turned back.】 【You look down at your body and feel regret that you didn’t fully realize your talent while you were a player, so you resolve to retire and make a comeback.】 【Enter a friendly match, reward: …】 What, 37? Nonsense, I’m only 16! Retire and make a comeback? I’ve been an eternal benchwarmer, so suddenly getting on the field can indeed be called a comeback, right? 【Middle‑aged players often develop bone issues, you receive a reward: bone‑density‑boosting capsules!】 【Middle‑aged players also tend to have slower reactions, you receive a reward: the reaction speed of an 18‑year‑old!】 18‑year‑old reaction speed? No! I only want the reaction speed of my 16‑year‑old self! …