斯木軒

You're right, but this is the boss of the newbie village. A wandering doctor with 300 HP, 400 agility, 500 charm. He can swing a blunt weapon, dig graves, and exorcise ghosts. His spear throws are incredibly accurate, with no cooldown and no mana cost. He handles both game development and promotion, can pop back to the real world anytime to check on players' schemes against him, and his growth speed outpaces players'. Then, although he doesn't know how to use them, just wielding dual blades lets him block any thrown item with 100% effectiveness. Then there are cramps, diarrhea, toothaches, stubbing your pinky toe on a wardrobe, and a series of vicious curses that leave you defenseless. In short, he has no normal skills.