ongoing[Alternate History] [Single Female Lead] [Comedy] [Dual System] [Dual Transmigration] [Early Awkward Development, Later Southward Dragon Capture] Jiang Jinshi: “I was hit by a car and fell to the river bottom, transmigrated into a dynasty ravaged by drought, famine, and wars both inside and out. I have a sick mother above, a little sister below, and a cheap ‘dumb‑but‑sweet’ daughter‑in‑law. Fortunately I still have a bandit system, it’s just that having so many subordinates leaves me a bit short on silver.” Li Xinyue: “My brakes failed, I crashed into a person and plunged into the river bottom, transmigrated into a peasant girl whose parents had both died. She was cheaply sold by her uncle’s family to a ‘delicate’ scholar as a wife. Luckily I have a mall system at my side. Unfortunately, no matter how much silver I have, I’m too scared to spend it, fearing it will attract the attention of thugs.” By chance, Jiang Jinshi saw the instant noodles in her hand… Li Xinyue heard the notorious bandit shouting at him, “Great Boss”… After they recognized each other, Jiang Jinshi: “Conscription! Rice for every meal, eat a bowl and toss a bowl! We’ve got money now.” Li Xinyue: “Build factories! The biggest thief in the whole Great Dry Dynasty is my husband; who dares eye the silver in my pocket?” …The bandits: “The Great Boss is so good to us, we’re probably powerless to repay him!” The clever one: “It’s simple, go put that yellow robe on the Great Boss.” Idea king: “I have an idea! Head south to capture the dragon!” The bandits: “Will the Great Boss agree?” Crouching Dragon, Rising Phoenix: “The Great Boss once said, robbery doesn’t need to be reported; you can loot cities, but not the imperial palace?” The bandits looked at each other, shouting in unison, “This batch, let’s do it!