ongoing[Growth + Daily Life + Bookworm + Slightly Traditional + For those who like mindless fun, proceed with caution] “General, what are you writing?” “Eradicating the poison raptor, rescuing hostages, founding a hunter school, becoming the chief special‑operations instructor for the whole army—are you writing a military novel?” Lu Yang smiled and replied, “I’m writing a memoir.” The guard stared at the mountain‑high stack of thick manuscripts, utterly shocked. “These… are… are all your experiences?” Lu Yang nodded. “So? Isn’t it exciting?” Guard: “Well, have you decided on a title yet?” Lu Yang: “I have. I’ll call it *The Overbearing General’s Early Growth*. What do you think?” Guard: “As long as you’re happy…” And the story’s beginning must start with the day Lu Yang, clad in a big red flower, enlisted. “Report, squad leader, I’m Lu Yang, a bookworm who wants to become a soldier king. Please beat me to death, thank you.” “Yo ho, a request like that—this is the first time I’ve ever heard it in my life!