Chapter 672
After showering and washing her hair, when Li Heng came out of the bathroom humming a tune, he discovered the living room lights weren't on.
It was pitch black.
Hmm? Where is Song Yu?
Could she not be home? Or did she go downstairs?
Li Heng was thinking this when he suddenly caught sight of two dark shadows on the attic outside.
Without thinking much, he walked over quickly. Only when he got close did he see clearly that it was Sun Manning and Chen Xiaoyu. At this moment, the two women were leaning on the railing, secretly peeking toward the small building at No. 25 opposite.
Hearing footsteps behind her, Sun Manning turned her head in time: "Oh my god! Li Heng, you idiot, you're going to scare me to death!"
Li Heng asked, "Weren't you all playing cards? Why did you run up here?"
Sun Manning laughed and said, "Guess?"
Guess my foot; he was too lazy to waste his breath. He asked, "Where is Song Yu?"
Sun Manning pursed her lips toward the opposite side, winking and making faces: "Don't you have eyes? See for yourself, won't you?"
Li Heng looked in the direction of her gaze, and he was instantly stunned.
He thought to himself: What kind of ghost is this again? What kind of scene is being made now?
Just a moment ago, he had dealt with Zhou Gu Niang and his black-bellied wife, and now he was fighting with Yu Laoshi? Song Yu, oh Song Yu, when did you transform into the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, fighting both heaven and earth?
Li Heng observed with trepidation for a while. Only when he saw Song Yu and Yu Laoshi occasionally smiling did his tense nerves suddenly relax. He then asked, "Where is Zhang Haiyan?"
Sun Manning said, "She went to Shihe's place next door to shower."
Li Heng's mind stirred, and he asked, "Has Comrade Shihe returned?"
"No, Shihe is staying in the dormitory. It was that slut Ye Ning who took Haiyan there," Sun Manning chattered on.
Li Heng frowned. For a moment, he couldn't quite grasp Zhou Gu Niang's temperament either. Did she want to stay away from him? Draw a line in the sand with him? Or was she sorting out her feelings?
Or was she brewing a big move?
But no matter which one it was, Li Heng felt inexplicably panicked in his heart.
"Hey! What are you spacing out for? Are you still going to go check on your big and little wives?" Sun Manning woke him up.
Chen Xiaoyu was stunned, asking like a toddler learning to speak: "What? That Yu Shuheng is also Li Heng's girlfriend?"
Sun Manning raised her eyebrows: "What else could it be?"
Chen Xiaoyu's expression at this moment was exactly like a simpleton's. The next second, her mouth began to run anxiously: "How is that possible? Isn't Yu Shuheng a university teacher? Didn't she teach you English? Her status is noble, and she is a famous 'ice beauty' in our circle. So many high-quality men pursued her and had no chance; how could she possibly get tangled up with Li Heng?"
Sun Manning pulled Li Heng over: "Open your dog eyes and look—is my Song Yu's husband bad?"
Li Heng: "..."
Chen Xiaoyu looked Li Heng up and down: "Not bad, I didn't say he was bad. But he still isn't worthy of having both Song Yu and Yu Shuheng at the same time."
"Pfft!"
Sun Manning scoffed, gave a middle finger, and said disdainfully: "If your eyes are useless, gouge them out and feed them to the dogs. Didn't you see Zhou Shihe fighting for him out of jealousy? Haven't you heard of the Zhou family?"
As for Zhou Shihe, Chen Xiaoyu naturally knew of her. She then looked Li Heng over carefully again, from head to toe and toe to head, finally reaching out to pinch Li Heng's arm: "Ah, he's real. By the way, how did you round up these paragons of the mortal world?
Do you know that my brother pursued Yu Shuheng for a full five years and nine months, and he didn't even get a single chance to eat alone with her? He ate a belly full of dust. How on earth did you manage it? That's the only daughter of the Yu family!"
Sun Manning asked from the side: "Is your brother as handsome as Li Heng?"
"My brother is quite handsome too."
"Don't deceive yourself; compare him to Li Heng."
"..." "Compared to him, he's still a bit lacking," Chen Xiaoyu said, deflated.
Sun Manning snapped her fingers: "That settles it then. If your brother were as handsome as Li Heng, women would be willing to drink his urine as if it were wine."
Chen Xiaoyu asked: "Pfft, blowing him up so high, have you used your mouth to catch his urine?"
Li Heng: "..."
These two idiots, they went off-topic as they talked, becoming improper.
Li Heng looked at Song Yu and Yu Laoshi from a distance again, then ignored the two idiots beside him, turned around, and went downstairs at high speed, heading toward the opposite side like a shooting star.
He entered the house, went up the stairs, and reached the second floor in one breath.
Seeing him appear suddenly, Song Yu and Yu Shuheng stopped chatting and turned toward him in unison.
After exchanging a glance with the two women, Li Heng strode to the window and proceeded to pull the curtains shut.
Instantly, Sun Manning and Chen Xiaoyu opposite cursed together: "Adulterers, how hateful!"
After doing all this, Li Heng turned and walked to the sofa, sitting down on the separate sofa to the side.
The two women's gazes still fell on him, and they remained silent by tacit agreement.
Li Heng reached out and took the tea from Song Yu's hand, drinking it in one gulp: "I'm dying of thirst; this isn't enough to drink."
As he finished, he put down Song Yu's cup and, with lightning speed, reached out again to swipe the teacup from Yu Shuheng's hand, also tilting his head to finish it off, finally smacking his lips: "Still not enough. Teacher, give me another cup."
No one responded; the living room was deathly silent!
Whether it was Yu Shuheng or Song Yu, both were people with cleanliness obsessions. As soon as this man arrived, he dirtied both cups.
Song Yu's cup was still okay; at most, it was stained with his saliva.
But Yu Laoshi's teacup was different. After all, he had used Song Yu's cup to drink tea first; even if it wasn't coated in saliva, the significance was completely different.
Seeing Yu Shuheng remain indifferent, Li Heng, upholding the principle of self-reliance and abundance, simply took action himself, half-rising to lift the teapot and pour tea into the cup.
The tea was full, and he finished drinking it.
End of Chapter
