Chapter 88: Drunk

"Tea?"

The term "green tea" would not gradually spread throughout the country until 13 years later; as of now, Dan Yuyue cannot understand its meaning.

Xu Heng explained: "It just means she is better at playing with emotions than you, is skilled at grasping a man's psychology, understand?"

Dan Yuyue said unconvinced: "How am I not good at grasping men? I'm very good at it, okay."

"Then let me ask you, if it's just after a P. E. class right now, and both you and your boyfriend are covered in sweat, what would you do at this moment?"

"Make him go buy me water; if he can't even do such a small thing, what kind of boyfriend is he?"

"Too small, your perspective is too small." Xu Heng sneered, "A real 'tea sister' would have already prepared a drink in advance and given it to your boyfriend at this time. Do you think that compared to a girl who makes him go buy water and a girl who serves him tea and water, who is more likely to gain the advantage?"

Hearing him put it this way, Dan Yuyue suddenly felt it made some sense, but for a girl to take the initiative to curry favor with a boy, that was too degrading.

"'Tea sisters' are just better at flirting with boys than you, and they are very proactive. Even if the boy makes a mistake, they won't blame him; instead, they will take the responsibility upon themselves. Over time, the boy will compare the 'tea sister' with his current girlfriend and find that compared to the 'tea sister,' his own girlfriend is truly too low. Then, the 'tea sister' can take advantage of the situation to move up and kick out her competitor." Xu Heng ate a grilled duck gizzard and then said slowly.

Dan Yuyue widened her eyes: "Holy shit!"

"What are you swearing for, girl? You don't have that equipment."

"No, this is just too terrifying. Cheng Huaiyu was tricked away by that girl just like this."

"Not entirely. Cheng Huaiyu actually discovered it in time and kicked that 'tea sister' out too. The two of them are making quite a scene on the school forum right now."

Xu Heng paused and said, "This is a good thing. Otherwise, once the 'tea sister' moved up, Cheng Huaiyu would have discovered that she wasn't as perfect as he saw her, because her perfection was all deliberately displayed to move up. Once she moved up and there were no competitors, they would naturally return to their true nature, and Cheng Huaiyu would have suffered then."

After he finished speaking, Dan Yuyue sat opposite him with a look of loss, which lasted for a long time.

Perhaps having finally figured out exactly how she had been cheated on, Dan Yuyue silently continued to drink beer and eat barbecue.

Xu Heng felt that although Cheng Huaiyu was not a friend worth deep association, he was his roommate after all. Based on the principle of helping out if he could, he asked Dan Yuyue: "Are you planning to get back together with Cheng Huaiyu?"

To this, Dan Yuyue just shook her head calmly.

"You're right. Cheng Huaiyu might have cheated because he couldn't resist that girl's temptation, but it also shows he is immature. He and I are not a good match."

"To take a step back, I was only dating him because his family had some money; I'm no saint either."

Speaking of this, she smiled, "Why say so much? Drink, drink. I didn't drink enough last time, today I must prove my strength! Waiter, bring six more bottles of beer!"

Xu Heng saw her forcing a smile and knew that Dan Yuyue hadn't walked out of the shadow of being cheated on at all, but she was truly completely disappointed in Cheng Huaiyu. Otherwise, even after he had said so many good things for Cheng Huaiyu, she couldn't possibly have shown no hesitation at all about the proposal to get back together.

The intensity with which she drank beer was also truly fierce; she finished a bottle in a few big gulps.

Usually, chugging from the bottle is something boys do to compete with each other, but she was drinking alone as if she didn't care about her life.

"Xu Heng, I toast this to you, for raising my social experience to another level."

"Good."

Before Xu Heng could even pick up his glass to return the toast, Dan Yuyue had already finished her beer.

It was the same afterward; Dan Yuyue was drinking all by herself. Before each drink, she would say a few words, saying she was toasting this person or that person, and in the end, she even toasted the uncles and aunts at the orphanage.

Only then did Xu Heng know that she had grown up in an orphanage.

Everyone is an orphan, but he at least had Father Xu and Mother Xu, two elders who were like his own parents, to take care of him. But Dan Yuyue was different; she was a true orphan and had been receiving government relief until she was eighteen.

After eighteen, the government relief decreased, but there were still subsidies from the school and society, which were barely enough for her to live on. Plus, there were many "dog-lickers" in school who gave her gifts, so she didn't live too badly.

Xu Heng was just surprised that Dan Yuyue, who usually dressed so beautifully, actually had a worse family background than Fan Xi.

"Do you also look down on me? I... I tell you, during the summer vacation, that bastard Cheng Huaiyu... just... just wanted to come to my house to hang out, and I refused."

Dan Yuyue had drunk several bottles, her face was red. The alcohol content of beer wasn't high, but drinking too much was still too much to handle.

"Because I... where do I have a home? He came to find me to hang out, and he could only see... see a mess. The place I live in is a dog kennel, ten-something square meters, two... two dogs staying inside would already seem... seem crowded."

"Drink less, we have to go back to the dormitory later," Xu Heng sighed and said.

"Go back for what? Go back to see... see Ying Ziyun mock me? Hehehe, if that sandbag Ying Ziyun knew her ex-boyfriend was drinking with me, *hiccup*, I don't know what kind of expression she would have."

Dan Yuyue laughed foolishly, her oil-stained hands trying to wrap around Xu Heng's neck.

"Come, kiss... kiss me, baby."

"You're drunk, I'll take you back," Xu Heng pushed her away and said helplessly.

"I'm not going back! You all want to see me make a fool of myself, I'm not going back!"

Dan Yuyue was the type of person who had terrible alcohol tolerance; once drunk, her drunken antics were very intense, drawing frequent attention from many guests around them.

Xu Heng had no choice but to move around half a circle to sit next to her and press her down into her seat.

"Fine, fine, fine, we won't go back. I'll get you a hotel room, you stay outside for one night, and go back tomorrow, okay?"

Dan Yuyue, who had been struggling like a loach while being pressed into her seat, found that it was comfortable to just hold onto Xu Heng and she didn't have to exert effort to sit up, so she squinted her peach-blossom eyes and leaned half her body against Xu Heng.

"Deal!"

Her dialect even slipped out.

Xu Heng couldn't push her away. Watching Dan Yuyue giggling on him, he had no choice but to lift her up, complaining: "Are you a pig? Move a little yourself, you're so heavy."

The drunk Dan Yuyue didn't know anything; she just kept laughing and took the opportunity to rub her delicate body against Xu Heng.

"Crush you, crush you, you stinky man."

It had to be said that Dan Yuyue's figure was truly good. It wasn't as big as Liu Yiyan's, but it wasn't small either, and it was the "easy-birth" type. Xu Heng could feel it with his hands; her pair of long legs possessed both fleshiness and beauty, even and shapely.

Thanks to Liu Yiyan being too vigorous a few days ago, Xu Heng was currently still in a "sage state" and could still hold himself back.