Chapter 89: Sublimation
The treat that Dan Yuyue promised ended up being paid for by Xu Heng.
It was a miracle that Dan Yuyue, who was already incoherent, could even walk two steps.
Many people think girls are easy to carry, but in reality, a drunk girl is not that easy to move; after all, she is over forty kilograms of dead weight.
It took a great deal of effort for Xu Heng to carry her onto a taxi and give the driver his company's address.
A hotel was definitely out of the question; he didn't have his ID card, and it was unlikely that Dan Yuyue would have hers.
Fortunately, there was a small office inside the company that was made specifically for him, which had a sofa bed for resting, so it wouldn't be a problem for Dan Yuyue to make do for the night.
Moreover, his company wasn't far from there; it was only a few kilometers away, and they had barely gotten into the taxi before they were getting out.
The driver, thinking he was with his girlfriend, even enthusiastically asked if he needed any help.
Xu Heng shook his head and declined, carrying Dan Yuyue into the company by himself; on the way, he even set her down by a trash can under the building to let her vomit for a few minutes, otherwise, there was no telling if she would vomit on him later.
Entering the building, he checked the time.
It was past ten o'clock at night, and only a few areas in the entire commercial building were still lit, mostly educational institutions, while the rest was pitch black.
Xu Heng turned on the small hallway light and took out the keys he carried with him to open the office door.
The light that suddenly turned on in the darkness woke Dan Yuyue up a bit; she rubbed her swollen eyes and asked groggily, "Where is this?"
"My company," Xu Heng replied.
"Who are you?"
"I'm your dad."
"I don't have a dad, I'm an orphan."
"Damn, how does such a sad thing sound so comedic coming out of your mouth?" Xu Heng rolled his eyes and tossed Dan Yuyue onto the sofa bed.
"Hehehe." Dan Yuyue smiled with drool at the corner of her mouth, her little face flushed red; it seemed the effects of the alcohol hadn't worn off, and she soon fell asleep again.
After settling Dan Yuyue, Xu Heng could finally breathe a sigh of relief; drinking with someone who had no tolerance and no drinking etiquette was too exhausting.
"You sleep here tonight, call me when you wake up tomorrow morning, and I'll come pick you up."
After saying this, he turned off the small office light, preparing to return to his dormitory.
However, just at this moment, Dan Yuyue on the sofa bed suddenly began to sob in a low voice.
"Dad, don't go, stay and keep Yueyue company."
"No, you just said a moment ago that you were an orphan with no dad."
Xu Heng sighed helplessly, squatted down, and used the light from his phone to illuminate her face, discovering that she was talking in her sleep.
At this moment, Dan Yuyue's eyes were tightly shut, her eyelids were red and swollen, and her pretty face was twisted together, filled with a look of pain.
Xu Heng knew that the more someone lacks something, the more they want it; an orphan like Dan Yuyue lacked the love and care parents give their children from a young age the most.
Therefore, the boyfriend she wanted should be the kind of gentle, considerate, mature, and reliable boy, not a spoiled and impetuous child like Cheng Huaiyu.
Perhaps after they started dating, she discovered Cheng Huaiyu's flaws and wanted to break up with him, but was too embarrassed to speak up because of Cheng Huaiyu's attitude; this cheating incident just helped her make up her mind.
Although there was no light, by the moonlight, Xu Heng could still see Dan Yuyue's appearance clearly.
In terms of looks alone, Dan Yuyue was indeed very striking: almond eyes, a high nose, an oval face, and peach-blossom eyes; even without makeup today, she was incredibly beautiful.
The most crucial thing was that Dan Yuyue's voice was very similar to Miss Yang's, a bit of a "clamping" tone, soft and sweet, forming a contrast with her appearance.
Xu Heng couldn't help but reach out and pinch her soft, tender cheek, but Dan Yuyue seized the opportunity to grab his hand and bit down.
"Damn it!"
By the time Xu Heng reacted and pulled his hand back, there was already a deep tooth mark on the pad of his thumb.
"Big pig's trotter, delicious."
Dan Yuyue smacked her little lips as if she had tasted some delicacy, which made Xu Heng so angry he wanted to slap her on the butt, but not two seconds later.
"Mm~"
"What is it now?" Xu Heng asked helplessly as he saw Dan Yuyue's brows furrow again.
"Pee... I need to pee." Dan Yuyue, in her sleep, clutched her abdomen, her knees rubbing against each other.
It was a normal phenomenon to need to use the bathroom after drinking too much beer.
Xu Heng was shocked upon hearing this: "Damn! Don't pee here!"
But it was clear his words were ineffective on someone who was drunk; the tightly furrowed brows on Dan Yuyue's face had already relaxed.
Uh...
The newly bought sofa bed in the office now had a puddle of yellow stuff on it.
Xu Heng wiped his face, his blood pressure rising quite a bit.
"Dan Yuyue, you're truly something; a twenty-year-old fairy who wets the bed, you're the first one I've ever seen."
A large patch of the sofa bed was wet, and Dan Yuyue's skirt and pants were soaked through.
There was no other way; to prevent her from catching a cold, Xu Heng could only take a blanket and place it between the sofa and her, covering the wet spot.
He had never encountered such a troublesome situation; when he was raising his daughter in his past life, no matter how difficult it was, he had Xu Heng's mother to help out.
But now he was all alone, and under extremely poor conditions, he was taking care of a twenty-year-old child who was one meter sixty-five tall; what kind of situation was this?
It was past ten at night, and the clothing stores had long since closed; it was impossible to buy a change of clothes.
However, there were female employee uniforms in the company; Xu Heng had ordered a dozen extra sets when he had them customized, preparing for the company's future expansion.
But the problem arose again: how was he supposed to change Dan Yuyue's clothes?
Xu Heng tried to wake Dan Yuyue up, but it had no effect; the little girl was sleeping more soundly than a pig.
Leaving it alone was impossible; if he waited for the urine to dry, that area would likely start to reek, and mid-October was the time when the "autumn tiger" heat was prevalent, so it would be easy for her to catch a cold.
Xu Heng thought for a moment, then went to the water station to fetch a basin of hot water and pulled out an unused tie from the employee uniforms to use as a towel.
"Don't say I'm being a hooligan; I'm doing this for your own good."
After saying this, he slowly exhaled and, with practiced movements, unbuttoned the skirt at Dan Yuyue's waist.
The final line of defense has not been broken yet.
This is his roommate's ex-girlfriend, after all!
But then he thought back to the number of times he had sought out foot massage girls in his past life.
Oh, it wasn't pure to begin with, so that's fine then.
Adhering to the principle that if one has no morals, one does not need to follow them.
He changed Dan Yuyue into a new uniform skirt, wrung out her panties a few times, and placed them by the window to air dry.
Once finished, Xu Heng sat on the edge of the sofa with a calm expression, as if his entire being had been sublimated.
End of Chapter
