Chapter 2: Prank? The Serious Consequences of Not Being a Lick Dog

"What the hell is this?"

"Let me be Lin Dazhi's Lick Dog?"

"This can't be some high-tech prank, can it!"

Looking at the translucent screen prompt before her, Bai Weiwei's brain CPU was almost burned out.

She glanced at Lin Dazhi opposite her again, only to see him looking at her with a half-smile, wearing an expression of watching a good show, and she became even more certain in her heart that this was Lin Dazhi's prank!

"Lin Dazhi, are you bored or what? Let me be your Lick Dog? How can your thoughts be so dirty and shameless? No wonder my Zhou Yue wants to divorce you; like you, a shameless, bottom-tier man who achieves nothing all day and only knows how to fantasize in secret, you deserve to be a poor loser bachelor for the rest of your life!"

"Still want me to be your Lick Dog? Finally spoke the disgusting and shameless truth in your heart, haven't you? What, now that you're divorced from Yue'er, your true colors are showing, right? How did you make this disgusting thing? Hurry up and turn it off for me!"

Bai Weiwei was not lightly angered by the prompt before her, and she unleashed a machine-gun-like barrage at Lin Dazhi; her full breasts rose and fell rapidly as a result, looking extremely spectacular, which did attract the gazes of many passing men. It was just that given Bai Weiwei's cold and glamorous aura, most people only dared to take a hurried look before turning their heads away, then walking two steps and pretending to glance back inadvertently.

"This woman is simply a stunner on earth; if she could be my girlfriend for a day, it would be worth it even if I died." The passing men, seeing Bai Weiwei, all began to fantasize in their hearts.

Zhou Yue, standing to the side, saw her best friend Bai Weiwei suddenly get angry at her ex-husband. Although she didn't know what was going on, she stood on her best friend's side at the first opportunity and said to Lin Dazhi with a cold face: "Lin Dazhi, what did you do to Weiwei? I'm warning you, Weiwei is my best friend. If you dare to do anything to wrong her, I will never let you off."

Watching the two women trade barbs and denounce him, Lin Dazhi was neither hurried nor angry, and said happily: "I didn't do anything. In broad daylight like this, what could I do? Besides, Miss Bai usually looks down on a loser like me; even if I wanted to do something to her, she wouldn't agree, right? Alright, the marriage is over, and I have to rush to deliver packages, so I won't delay your celebration. Goodbye!"

After Lin Dazhi finished speaking, he waved at the two women dashingly and turned to walk toward his electric scooter used for delivering packages.

"Could it really be my hallucination?" Watching Lin Dazhi ride away while she felt nothing unusual, Bai Weiwei's expression was somewhat strange.

"Beep, detected that Host Bai Weiwei has verbally belittled and attacked the Male God, deducting 10 points of Lick Dog Value. Current Lick Dog Value is -10 points."

"Warning, warning! When Lick Dog Value is negative, a random punishment event will be generated in the real world. Please, Host, increase your Lick Dog Value as soon as possible. If the Lick Dog Value remains negative in the real world for 72 hours, the Host will be directly erased!"

"Ah~~~"

Seeing the prompt that suddenly appeared before her, Bai Weiwei screamed in fright.

Her cry was no small matter; it immediately startled the people around her, who all turned their heads to look.

"What's wrong, Weiwei? What happened?" Seeing her best friend suddenly lose her composure, Zhou Yue hurriedly gripped her arms with both hands and asked nervously.

"I~~~ I don't know either, it's just~~~ just suddenly~~~ it seems my eyes blurred for a moment."

At this moment, the prompt text before Bai Weiwei had already disappeared. She wanted to tell Zhou Yue about what just happened, but she felt it was too bizarre—even she couldn't believe it. Besides, how could such a thing be said out loud? To say that words suddenly appeared before her eyes, saying she was Lin Dazhi's Lick Dog?

It would be strange if Zhou Yue didn't think she was a lunatic!

"It must be this Lin Dazhi playing tricks! This shameless, dirty, bottom-tier man, I must call him later and give him a good scolding!" Bai Weiwei gritted her teeth and thought angrily.

"Eyes blurred? Could it be that the work pressure has been too high lately and you haven't rested well? I told you long ago not to push yourself so hard. You're already a Gold Medal Salesperson, so excellent and yet still working so hard—how are others supposed to live? What, are you planning to become the bank president?" Zhou Yue joked.

"Become what bank president? I wouldn't dare to have such a dream. What Gold Medal Salesperson, I'm just a high-level wage slave. How could I be as glorious as you, a people's teacher? The work is stable, and there are two long vacations a year. I'm so envious of you." Bai Weiwei came back to her senses, returned to normal, and said with a smile.

"Pretend, keep pretending with me! You don't know how much I envy you. Your monthly income is worth three months of mine. The ones chasing you are either big bosses or rich second generations. Unlike me, a poor teacher, not only do I work hard as a 'child king' every day, but the husband I found is also so disappointing. He doesn't understand what I want at all, and the key is that he's so unmotivated. Sigh, I'm just a miserable person. Let's not talk about it. Weiwei, if you hook up with a rich man in the future, don't forget to help and take care of your poor sister." Zhou Yue sighed and said with a pitiful look.

"Giggle, my dear, don't be so discouraged. Haven't you already dumped that loser bottom-tier man and returned to being single? Based on your looks and temperament, the high-quality men chasing you would have to line up from the East City to the West City. The talk about hooking up with a rich man and helping me should be what I say to you!"

"Weiwei, you really know how to say things to coax people. Sigh, if only Lin Dazhi had one-tenth of your ability, I wouldn't have brought up divorce with him!"

"Hee hee, how am I coaxing you? Everything I said is the truth. Alright, don't think about those unhappy things. I've already booked a private room at the Golden Age KTV and called several sisters to celebrate your singlehood. We must have a great time today and not return until we're drunk!"

"Right, not returning until we're drunk!"

The two best friends, who had been mutually flattering each other for a while, both gained sufficient emotional value from each other's words and walked toward the parking lot arm in arm.

As for that inexplicable prompt from just now, it had long been cast to the back of Bai Weiwei's mind.

Nothing is more important than having a good time!

A burst of cell phone ringtones sounded.

Bai Weiwei took out her latest iPhone 15 Pro Max. Looking at the caller ID, it was her immediate superior, Ma Jingli. She hurriedly gestured to Zhou Yue and walked to the side to answer the phone.

As soon as the call connected, Ma Jingli's stern voice immediately rang out from the other end.

"Bai Weiwei, where are you right now? Why are you not at your workstation during working hours?"

Hearing Ma Jingli's voice on the other end of the phone, Bai Weiwei hurriedly said: "Ma Jingli, I have some private matters this morning, and I asked Zheng Jie for leave."

"Private matters? You've caused such a huge mess, and you're still in the mood to handle private matters? I don't care where you are, return to the bank immediately, right now. If you come late, you don't need to explain to me; just write your resignation letter yourself!"

"Beep beep beep~~~" A busy signal came from the other end of the phone; Ma Jingli had hung up.

"What happened?"

With Ma Jingli's words echoing in her ears, Bai Weiwei's face turned pale.