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Chapter 4: Bai Weiwei Wants to Uninstall the System

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Inside a private room at Chenghai Internet Cafe, Lin Dazhi was controlling Wukong, fighting hard against the Black Bear Spirit.

"Damn it, who designed this boss? It's too freaking perverted!" Watching Wukong's health bar get wiped out for the Nth time on the screen, Lin Dazhi threw his mouse down and cursed.

Just at this moment, his phone rang.

Lin Dazhi glanced at the caller ID; it was Bai Weiwei calling.

"So fast? Looks like she's been put through the wringer by the system," Lin Dazhi said with a chuckle, the annoyance of having his health bar wiped out by the Black Bear Spirit already cast to the back of his mind.

It was just a game, after all; could Lin Dazhi really get angry over it?

Besides, games weren't as fun as people.

Answering the phone, Lin Dazhi said directly, "Come to room 208."

Hanging up, Lin Dazhi picked up the Red Bull on the table, wanting a sip, only to find it was already empty after he picked it up.

Grabbing the mouse, just as he was about to order another bottle, a series of footsteps suddenly sounded outside the room door.

The next second, the door to the room was pushed open, and Bai Weiwei walked in, wrapped in a cloud of fragrance.

"So fragrant, what brand of perfume are you wearing?" Lin Dazhi took a sniff and said with a look of intoxication.

Looking at Bai Weiwei's charming and alluring face, which was currently full of undisguised fury, he deliberately teased her with a laugh: "Yo, why is the great beauty Bai a bit unhappy? Who made you angry?"

Bai Weiwei had been on pins and needles all day because of the loan matter. Seeing Lin Dazhi now and remembering that the bad luck she had encountered was all caused by that inexplicable Lick Dog System, her anger suddenly erupted!

"Lin Dazhi! What is going on with that Lick Dog System? Tell me the truth, did you create it! Why don't you go take a piss and look at your own character? A stinking delivery guy, and you still want me to be a Lick Dog for you? How can your mind be so dirty and disgusting?"

Bai Weiwei crossed her arms over her chest, her two full mounds heaving with rage, trembling along with her rapid breathing. Her full, pouty lips, painted in a 'man-slaying' shade, were very seductive, but unfortunately, every word spat from them at this moment seemed to carry sky-high fury!

"Hahaha, great beauty Bai, don't be angry, don't be angry. I admit this matter is my fault; I bound the system to you without your consent. But I figured this was a win-win situation. I didn't expect you to react so strongly. Don't worry, since you don't like it, I'll just unbind the system for you." Seeing Bai Weiwei get angry, Lin Dazhi wasn't anxious at all; instead, he generously appreciated the charming scenery before him.

"Hmph, so you're saying this disgusting system really was created by you? Not bad, Lin Dazhi, you've grown up. Back when you weren't divorced from Zhou Yue, you only dared to sneak a couple of glances at me. Don't think I don't know about those dirty thoughts in your mind. What's the matter? Now that you're divorced, you feel free and have completely let yourself go? And 'win-win'? I'm really laughing. Come, come, tell me, how is me being a Lick Dog for you a win-win? It's just you satisfying your own perverted and dirty psychology, right! Look at your own taste; you're already this old, and you still come to an internet cafe to play games. Aren't you childish? Tsk tsk tsk, and you're even eating instant noodles, that kind of junk food. Truly, trash people eat trash; it's a perfect match. But if you're going to be trash, have the self-awareness of trash. I beg you, stop daydreaming when you have nothing to do, okay? Look at yourself now, you've fallen into such a state, and you still want me to be your Lick Dog? Lin Dazhi, why don't you just go die!"

Remembering that her entire day of bad luck started because of this Lin Dazhi, Bai Weiwei's anger meter was full. She unleashed a crazy barrage at Lin Dazhi, with all sorts of vicious language pouring out at once.

As for the system notifications ringing frantically, Bai Weiwei no longer cared. Since she had found the culprit, what was she afraid of? Later, she would first make this trashy, disgusting, arrogant man take back that disgusting system, and then she would give him a good beating!

Lin Dazhi listened to Bai Weiwei's frantic insults with a smile. Not only was he not angry, but he also had the expression of someone watching a good show. Only after she finished did Lin Dazhi say unhurriedly: "Great beauty Bai, I wasn't lying when I said it was a win-win. Didn't you read the system instructions? Lick Dog Value can be used to exchange for items in the System Mall. Not to mention anything else, you saw the Beauty Pill among the beginner items, right? Just one pill can repair all skin problems, making your skin as white, tender, and translucent as a baby's. Don't you women all like being beautiful? Are you sure you don't need this?"

"What~~~ Beauty Pill? You're trying to trick a ghost!" Bai Weiwei had been in a fit of rage, but after hearing Lin Dazhi's words, more than half of her anger dissipated.

A woman's pursuit of beauty is endless, especially for a beauty like her; the desire to become more beautiful is even stronger!

"Why would I lie to you? It's clear you didn't study the system properly," Lin Dazhi said with a smile.

Hearing Lin Dazhi's words, although Bai Weiwei was still angry, she couldn't help but think about it.

Sure enough, following her thought, the semi-transparent screen of the System Mall appeared before her eyes. It displayed five or six items, and among them was indeed the Beauty Pill Lin Dazhi had mentioned!

Looking at the usage instructions, it was indeed as Lin Dazhi said: it could make skin smooth and supple, producing the effect of baby skin, and the effect could last for a year.

The price of one Beauty Pill was 100 Lick Dog Value. Bai Weiwei glanced at her current Lick Dog Value: a bright red negative 150, which was quite an eyesore.

"If only it were real~~~ No, why should I be a Lick Dog for this trash? Have I gone crazy?" Bai Weiwei despised herself fiercely in her heart, then forced herself not to think about the Beauty Pill, and said with feigned toughness: "Lin Dazhi, you don't need to play god here. Who knows if that piece of junk is real or fake? Even if it is real, I don't care for it. If you want me to be your Lick Dog, stop having your pipe dreams. I order you, right now, immediately, take back this disgusting, broken system! Also, don't think this matter is over. Do you know how much loss you've caused me because of this broken system? I'm telling you, Lin Dazhi, this is entirely your responsibility, and you must be responsible to the end!" Bai Weiwei said firmly.

"How much loss could it be? Isn't it just a small problem with a loan business?" Lin Dazhi said with a relaxed smile.

"A small problem? You say that so lightly! If this matter isn't handled well, losing my job is the least of it; if things go wrong, I might even face a lawsuit. You call this a small problem?" Bai Weiwei widened her beautiful eyes, her two heavy mounds almost exploding from Lin Dazhi's infuriating attitude!

"It's fine, it's fine, don't worry. I'll take the system back for you, and I'll solve your problem too. Although this system is truly a win-win, I never force anyone. Wait a moment," Lin Dazhi said, picking up the phone on the table and dialing a number.

"Hello? Is this Li Zhanglin? It's me, Lin Dazhi. Yeah, there's a Teller named Bai Weiwei at your bank. The loan business she's been handling recently had a small problem; you handle it. Yes, yes, it's for that company of Zhang Zhigang's. It's fine, I'll go talk to him. Alright, that's it. Go handle it immediately. Don't tell me when you're done; just tell Bai Weiwei directly. By the way, she was wronged in this matter, so give her some compensation and promote her position. Yeah, that's it."

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