Chapter 9: One Hundred Million in Simp Gold Reveals the True Colors of a Gold-Digger

"Detection complete: Lick Dog Bai Weiwei meets the criteria for Simp Gold disbursement. Shall the monthly Simp Gold be issued?"

With a fragrant, beautiful woman in his arms, Lin Dazhi pulled up the system's Simp Gold disbursement interface. Looking at the pop-up window, Lin Dazhi felt somewhat displeased.

How great would it be if he could spend the hundred million himself? Unfortunately, the system rules stated that Simp Gold could only be issued to a Lick Dog on a monthly basis; even if Lin Dazhi withheld it, he couldn't use it himself.

The system's logic was also simple: as a Male God, every detail of his life—clothing, food, housing, and transportation—should be taken care of by a Lick Dog. How could he spend his own money or do things himself? As for spending money on women, that was strictly prohibited. As a qualified Male God, women should only be kneeling to lick him; there was no reason for him to spend money on them.

"Anyway, she has to spend this money on herself, so it's about the same as me spending it." Lin Dazhi comforted himself this way and used his intent to authorize the Simp Gold payment.

The next moment, a text notification popped up on Bai Weiwei's phone: one hundred million in cash, successfully deposited!

Bai Weiwei looked at that text message and felt her mind go blank!

One hundred million, just like that?

Was she now a multi-millionaire too?

Ah~~~~ This feeling is just too good!

"Lin... Lin, pinch me. I... I'm not dreaming, am I? Did you really transfer one hundred million to me?" Bai Weiwei asked with a trembling voice.

Hearing Bai Weiwei's request, Lin Dazhi naturally didn't hold back; he spread his fingers and pinched her hard.

"Ah~~~ It hurts, it hurts, it hurts~~~ Lin, where are you pinching?" Bai Weiwei cried out in pain.

"Where else would I pinch? I'll pinch where there's more meat." Lin Dazhi chuckled wickedly, then changed the subject and warned, "What do you mean 'transferred one hundred million to you'? Don't forget, this is your exclusive Simp Gold. The system evaluates every single transaction. Spend it well and there's a reward; spend it poorly, and you can just wait for the system to mess with you." Lin Dazhi laughed with malicious intent.

"Ah? Then... then what counts as spending it well?" Bai Weiwei was startled and asked hurriedly.

"That, of course, depends on how much it pleases me. The more pleased I am, the more effective your Simp Gold spending is, and the more generous the system rewards will be," Lin Dazhi said leisurely.

"Then tell me, Lin, how should I spend it to please you?" Bai Weiwei simply straddled him, wrapped her arms around his neck, pressed her full lips against his ear, and asked with a breath as fragrant as orchids.

"How to please me? If I have to teach you, it's no fun. It just shows you're an unqualified Lick Dog." Facing Bai Weiwei's teasing, Lin Dazhi remained completely unmoved and curled his lip.

Holding Bai Weiwei's fragrant, soft body in his arms, it was impossible not to have a reaction. However, this green tea bitch had already willingly become his Lick Dog, and Lin Dazhi had plenty of time to slowly develop her, so he didn't appear overly lustful.

The day was still young; no rush, play slowly.

"But I really don't know, what should I do~~~" Bai Weiwei acted spoiled, twisting her body in his arms, which made Lin Dazhi feel a bit fired up.

However, this was an internet cafe; no matter how fired up he was, he couldn't do anything to Bai Weiwei here.

Checking his watch, it was already nearly six in the evening. Lin Dazhi decided to go shopping first and buy himself some things.

Although he only had a few hundred yuan in his WeChat, wasn't there this Lick Dog, Bai Weiwei?

Money or whatever—he figured this stuff would be useless to him from now on. As long as he worked hard to increase the quantity and quality of his Lick Dogs, he would have whatever he wanted.

"If you don't know, then learn. Put in more effort. As long as I'm not annoyed by you, spend as much time as possible with me every day, observe my habits and preferences. Does such a simple thing need me to teach you?" Lin Dazhi straightened Bai Weiwei's body, tapped her delicate, charming face twice, and reminded her with a look of dissatisfaction.

Bai Weiwei, a stunning beauty, had never been treated so lightly by a man. Although Lin Dazhi's two slaps didn't hurt, the precise force and the two "slap-slap" sounds of flesh hitting flesh left a layer of shame in her eyes.

However, thinking of the one hundred million now lying in her account, Bai Weiwei's expression instantly returned to normal.

One hundred million!

Just thinking about it made her whole body tremble!

Lin Dazhi watched Bai Weiwei's reaction and decided to provoke her a bit more.

"By the way, I almost forgot to tell you: Simp Gold is issued monthly. One hundred million is just the base salary. There are bonuses for doing a good job, but if you do a bad job, you get nothing," Lin Dazhi said nonchalantly.

That was the one good thing about the system; although it couldn't give him money directly, it could decide whether to pay the Lick Dog, which was very humane. With this carrot dangling in front of her, was there any fear that this Lick Dog, Bai Weiwei, wouldn't behave?

Sure enough, hearing Lin Dazhi's words, the expression on Bai Weiwei's face lit up instantly. Without a word, she wrapped her arms around Lin Dazhi's neck and showered him with a frenzy of kisses.

"Lin, Daddy Lin, Master, please rest assured, Weiwei will definitely work hard to make you feel comfortable every single second!" Bai Weiwei said incoherently while kissing him.

"Stop, stop, stop, hold on, whoa~~~~"

Lin Dazhi was covered in saliva by Bai Weiwei. He disgustedly reached out to block her face and pushed her away.

A warm, tingling sensation came from his palm; it was Bai Weiwei being mischievous, sticking out her little tongue to lick his palm.

"Bai Weiwei, are you disgusting or what!" Lin Dazhi said while wiping his hand on her cheek.

Bai Weiwei wasn't angry at all; she maintained a sweet smile the whole time, cooperating with Lin Dazhi's movements.

"Let's go, check out, log off!" Having handled the Lick Dog Bai Weiwei, Lin Dazhi was in a great mood and immediately checked out and logged off.

Passing by the internet cafe's cashier, the net cafe attendant, who was buried in his battle against Black Myth, was KO'd by Elder Jinchi once again. Furious, he threw his mouse and cursed, "Fuck!" Just then, he looked up and saw Lin Dazhi in his delivery uniform and Bai Weiwei with her arm linked in his.

The moment he saw Bai Weiwei, the attendant's eyes went wide.

"Fuck, how could a beauty of this level appear here? Fuck, those charming little eyes, fuck, those two big headlights, fuck, this OL uniform..."

Watching this obviously mismatched pair, the attendant felt a thunderous shock inside. He couldn't for the life of him understand how such a high-quality beauty could fall for a delivery guy?

Lin Dazhi looked happily at the attendant's screen and joked, "Buddy, still fighting Elder Jinchi? I've already finished off the Black Bear Spirit."

"Hey, this shitty game is too damn hard to play. Buddy, want a smoke?" the attendant said, standing up to offer a cigarette.

"Thanks!" Lin Dazhi didn't stand on ceremony and took the cigarette, ready to light it. But Bai Weiwei was quick; she grabbed the lighter from the counter and lit it for Lin Dazhi.

This move made the attendant's eyes go wide with envy once again!

What kind of life does this guy have? Such a great beauty actually fawning over him like this!

Thinking about how he had to sneak into the kitchen and turn on the range hood just to smoke at home, the attendant felt incredibly depressed.

"Is the delivery guy look popular now? Should I try changing careers?" Watching the beauty walk out of the internet cafe, clinging to the delivery guy like a little bird, the attendant fell into deep thought.