Chapter 278: The Anal Extraction Qin Ye Yun

Qin Yun sighed helplessly but pulled out two leopard cubs from his chest and pushed them toward the mother leopard.

Upon smelling their mother's scent, the two cubs immediately excitedly ran over.

Seeing this, the mother leopard waited for the cubs to approach, sniffed them, then seized both in her mouth, turned sharply, and vanished with a ripple of motion.

Her departure instantly agitated the three spotted hyenas, but after weighing the massive meat before them, they slowly circled Qin Yun.

Looking at the hyenas, Qin Yun's expression remained calm; netizens didn't think these hyenas posed any threat to him. After all, this guy had once killed seven spotted hyenas in two minutes.

Three hyenas? Even delivering themselves as food wouldn't be this blatant.

But the hyenas didn't know. Though they sensed the heavy bloodstain on this two-legged creature, even traces of lion scent—complex, chaotic—it didn't matter. Fearless spotted hyenas wouldn't abandon a delicacy for such reasons.

"Everyone knows spotted hyenas have a nickname, right?"

Qin Yun produced a dagger in his hand, flicked his neck, and said calmly.

"Who doesn't?"

"The legendary Anal Extraction Master, right?"

"Hahaha."

Qin Yun glanced at the drone's monitor and smiled: "Hyenas target the anus because their front legs are long and hind legs short—they can't jump high or leap onto prey's backs. The rear of prey is mostly vital points, especially around the anus—dense with blood vessels; a bite there causes massive bleeding, faster than biting the neck."

He gestured: "The anus, perineum, inguinal region, and lower abdomen have no thick muscle or hard bone protection—beneath the skin lie the rectum and internal organs. With a spotted hyena's bite force, one snap can rupture organs and instantly disable prey."

"And this method is efficient and low-risk. Hyenas hunt in packs, so over time, it evolved into an ingrained survival instinct."

He patted his own buttocks. "I'm feeling a chill on my ass right now."

Hearing this, netizens in the livestream burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, if these three hyenas knew Qin's record, they'd run straight away."

"They must've been blinded by greed."

"Bad luck to run into Qin, and even worse to stand their ground—run and he couldn't catch them, but why the hell did they choose to fight?"

"Forgot to check the almanac this morning."

"Huhh—!"

The hyenas' low growls carried real menace—like metal scraping, unpleasant to hear.

"Roar!"

Suddenly, one on the left roared and lunged at Qin Yun.

Qin Yun shifted his left foot, sidestepped instantly, effortlessly dodging the attack, while his left hand swept down and struck the hyena's occiput.

*Thud! * The hyena couldn't stop its momentum and slammed face-first into the ground, rolling over once, blood and dust oozing from nose and mouth. It let out a piercing shriek, scrambled up, shook its head, and charged again, snarling.

The hyena on the right seized the chance, opened its foul-smelling maw—teeth still smeared with remnants of the previous blackbuck—and bit toward Qin Yun's arm.

Anyone bitten here would, at minimum, die of bacterial infection.

"Fuck, this stink—makes me wanna puke."

Qin Yun felt nauseated, kicked the left hyena away with his left foot, then raised his right hand and drove the dagger's tip downward with precision onto the hyena's nasal bridge—*crack! *—accompanied by the hyena's agonized scream, Qin Yun stepped forward and slashed its throat.

The hyena crashed heavily to the ground, writhed twice, then fell silent.

At that moment, the hyena behind finally seized its chance, lunging straight for Qin Yun's buttocks, its sharp fangs gleaming coldly—it was clearly about to unleash its signature move.

But Qin Yun had anticipated it—he had eyes in the back of his head—well, technically, he did have eyes behind him. He stepped back two paces, effortlessly evading the lunge, then spun his body and slipped behind the hyena.

"Fuck, wanna poke my ass? Let you see what Qin's got."

Saying this, Qin Yun plunged his dagger deep into the hyena's lower rear.

"Auuuugh—!"

The hyena, having spent its life preying on others, was now preyed upon itself—let out its most piercing scream ever, then *whoosh! *—felt its insides suddenly hollow, staggered forward two steps, and collapsed.

Everyone in the livestream displayed the expression '(￣Д￣;)'.

"Fuck, that's disgusting."

"I'm gonna puke—Qin's move is like the 'Star Shift' technique of the Murong family of Suzhou!"

"What Anal Extraction Master? Compared to Qin, they're just raw eggs."

"Hahaha, yeah, kinda gross."

"From now on, the title 'Anal Extraction Master' belongs to Qin."

"Shit!"

Qin Yun didn't even look at the hyena he'd just killed—he swiftly finished off the last one. Only then did he glance at the comments, but when he saw them flooding with "Anal Extraction Master – Qin," his face turned black.

"Correction—I didn't poke the anus. I performed abdominal evisceration."

Unfortunately, the comment section ignored him.

Qin Yun sighed, shook his head, looked up at the circling vultures, and kept walking.

Soon, he spotted a large pool of blood and gore—only scraps remained; not a trace of the blackbuck was left. The hyenas truly were ambassadors of the "Clean Plate Campaign."

"Woo—ooo—!"

As Qin Yun walked past, a faint but extremely prolonged sound drifted toward him—repeating, endless, echoing.

His expression changed instantly.

"Shit, trouble!"

Without hesitation, Qin Yun bolted, reaching top speed in an instant, sprinting northeast as if his life depended on it.

"What happened?"

"What did Qin hear? I didn't hear anything."

"If even Qin is terrified, it must be something he can't handle."

"Haning!"

Qin Yun held nothing back, sprinting at full power—his explosive speed fully revealed. He ran for nearly ten minutes before finally slowing down.

And as he slowed, a torrent of sweat burst from his entire body, his breathing sounding like a bellows, terrifying in its force.

He jogged another few hundred meters forward, wiped the sweat from his face, his cheeks flushed crimson from the exertion, and only then did his breathing slowly return to normal.

"Qin Ye actually maintained that speed for ten minutes? That's terrifying."

"How fast is that? I feel like he could rival Bolt."

"True speed demon."

"Insane—his endurance could win a five-kilometer race in minutes."

Qin Yun ignored the teasing and turned back, his expression grave: "You probably didn't hear it, but just now there was a series of animal cries—those were hyena packs. From the rhythm and volume, I can estimate there are at least forty of them."

"Based on the sound's intensity and propagation distance, the hyena pack is roughly five kilometers away—and five kilometers is exactly the range at which they can smell me. That's why I left immediately. If that many hyenas surround me, no matter how strong I am, I won't escape."

His expression still bore the shadow of fear; after speaking, he immediately continued walking forward.

"Hyena pack? I didn't hear a thing."

"Forty-plus? Even standing still, it'd take forever to kill them all."

"Terrifying—I can't imagine what it'd look like if Qin Ye were surrounded."

"You'd better run, or else the title 'Anus-Smiting Master' will be taken from you again."

But that ten-minute full-sprint had drained him badly; after walking only a short while, he felt hungry.

"I haven't eaten proper meat in days—I must hunt one, or my strength will dwindle over time."

Qin Yun spoke, studied some tracks on the ground, abandoned his northeast path, and turned southward instead.

After walking about half an hour, he crouched in the grass, his eyes locked on a gazelle not far ahead.

Licking his lips, Qin Yun whispered: "The gazelle is an animal with exceptionally tender, flavorful meat—its texture is succulent, its taste delicious. Even without seasoning, I can marinate it in honey and roast it into a fine dish."