Chapter 278

Qin Yun sighed helplessly but pulled out the two leopard cubs from his chest and pushed them toward the leopard mother.

Upon smelling their mother’s scent, the two cubs immediately excitedly ran over.

Seeing this, the leopard mother waited for the cubs to approach, sniffed them, then seized both in her mouth, turned sharply, and vanished with a ripple of motion.

Her departure instantly agitated the three spotted hyenas, but after weighing the massive meat before them, they slowly circled Qin Yun.

Looking at the hyenas, Qin Yun’s expression remained calm; netizens didn’t think these hyenas posed any real threat. After all, this man had once killed seven spotted hyenas in two minutes.

Three hyenas? This isn’t delivering food—it’s delivering suicide.

But the hyenas didn’t know. Though they sensed the heavy stench of blood on this two-legged creature, even traces of lion scent—complex, chaotic—they were fearless hyenas, and no such oddities would make them abandon a feast.

“Everyone knows hyenas have a nickname, right?”

Qin Yun produced a dagger in his hand, flicked his neck, and said calmly.

“Who doesn’t?”

“The legendary Anal Extraction Master, right?”

“Hahaha.”

Qin Yun glanced at the drone’s monitor and smiled: “Hyenas target the anus because their front legs are long and hind legs short—they can’t jump high or leap onto prey’s backs. The rear of prey is mostly vital zones, especially around the anus, where blood vessels are dense; a bite there causes massive bleeding faster than biting the neck.”

He gestured: “The anus, perineum, inguinal region, and lower abdomen have no thick muscle or bone protection—just the rectum and internal organs beneath the skin. With a hyena’s bite force, one snap can rupture organs and instantly disable prey.”

“And this method is efficient and low-risk. Hyenas hunt in packs, so over time, it evolved into an instinct carved into their bones.”

He patted his own buttocks. “I’m already feeling a chill on my ass.”

Hearing this, netizens in the livestream burst into laughter.

“Hahaha, if these three hyenas knew Qin’s record, they’d run for their lives.”

“They must’ve had pork fat clouding their brains.”

“Bad luck to run into Qin—fine, even if they did, they could’ve just fled and he couldn’t catch them. But why the hell did they decide to attack?”

“Forgot to check the almanac this morning.”

“Huhh—!”

The hyenas’ low growls still carried some menace—like iron scraping, unpleasant to the ear.

“Roar!”

Suddenly, one on the left roared and lunged at Qin Yun.

Qin Yun shifted his left foot, sidestepped instantly, effortlessly dodging the attack, then slapped the hyena’s occiput with his left hand.

*Thud!* The hyena couldn’t stop its momentum and crashed face-first to the ground, rolling over, blood and dust caking its snout. It let out a shrill scream, scrambled up, shook its head, and charged again, baring its teeth.

The hyena on the right seized the chance, opened its foul-smelling maw—teeth still stained with remnants of a previous blackbuck—and bit toward Qin Yun’s arm.

Anyone bitten like this would at best die of bacterial infection.

“Fucking hell, this stink’s gonna make me puke.”

Qin Yun felt nauseated, kicked the left hyena away with his left foot, then raised his right hand and drove the dagger’s tip downward with precision into the hyena’s nasal bridge—*crack!*—followed by the hyena’s agonized shriek. Qin Yun stepped forward and slashed its throat.

The hyena collapsed heavily, writhed twice, then fell still.

At that moment, the hyena behind finally found its opening, lunged violently, aiming straight for Qin Yun’s buttocks—its sharp teeth glinting coldly, clearly ready to unleash its signature move.

But Qin Yun had anticipated it—he had eyes in the back of his head—well, technically, he did have eyes behind him. He stepped back two paces, effortlessly evading the lunge, then spun around and slipped behind the hyena.

“Fucking hell, you wanna stick your hand up my ass? Let you see what Qin’s got.”

He plunged the dagger downward from behind into the hyena’s lower rear.

“Auuuugh—!”

The hyena, which had spent its life doing the sticking, now had its own ass stuck into, let out the sharpest scream of its life, then felt its insides go hollow—*whoosh!*—stumbled forward two steps, and collapsed.

Everyone in the livestream displayed the expression ‘(￣Д￣;)’.

“Fucking disgusting.”

“I’m gonna puke—Qin’s using the Star-Shift Technique? The Murong family’s secret move!”

“What ‘Anal Extraction Master’? Compared to Qin, they’re just raw eggs.”

“Hahaha, yeah, kinda gross.”

“From now on, the title ‘Anal Extraction Master’ belongs to Qin.”

“Shit!”

Qin Yun didn’t even look at the hyena. He walked over and easily finished off the last one. Then he checked the comments—his face turned black when he saw them flooding with “Anal Extraction Master – Qin.”

“Correction: I didn’t stick my hand up the anus—I performed abdominal excision.”

But the comment section ignored him completely.

Qin Yun sighed, shook his head, looked up at the circling vultures, and kept walking.

Soon, he spotted a large pool of blood and gore—only scraps remained; not a trace of the blackbuck was left. The hyenas truly were ambassadors of the “Clean Plate Campaign.”

“Ooo—ooooo!”

As Qin Yun walked past, a faint but extremely long sound echoed—repeating, continuous, unending.

His expression changed instantly.

“Shit, bad!”

Without hesitation, Qin Yun sprinted off, instantly reaching top speed, running full tilt toward the northeast as if his life depended on it.

“What happened?”

“What did Qin hear? I didn’t hear anything.”

“If even Qin is terrified, it must be something he can’t handle.”

“Haning!”

Qin Yun held nothing back, sprinting at full power—his explosive speed fully revealed. He ran nearly ten minutes before slowing down.

The moment he slowed, sweat poured from him in torrents; his breathing became a terrifying bellows.

He jogged another few hundred meters forward, wiped sweat from his face, his cheeks flushed crimson from exertion, and his breathing gradually returned to normal.

“Qin just sprinted at that speed for ten minutes? Unbelievable.”

“How fast is that? I feel like he could match Bolt.”

“True Speed Demon.”

“Insane—his endurance could win a 5K race in minutes.”

Qin Yun ignored the teasing, turned back, and said grimly: “You probably didn’t hear it, but just now, a series of animal cries came—those were spotted hyena calls. From their rhythm and overlap, I estimate at least forty hyenas in that group.”

“Based on volume and distance, they’re about five kilometers away—and five kilometers is exactly how far they can smell me. That’s why I ran immediately. If that many hyenas surround me, even I can’t escape.”

His expression still held residual fear; he finished speaking and kept walking.

“Hyena pack? I heard nothing.”

“Forty-plus? Even standing still, it’d take forever to kill them all.”

“Terrifying—can’t imagine Qin surrounded.”

“Yeah, you gotta run—or else the ‘Anal Extraction Master’ title gets stolen again.”

But that ten-minute sprint had drained him badly. Soon after, he felt hungry.

“I haven’t eaten real meat in days—I must hunt something, or my strength will fade with time.”

Qin Yun muttered, scanned the ground for tracks, abandoned his northeast path, and turned south.

After walking over half an hour, he crouched in the grass, eyes locked on a nearby gazelle.

He licked his lips and whispered: “Gazelle meat is incredibly tender and flavorful. Even without seasoning, just marinate it in honey and roast it—I can make a masterpiece.”