Chapter 249: Pretending to be pure!

Lin Dafa sat down, had the waiter pour a glass of wine, and began to toast everyone one by one, starting from Zhang Ailing, all the way to Town Mayor Wang, drinking until his face was red and his spirits were high.

Zhang Ailing was a bureau-level cadre, and the county magistrate was too. Their ranks were the same, but she was, after all, from Yuyang City, so she was one level higher in name. The officials of various sizes at the scene came one after another to toast her. Except for the heads of the various government departments, she let Zhao De block all the other wine for her.

Lin Dafa drank until his emotions were high and his face was red, and he said with a smile: "Director Zhang, let's play a game at this table, how about it?"

"What game are you playing?" Zhang Ailing became interested, looking at him sideways. Her face was slightly red, and her expression looked a bit alluring.

"How about this, starting from me, Old Lin, we'll take turns. Everyone tells a dirty joke. Whoever can't tell one will be punished with a drink, how about that?"

Zhang Ailing momentarily ignored the two insignificant little people from the Coal Bureau, Zhao De and Zhang Xiaoyan. With a charming smile, she agreed: "Alright, then let's do as Old Lin says. Take turns, whoever can't tell will be punished with a drink."

"Director Zhang is truly straightforward! Worthy of being a heroine among women! Director Zhang, then you go first. You are the biggest official at this table. Start from you, then Deputy Director Wang, then me. Does everyone agree?"

"Alright, Old Lin's proposal is good. I'll join in the fun too." The county magistrate came over swaying with a glass of wine in his hand. Zhao De hurriedly pulled a chair for him to help him sit down.

"Alright, I'll tell one first." Zhang Ailing's face was slightly red, her eyes were wandering, her sexy red lips parted slightly, and she began to tell a dirty joke: "A man woke up early in the morning and found the water was cut off, so he went to the fountain in the park under construction to wash up. Seeing no one around, he simply took a bath. Suddenly, there was a noise of women's voices. In a panic, he had a flash of inspiration, rolled in the mud, tucked a towel and soap under his armpits, and stood in the fountain pretending to be a statue.

The women approached; they were three village women who had come to the city. After seeing him, the three were stunned for a while. The old one said: 'There is a kind of vending machine in the city, I wonder if this is it!' She went over and stuffed a dime into the man's mouth. The man didn't dare to move. The woman remembered to pull it, so she grabbed the 'handle' and pulled hard. The man felt pain, his arm loosened, and the towel fell off. The middle-aged woman saw it, a dime for a towel was a good deal, so she went over and pulled it too, and a piece of soap fell off. The young woman also wanted to buy, so she went over, but this time there was nothing. She was anxious. Everyone else bought something, and it would be embarrassing if she didn't, so she grabbed the man's thing and pulled it... Then she screamed: 'Oh my! I bought a handful of glue!'"

As soon as Zhang Ailing finished speaking, it immediately made everyone burst into laughter. "Director Zhang is truly a veteran of the wine table. Good joke, good joke."

Zhao De laughed while secretly remembering this joke, keeping it for future drinking occasions in case he encountered such a situation and wouldn't have any fresh jokes to tell. He truly looked at Director Zhang with new eyes. It seemed that people who could sit in that position were not simple. If they didn't have something in their stomachs, it wouldn't work, especially being able to calmly and freely handle various unexpected situations. Just like this occasion of proposing to tell dirty jokes, she handled it freely without any tension or embarrassment. An old hand is indeed different.

Wang Anguo sipped his wine, his face ruddy, his behavior high-profile. He smacked his fat lips and said with a smile: "Then I'll tell one for everyone too." The crowd immediately stopped laughing and calmed down to listen to him tell the joke.

"One day, a young lady got on a bus holding a bottle of fresh milk. When the bus arrived at a big station, seeing more and more people, it was so crowded that it was difficult to even breathe... After a while, the fresh milk the lady was holding was actually crushed by the crowd, and the fresh milk stained her stockings. The lady said furiously: 'Annoying!! Stop squeezing! You're squeezing my milk out!'"

The crowd immediately burst into laughter. There were only two women at the wine table, Zhang Ailing and Zhang Xiaoyan, but Zhang Ailing was a woman in her forties and a veteran of the wine table, so she had no shy reaction at all and laughed heartily like a bunch of men. Only Zhang Xiaoyan, a young girl, was made to have flushed cheeks by such vulgar and obscene jokes, and she lowered her face slightly, not daring to look directly at everyone.

Zhao De naturally saw it in his eyes and smiled devilishly: "Comrade Xiaoyan, it will be your turn in a while. Are you ready?"