Chapter 250

"No." Zhang Xiaoyan shook her head gently, glanced at him with a flustered expression, and lowered her face.

Lin Dafa and his son finished speaking quickly, and it was Zhao De's turn. He was Zhang Ailing's person. Zhang Ailing drank some tea, her expression a bit confused, her face ruddy, looking like she was in high spirits. She asked with a smile: "Xiao Zhao, how is it? Can you tell one? Young people have little experience in this area. If you can't tell one, then just drink a glass of wine. Anyway, your drinking capacity is not small."

"I think Xiao Zhao can. He is a shrewd young man. There should be many jokes on the wine table. Xiao Zhao, tell one to make the leaders present happy." Wang Anguo drank until his face was red and he laughed, deliberately making things difficult for him.

Little did he know that Zhao De was naturally smart and born with a humorous gut. Even if he hadn't heard dirty jokes, he would have a flash of inspiration and make one up on the spot. He nodded and bowed and said: "Then I'll tell one. If I tell it badly, I hope the leaders won't laugh at me."

"Xiao Zhao, you're wrong. Only if you tell it well will everyone laugh. If you tell it badly, everyone won't laugh. So, if you make everyone laugh, it means you told it well."

Zhao De laughed and said: "Leaders, then I'll start telling."

"Tell it, everyone is waiting." Wang Anguo urged.

"A little boy was taking a bath with his mother. The little boy saw something on her and asked: 'Mom, Mom, what is this of mine?' His mother said: 'That's a little car.' The little boy saw a tuft of hair on his mother and asked: 'Mom, what is that of yours?' His mother said: 'That's a garage.' The little boy said: 'Then Mom, can I put my little car in your garage?' His mother said: 'No, that's your father's private garage.' At night when sleeping, the little boy was pretending to sleep, watching his father and mother doing it. The little boy watched for a long time, slapped his father's butt hard and said: 'Dad is really bad, parked for a long time and there are still two wheels of the car outside!'"

Zhao De's joke was a bit too yellow, but it just suited the appetite of the people at this table. Everyone laughed after hearing it. Director Zhang looked at Zhao De sideways. That expression and behavior were truly alluring, with flushed pink cheeks and blurred, wandering eyes, which implicitly meant that her heart was moved.

"Leaders, how did I tell it?" Zhao De stood up and asked with a smile while pouring wine for them. Everyone said it was good.

Lin Dafa raised his glass to invite everyone to clink glasses. After drinking, he put down his glass, looked at Zhang Xiaoyan who was hanging her head and not speaking, smiled at everyone, and said: "Xiao Zhang, it's your turn, right? You little girl, what kind of one are you going to tell? Haha."

Zhang Xiaoyan raised her head timidly, her face flushed, her smile looking a bit at a loss, and looked at Wang Anguo, signaling him to save her.

But Wang Anguo, this old lecher, had drunk wine, so how could he think of relieving her from the scene? Instead, he followed everyone's wishes, piled a lecherous, flattering smile on his fat face, and said: "Xiaoyan, just tell one for the leaders present, um... haha... female comrades can't fall behind either, right?"

Zhang Xiaoyan's cheeks were flushed, her eyes were timid, and she smiled awkwardly, simply wishing she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. The leaders at the table were all waiting for her to tell a joke. She was originally a quiet girl who was not good at talking, let alone dirty jokes; she couldn't even tell the simplest joke. She stammered for a long time without saying anything.

Zhao De was proud on the side, smiling and saying: "Comrade Xiaoyan, why haven't you told it yet? The leaders are all waiting."

"Xiao Zhang, why are you blushing? Are you still shy?" Lin Dafa asked with a smile.

Zhang Xiaoyan's beautiful face was as red as a monkey's butt, her expression was extremely awkward, her bright eyes contained a very embarrassed look, and the corners of her mouth moved slightly. She really didn't know what to do.

Zhang Ailing played the role of a good person at this time, standing on the female side to relieve her: "Xiao Zhang is a girl, after all. Maybe she hasn't experienced those things yet, so she can't tell it, right, Xiao Zhang?"

Zhang Xiaoyan cast a grateful look at Director Zhang, pursed her lips, nodded shyly, and knew what to do. She consciously poured a full glass of white wine for her, raised her glass, and said shyly and shamefully: "Leaders, I have disturbed everyone's interest. According to the rules, I will punish myself with a glass." After speaking, she raised her glass, lifted her chin, and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp. It was so spicy that she frowned and pursed her lips, her face even more flushed, as if she were drunk.

Lin Dafa laughed and said: "Xiao Zhang, could it be that you are still a virgin? Why are you so shy?"

These words made Zhang Xiaoyan extremely embarrassed, and she really wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Still a virgin, even the back door has been poked by that old guy Wang Anguo, pretending to be pure! Zhao De looked at her sideways with a strange look, a cold smile rising from the corner of his mouth.

After three rounds of wine, Wang Anguo completely lost his usual kind and serious appearance. Every gesture he made revealed a lecherous look, his triangular eyes half-closed, smiling lecherously at Zhang Xiaoyan.

"How could such a beautiful girl like Xiao Zhang be a virgin? Old Lin, look at what you're saying!" Zhang Ailing didn't mind these topics at all and even joked around with a smile.

"Alright, alright, if we keep talking about this topic, Xiao Zhang will be ashamed to death. Let's continue taking turns." Lin Dafa proposed.

So, the people at the table started from Zhang Ailing again and took several rounds. Zhao De had learned the profound skills of these officials on the wine table. Dozens of jokes were all low-level and vulgar, but none of them overlapped. It seemed that compared to them, he was really a bit green.

After lunch, snow began to fall. Lin Dafa said: "Old Zhang, Old Wang, don't go back to Yuyang City today, right? It's snowing, the road is not easy to walk, wait until tomorrow to go back?"

Zhang Ailing and Wang Anguo drank a lot of wine, and their brains were a bit dizzy. They just wanted to rest. Anyway, the road was relatively far, and it would be dark by the time they went back. Zhang Ailing asked Wang Anguo: "Old Wang, what do you think?"

Wang Anguo smiled and said: "Director Zhang, it's up to you, but just after it snowed, the road might be a bit slippery."

"Then go back tomorrow. But this place, where should we stay?"

"Old Zhang, you don't have to worry about this. I have already booked this villa. The living conditions are no worse than a five-star hotel, and the surrounding scenery is good. Just stay here and have a good rest, soak in a hot spring, and relax."