Chapter 584: You Guys Are Really Hungry!
"Huh?"
"Huh~"
"Huh!"
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"Alright, stop going 'huh'~ You've almost turned those few tones into a song—who would've thought our Sister Tian Tian actually had a knack for arranging music?"
Hearing this, Sister Tian Tian's first reaction wasn't to blush in embarrassment, but for her eyes to light up.
She had always trusted Bai Liang completely. Sure, he wasn't quite at the level of calling a deer a horse yet, but if Bai Liang told her something like a rat-head duck-neck, she'd probably believe it~
So~
Sister Tian Tian: Do I actually have the makings of a musician?
This made her reflect a little on herself—back when she had just debuted, had she taken the wrong path? Maybe she should've learned some music theory and produced her own EP.
What does Zhang Yadong know about album production?!
Gold-medal producer Zhang Yadong:???
Damn it—to this day, both him as the producer and Ning Hao, who had filmed Sister Tian Tian's MV, would still get dug up and ribbed every now and then over that debut EP of hers.
After all, that was the coming-up road of the Flower of Worldly Splendor giving the entertainment circle a little shock!
Fortunately, although Sister Tian Tian had entered fantasy time, she only went a little crazy for a moment.
Because her attention was quickly diverted.
"The production crew arranged for us to stay together, you know. Everyone knows~" Sister Tian Tian said, a little shy.
Bai Liang opened his mouth, then closed it. In the end, he chose to pat this young lady on the head. "You've called me 'hubby' at least twenty-something times today—does that not register with you at all?"
Calling out 'hubby' once—that's just being playful for show effect.
Calling it a few more times—maybe it's a variety-show personality willing to go all out.
Calling it twenty-something times—and everyone will definitely suspect the two of them secretly got their marriage certificate long ago!
Hearing this, Sister Tian Tian scraped together an excuse: "We're… here to promote the new drama, you know. In the drama, the two of us…"
She got halfway through and choked up!
Oh no!
In the drama she hadn't called out 'hubby' even once. She played Si Teng, not Qiao Jingjing or Tong Nian.
After running through a thousand excuses, Sister Tian Tian finally chose to look at Bai Liang with pitiful, hopeful eyes.
Because it wasn't as if there weren't other empty rooms in this house—the production crew had just put the two people's luggage together, that's all.
If the two of them wanted to avoid suspicion, they could do it manually themselves.
But Sister Tian Tian clearly didn't want to avoid suspicion.
When she wasn't calling him 'hubby' she avoided suspicion, and when she did call him 'hubby' she still avoided suspicion—then what was the point of calling him 'hubby' at all?!
That's the logic!
Bai Liang said nothing, just silently walked into the room, then lay down on the bed, giving the mattress a little feel for its bounce. Not bad.
But Sister Tian Tian was like a little thief, looking left and right, acting as if she was afraid someone might be nearby.
Of course, there actually were people next door to the two of them.
Xi Mengyao and He Youjun lived right there—a proper married couple, openly staying together, no problem at all, certified and on the job.
But on Bai Liang's side, it was clearly a typical case of unlicensed driving—if caught, they'd be detained!
But then~
If you're chasing thrills, you might as well see it through to the end.
Although Sister Tian Tian knew that calling him 'hubby' plus openly staying together with Bai Liang on the show was a bit too unrestrained.
But she was happy to!
While finding it thrilling, her only worry in her heart was that Bai Liang might be unwilling.
Turns out the other man had gone into the room even more readily than she had!
"Are there cameras in the room?"
After closing the door, Sister Tian Tian put on the manner of an old hand, checking everywhere.
As if afraid the production crew might play dirty.
She seemed to have completely forgotten that the team had actually come over to check once already.
But Bai Liang didn't remind her either, letting her busy herself over there.
This young lady just loved doing this kind of thing—couldn't sit still for a moment.
Sure enough, after wandering around twice, Sister Tian Tian was very satisfied, and with a "hungry tiger pouncing on prey," she jumped onto the bed.
To put it nicely, it should be called a swallow returning to its nest.
But in reality, with her ninety-jin weight slamming down like that, only Bai Liang's steel-reinforced frame could take it without serious harm.
Swap in someone frailer and it might've gone crack crack crack crack.
After finishing the wine at lunch, it was obviously not possible to immediately proceed with the rest of the recording.
Although the few of them had drunk with some restraint—not enough to get drunk on the show—they still needed to rest for a few hours.
Besides, that meal had already provided quite a lot of material; if you really pieced it together, one meal could fill half an episode.
"I love this feeling!" Sister Tian Tian buried her face in the pillow, tilted her head slightly, and said to Bai Liang with a silly grin.
"What feeling?"
"It's just, ahhh, kinda hard to describe…"
Obviously, Sister Tian Tian's vocabulary was a bit lacking at this moment.
Bai Liang nodded: "I get it~"
"Do you really understand?"
"Kind of like the day I turned eighteen and officially became an adult, taking my ID card and going to an internet cafe to log in openly and legitimately~"
Bai Liang felt he had already described it perfectly, but Sister Tian Tian just looked completely blank.
The youth of boys and girls is obviously quite different~
But it doesn't matter—part of a boy's youth and a girl's youth doesn't overlap that much, but the most important part really needs each other.
When her own lips had been thoroughly tasted, the temperature slowly rising and even starting to spread, Sister Tian Tian couldn't help but ask a soul-searching question: "When you just turned adult, did you actually go to an internet cafe, or did you go to a hotel to book a room?"
"Dummy, you can book a hotel room at sixteen, no need to wait until you're an adult."
"Oh~ Huh?!"
Bai Liang, who was preparing to continue his work, didn't seem to realize he had committed the error of "speaking too much and losing the plot." Only when he looked up and found Sister Tian Tian "glaring" at him did he realize he seemed to have been set up.
Fortunately, he wasn't just any ordinary person either. "Do you need me to help you brush up on some legal knowledge? I'm crystal clear on it~"
As someone who had passed the judicial examination with ease, knowing more about this area was perfectly reasonable!
Sister Tian Tian thought so too, so she immediately cheered up, took the initiative to kiss Bai Liang, and didn't mind the smell of alcohol on him in the slightest.
Bai Liang wasn't lying—he really did remember the legal regulations in this area.
But then again... he also didn't deny that he had booked a hotel room at sixteen.
Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth.
This sentence had always been engraved in his heart, and he had never slackened.
Practicing in advance is also a test.
However, before today's "practice," Bai Liang suddenly thought of one last thing:
"Actually, there's still one small problem with this room."
"What problem?"
"This bed isn't sturdy enough. When I got on it to test it just now, it already made some noise, and the sound was even louder when you jumped on it."
What kind of problem is that?
Sister Tian Tian was puzzled, but the next second, she suddenly understood.
Because, faintly, she seemed to hear the bed creaking and groaning noisily.
End of Chapter
