Chapter 585: Farewell, Youth with Bow Fully Drawn!

"Promoting a new drama?"

"Do you believe it?"

"Would any decent person actually believe this nonsense?"

"Could anyone who believes this nonsense actually be a decent person?"

"I don't believe it either~ This kid must've gotten caught with some handle or dirt on him, and is purely using this as an excuse to vent!"

"Exactly! A few years ago I already felt he was gonna crash and burn hard, just watch, this is only the beginning~"

"To get someone so angry they can't hold it in on a show, what on earth did he do?"

"He didn't knock someone up, did he?"

"Hey~ I think that's a real possibility!"

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Xie Nan listened to her husband and Old Man Qian whispering back and forth over there. Though their voices were very low, they somehow had the flavor of a crosstalk routine, and several dark lines appeared on her face.

No way, is it real or fake?

She was honestly a bit dumbfounded. If Bai Liang really had crashed and pissed off Sister Tian Tian, then her current behavior could indeed be possible, and then Bai Liang, to save face, said something about promoting a new drama. At first hearing it sounded pretty reasonable—had to admit, the guy's brain really works.

But her husband's and the Empress of Crosstalk's sneaky little "performance" made her feel... it seemed more like a show effect~

Otherwise, if something really happened, given the relationship between them, they wouldn't be gloating behind the scenes like this, would they?

Wouldn't they have to help smooth things over? At the very least, they shouldn't act like this on the show~

Xie Nan couldn't hold back and secretly gave Wu Jing a questioning look.

Being an old married couple, of course he knew what she meant.

So Wu Jing winked and made faces at her, then leaned close to her ear: "There's a real possibility of a falling out, but the possibility isn't that big."

"Are you doing crosstalk with me or tongue twisters?"

"Nah, this kid Bai Liang is freakishly weird, let's just watch the show, don't get involved."

"Really?"

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Real and fake, fake and real.

It wasn't Bai Liang's first time doing this role-playing routine with young ladies on variety shows.

Just this year alone, he's done it nearly two or three times.

With Rebar he played Qiao Jingjing and Yu Tu on the show, the two of them set up an alternative "bridal chamber," and even with Nazha he played Tong Nian and Han Shangyan, and even held a wedding on the show.

Using such a label, openly showing affection and getting intimate on variety shows.

Although many people know this is pointless, and know damn well it's just an excuse.

Even if this excuse is the Emperor's New Clothes, they still need something like this as cover.

Fans who don't care about this stuff will never care, and fans who do care will use this reason to fill in the blanks themselves.

It's basically performing for those who "get it."

Only compared to the previous sweet romance dramas, the role of Si Teng really is a bit more "refreshingly unconventional."

And Sister Tian Tian, while feeling great, just kept feeling something was off somehow.

Mm... not sweet enough!

She suddenly suspected that maybe she'd called him "hubby" too many times, so Bai Liang put her into role-playing mode just to keep the two of them from being so intimate anymore... Had she fallen for it?!

The more she thought about it, the more it stung, and then she became even more "Si Teng."

At this point it wasn't acting anymore.

That look of looking at "trash"—if you swapped in someone more perverted, they'd probably be dying to have her step on them with her high heels.

Unfortunately, Sister Tian Tian couldn't maintain that state for too long, after all her real personality was what it was.

After Bai Liang casually helped her scatter some feed and fix up the nest, less than a minute later, a sudden strong force transmitted from her hands.

Although earlier she'd been snarking and cursing at the little fish.

But when a big fish actually bit the hook, Sister Tian Tian instantly broke character, scared out of her wits, screaming while nearly losing her grip on the rod.

The mighty Si Teng, scared by a fish!

Luckily Bai Liang reacted fast, quickly took over, and then just yanked hard—

Farewell, youth with bow fully drawn!

"Wow! Big fish big fish! I'll help you net it~"

When the landing net was in her hands, that familiar feeling made Sister Tian Tian very satisfied.

This was the right way for the two of them to get along.

But looking at the landing net in her hand, she still felt it was a bit small.

Because she still remembered to this day what Bai Liang had said—about taking her to catch a Kyogre!

Also because of this, after Bai Liang caught a white sturgeon on the show "Chinese Restaurant," Sister Tian Tian had been keeping this matter in mind ever since, and had even whined at Bai Liang about it...

Bai Liang: What I freaking said was "If there's a Kyogre, I can catch it too"!

Because of this, Bai Liang still owes classmate Tian Tian a promise to go fishing out at sea~

Of course, just going out to sea to fish would be pretty simple, but Sister Tian Tian insisted that in the future they find a show to go out to sea fishing on.

To put it simply, she not only wanted to catch a fish bigger than the white sturgeon with Bai Liang, she also wanted everyone to know about it.

It's also because the filming location for this season of "Happiness Trio" isn't by the sea, otherwise she would've been yelling about going out to sea to "catch fish."

In a certain sense, Sister Tian Tian also counts as an unusual fishing enthusiast, except she doesn't like fishing herself—she likes fishing with Bai Liang, while she handles the landing net!

So, while Bai Liang was struggling with the big fish that had bitten the hook, Wu Jing eagerly rushed over to take over the landing net, looking worried that Sister Tian Tian couldn't handle it and the fish would get away.

But Sister Tian Tian hugged the landing net tight and wouldn't let go, declaring this job was exclusively hers, and no one could take it away!

When it comes to fishing time, even if Dilireba, Gulnazar, or some Malzahar-type players were all there, Sister Tian Tian would still dare to bite each and every one of them—no one is allowed to touch her landing net!

"Give me twenty." Bai Liang looked at Wu Jing and said.

Wu Jing looked completely puzzled: "What thing?"

"Give me twenty, let you play the fish for two minutes."

"Deal! Wife, transfer the money to him!"

Wu Jing didn't hesitate for a single second—who the hell could resist the thrill of battling a big fish? Even though he wasn't actually a fishing enthusiast.

Xie Nan, who had just crowded over at this moment, hadn't quite heard clearly, and only knew she'd been assigned to help with the transfer, so she hurriedly asked:

"Hubby, how much should I transfer?"

"Twenty!" Wu Jing, who had already taken over the fishing rod, replied without looking back.

Sister Tian Tian, who had been arranged by Bai Liang to be in charge of collecting the money, pulled up her Alipay collection QR code~

A sweet smile of "Thank you, boss" hung on her face.

Although she knew this was just goofing around for the show's effect, she liked this feeling.

Helping Bai Liang collect money—wow!

Doesn't that make her the boss's wife~

After they get married, will he let her handle the money too?

Now is. Fantasy time!

Beep~ Alipay payment received.

After collecting the money, Sister Tian Tian looked down and got quite a shock, hurriedly handing her phone to Bai Liang.

He was also a bit speechless after looking, and asked Xie Nan: "Wait, sis-in-law, what's the meaning of transferring two hundred thousand to me?"

"That's what my hubby said~"

"Is there any possibility that twenty doesn't come with ten thousand?"

"Yuan, right?"

"Yep~"

Hearing this, Xie Nan was also dumbfounded—how on earth could these two have a transaction worth just twenty yuan?