Chapter 586: Going to Buy Sunflower Seeds for Sister Tian Tian, You Big Fool!

He didn't know why, but Bai Liang always felt he was getting more and more experienced at "tricking fools."

In the past, sometimes it was just out of mischief that he'd deliberately tease this kind of "silly miss," but now it had reached the point where he didn't even need to take the initiative—she'd fill in the blanks on her own and imagine she'd been tricked by him.

But to be fair, it still felt pretty cute~

Just look at Sister Tian Tian's behavior last night—it almost made Bai Liang accidentally laugh so hard he choked.

He rarely felt like laughing while working, after all—he already had stimulation from other sources, so it wasn't that easy to make him laugh.

But facing Sister Tian Tian with her serious expression, as if she were doing some main quest, he actually found it quite hard to keep a straight face.

In the past, this young lady always had a foolish and dazed look, most of the time being thoroughly handled, letting him arrange her however he wanted—she belonged to the very passive type of player.

But this time was different. The unusually proactive Sister Tian Tian had her little face all tensed up tight, yet for other reasons was growing more and more flushed.

Of course, the biggest difference was that in the past Sister Tian Tian always exerted her muscles passively, but today, being proactive, her body was stiff as goddamn a zombie.

Her spine was held ramrod straight, as if she were holding her breath and refusing to let it out.

Holding her breath.

Bai Liang: Not good~

So he hurriedly reached out to interfere from the sidelines!

"Hey, what are you doing?"

After that breath was let out, Sister Tian Tian instantly collapsed like a landslide in defeat. The body that had been tensed up like a zombie was now draped over Bai Liang like a noodle, as if she had no bones.

"Your face is all red from holding your breath. I suspect you're going to faint from it later."

She always felt that the reason Bai Liang still refused to let the title "Sister" take permanent residence with her was that in some aspect of their interactions, her performance and fighting strength were indeed somewhat lacking.

Short version: a total pushover.

After finally establishing a brand-new belief today, she'd wanted to take back everything she'd lost before in one fell swoop, but ended up getting interfered with from the sidelines. Unfair—rematch!

"How is that not possible? Have you ever seen a movie called 'The Sharpshooter'?"

"Seems like I saw it a long time ago." Sister Tian Tian said, sounding a bit uncertain.

Wasn't that thing starring Director Han Han and photography-loving Teacher Chen?

"In that movie, Director Han Han liked to hold his breath when shooting, and in the end he couldn't hold it anymore and got shot in the head by someone."

Bai Liang actually didn't remember that clearly either—he hadn't watched the movie either. He'd just happened to see clips of it on Douyin before.

He felt this stuff was about the same as He Chenguang's leftward bullet trajectory—both were pieces of useless weird knowledge, and he didn't even know if they were accurate.

Still, it was more than enough to fool Sister Tian Tian.

Now things were back to the most familiar rhythm.

Although the process was a bit different from what Sister Tian Tian had imagined in her head, the final result still converged on the same destination.

She just liked doing these little silly things that didn't affect the final outcome—he still didn't know what she'd been holding her breath for earlier.

Originally Bai Liang had thought she'd settled down, but the next morning when he woke up, he was met with a pair of bright, sparkling big eyes, not blinking at all, just staring at him.

It had been a long time since Bai Liang had experienced that startled feeling, and the moment he opened his eyes, his body really did jolt!

"No way, Tian Tian, you didn't stay up all night, did you?"

Hearing this, Sister Tian Tian pouted a little unhappily, "You have to call me Sister~"

"Sister, you didn't stay up all night, did you?" Sensing something was off about her state, Bai Liang didn't argue back. He quickly bestowed the "honorific title" on her and repeated the question.

After Sister Tian Tian was satisfied, she did answer his question.

"No, I slept with you. I just had a dream last night."

"A nightmare? Did it wake you up scared?"

"A sweet dream. I woke up laughing, and then I couldn't fall back asleep. I've been watching you for over an hour now! Hehe~"

That dream must have really been beautiful—right after saying this, Sister Tian Tian actually covered her mouth and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

According to the normal flow, Bai Liang should have asked her what she'd dreamed about next.

He didn't ask.

Of course, on purpose.

Sure enough, just as Bai Liang stretched and prepared to go wash up first, Sister Tian Tian couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Aren't you going to ask me what I dreamed about?"

"Normally after dreaming you forget it pretty quickly, so I won't make it hard for you."

"I remember it super clearly. Our baby is especially cute! Feel~"

You could tell that Sister Tian Tian's desire to share was about to overflow right now. She even solemnly placed Bai Liang's hand on her flat little belly that seemed to have not an ounce of extra fat.

Bai Liang paused slightly, "Little belly, little belly?"

"I'm here."

Bai Liang nodded. Good, as long as it's there.

Of course, the first line was spoken by him, and the second line was also his response.

This move successfully made Sister Tian Tian stare down at her own belly for three seconds, her brain not quite catching up, as if she really thought her "little belly" had spoken.

Fortunately, she wasn't truly a fool. After reacting fairly quickly, she looked at Bai Liang with some shy annoyance, glaring with her eyes as if she were very fierce.

Too bad she'd been using this move for years now, and it had never had any effect.

Some "little things," even when angry, only make people feel amused and want to reach out and touch them.

Essentially speaking, this freaking thing isn't much different from teasing a cat.

After Bai Liang gently scratched her chin, she could only toss around on the bed for a while, and then immediately go from cloudy to sunny with a single kiss.

"I think this time it'll definitely take!"

"Why so confident?" Bai Liang asked curiously.

Whether it took or not, he didn't really care—he mainly wanted to discuss the "academics." Where did this confidence come from?

Big Sister Tian Tian's face was full of an expression that said, "Now it's finally my turn!" She planted her little hands on her hips:

"Because my body's really healthy, of course! Have you ever farmed before?"

Bai Liang shook his head — that, he really hadn't tried.

Hearing this, Big Sister Tian Tian's confidence swelled even more, but just to be safe, she asked another question: "Then your body... shouldn't have any problems either, right?"

"Even doctors say I've pulled up the average line of today's widespread sub-health."

"Then that's exactly right!"

"Huh?"