Chapter 56

Bai Ran truly never expected that Shrek Academy, after losing the student Zhu Zhuqing, would actually admit Bai Chenxiang.

In the original story, this Bai Chenxiang is not only Tang San's cousin (the elder sister of Bai He is Tang San's paternal grandmother, so Bai Chenxiang and Tang San share some blood relation), but also the future wife of Ma Hongjun.

But, given the current situation on the Douluo Continent, a lovely young lady and a two-hundred-catty little fatty?

All that can be said is, kid,

Even if one is an adventurer level 60, a development level 70, possessing the national standard Ma Chao of a Naruto player, they still wouldn't believe such love exists, ah, Ghana~......

As for the later Shrek Academy entrance examination, Bai Ran's evaluation of it was pure boredom; with that time, one might as well read light novels.

But, he wasn't in a hurry to return to Tian Dou City.

Because he wanted to see how, when facing Ning Rongrong who had undergone the baptism of the contemporary pope's sayings, one should respond to Flander's provocation; and, with Bai Ran this handsome guy ahead, how should Oscar face the little witch Ning Rongrong?

If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the subsequent explanation.

Now, the exciting story hasn't happened yet; Bai Ran decided to first go home, which happens to be not far from Nottingham City—just a few hours away.

It's perfect to bring Zhu Qing along to shut that old geezer's mouth,

Otherwise he might quietly get engaged to himself and some old friend's daughter later on.

Compared to a girl who knows nothing of her background, Zhu Zhuqing appears relatively normal.

Moreover, many imperial noble ladies look prim and proper, but in private they're simply one more extravagant than the next.

At Dugu Yan's place, Bai Ran was practically stuffed from eating melons (gossiping).

What a certain duke's daughter likes most is a strong, powerful assault-system soul master, colloquially called a 'black-skinned jock'.

That is, the so-called pure campus belle by day; at night, uh... I won't say more, or it'd be impolite.

Or perhaps the eldest daughter of a marquis's family, who can go through over ten boyfriends in a single semester; that three-day love life is simply far richer and more colorful than Bai Ran's entire lifetime experience.

Such a woman, even the ever‑non‑picky Ten Thousand Souls Banner couldn't stomach her—what, another fiancée of this T0 version?

Bai Ran felt it would be better to just start over.

I heard that last time, inside the academy's women's restroom, there had eerily been the sound of a baby crying,

If one really married such a woman, buddy, this life would be totally ruined.

Although Zhu Zhuqing, having been PUA'ed by family members since childhood and subjected to her sister's constant bullying, might exhibit some heaven‑defying behavior,

but at least she isn't just any casual girl.

She doesn't smoke, drink, or go to bars; once she acknowledges a man, she's willing to give him everything.

Of course, this kind of woman has the potential to become a yandere.

Better not provoke her too much, otherwise when she literally digs her heart out for you, you'll be done for.

What? Bai Ran has already provoked her.

Come on, what's my status, what's yours, and you still want a romance? Remember, between master and servant it's not an equal relationship; buddy, I pity you, I'll treat you as a good brother.

But if you push your luck, wanting a sweet, sweet romance like in a female‑oriented novel?

Then, Bai Ran here, I can only let you know what the proper use of a sexy catgirl is.

……

Just as Bai Ran was heading home.

At Shrek Academy, Ma Hongjun, upon first seeing Bai Chenxiang, perhaps because he had just broken up with Cuihua, instantly took a liking to her.

He simply tidied his hair with his hand, then hurried over to greet Bai Chenxiang:

"Hey, junior sister, you're the most beautiful soul master girl I've ever seen."

Ma Hongjun said this while making a gesture he thought was cool—(he thought he looked like Sasuke, but actually he's just a goblin).

Uh, Bai Chenxiang fell silent.

Good family upbringing and decent personal qualities mean Bai Chenxiang rarely feels like swearing at people.

But now, Bai Chenxiang truly can't tolerate it.

"What the hell are you, you don't even piss and look at yourself—old lady, even if I were a lesbian I wouldn't look at you. You're a pretentious man, truly disgusting!"

Ning Rongrong beside them gave a thumbs‑up: "Sisters, nice job, you've got spirit."

This maneuver also caused Oscar, who was about to step up to leave an impression on Ning Rongrong, to halt his steps.

Oscar: "Holy shit, are girls these days all so hot‑tempered? I'd better not go over, or I'll just embarrass myself."

Seeing Bai Chenxiang's attack power, comparable to a yellow card on a forum, Tang San couldn't help but glance at Xiao Wu beside him.

Well, at least Xiao Wu wouldn't curse me like that.

However, as for Bai Chenxiang's barrage, it's unclear whether Ma Hongjun broke through his defense, but his master—Flander, who was on the roof checking the situation—did have his defenses broken.

This disciple just loves to get himself into trouble,

Doesn't he know that classmates should get along harmoniously?

Otherwise, when they later form a seven‑person team to compete, if teammates treat each other like enemies, how could that work?

Seeing Ma Hongjun suffer, as his good buddy Dai Mubai also laughed in a not‑so‑nice way.

To help his buddy regain face, Dai Mubai decided to personally give him a demonstration.

Recalling how yesterday Zhu Zhuqing found him and even brought a male confidant,

Dai Mubai grew angrier the more he thought about it—especially as a legitimate prince of a nation, he actually knelt before a mere brat.

No, Dai Mubai is still excellent; he must properly prove himself.

"Junior sister, do you know what the language of roses is?"

All that could be seen was Dai Mubai in a white suit, a rose clenched in his teeth, walking forward with perfect gentlemanly poise, his eyes full of deep emotion as he gazed at Bai Chenxiang.

If it weren't for the junior sister standing in the wrong spot, Dai Mubai would have had to brace his hand against the wall to pull off the Qin Spring campus's most popular wall‑slam.

"Nutjob! Go see a doctor if you're sick."

Bai Chenxiang chose to keep on scolding.

What is the flower language of roses? Why don't you ask what the flower language of carnations is? (You're asking your m?) 'Junior sister, do you know? Those who pursue me can line up from the academy classroom to the academy gate, and now I'm giving you a chance.'

After being scolded, Dai Mubai also couldn't save face.

He's a master of love affairs, after all—can't he even handle a little girl? That would be too embarrassing.

"Get lost, if you want women go to the brothel, don't bother this grandma."

Bai Chenxiang won't be intimidated by Dai Mubai,

As the wielder of the extreme-speed Sharp-tailed Rain Swallow martial soul.

Not to mention Dai Mubai being a Soul Elder; even if he were a Soul Ancestor, he'd only be fit to eat the exhaust of the Sharp-tailed Rain Swallow.

Moreover, you, a worthless wretch whose body looks drained by alcohol and lust,

Why should I bother with you?

Eating with you, honestly, I'm afraid I'll catch cauliflower.

"Fuck, you little girl, so ungrateful—believe it or not, I'll rape then kill you, then rape and kill again."

Dai Mubai got worked up, recalling the humiliation he suffered yesterday,

At this moment he also started shouting loudly.

"Oh dear, I'm so scared."

"You low-class man, I see you're just a silver spear wax head—looks good but useless."

When he was young, he learned some medical techniques from Grandpa Yang of the Broken Clan, also knowing a bit of inspection, listening, questioning, and palpation; Bai Chenxiang could see at a glance that Dai Mubai's kidney—this kidney—was already depleted beyond repair.

By the way, if in the original plot Dai Mubai hadn't taken the Strange Fur Through-Heaven Chrysanthemum to strengthen his physique, I feel he probably couldn't last even a minute.

……

(End of chapter)