Chapter 150: The Blade Person's Plot Begins!
Life is money!
As soon as these words were spoken!
Holy shit!
This line is awesome!
What a bloody reality!
"Life is money, holy shit, awesome!"
"Awesome!"
"Hiss... the wholesale price is 500, bringing it back domestically the profit can be over 60 times..."
"I'm kinda looking forward to the later plot!"
"Cheng Yong is gonna get rich, holy shit!"
"......"
In the theater, the audience had all kinds of discussions.
Isn't that right?
Buy this medicine for 500 and bring it home, profit multiplies 60 times!!!
And don't even mention it.
The plot reached this point and instantly grabbed the audience's attention.
They were wildly imagining themselves in the scene.
If I were Cheng Yong...
Hiss...
Then they'd definitely strike it rich!
As the plot progressed, Cheng Yong and Lv Shouyi started running around—hospitals, small clinics, dilapidated buildings, crowded slums—they practically covered every corner.
But the result? They didn't sell a single bottle, making the audience anxious as well.
The film critic couldn't help but nod at this point.
This is finally reasonable!
Although in the movie Cheng Yong sells each bottle for only 5000, compared to 37000 it's so cheap.
But who would believe that!
What if there are problems after taking it?
So this part is still quite reasonable.
They really worried that once Cheng Yong brought the medicine back home, he'd sell out instantly, and the later plot would be a life of decadence.
But think about it—maybe another director could pull this off!
But Director Lin would absolutely never do that!
Soon, as a patient, Lv Shouyi.
He suddenly thought of someone—the admin of the patient group.
Thus, Zhang Ziyi made her appearance!
"Damn, is this a patient?"
"No, it's her daughter who's the patient!"
On the big screen, Zhang Ziyi's character, single mother Liu Si Hui, pole‑dances in a bar, her bare legs, her sexy outfit, and....
Cough cough, I went off‑topic.
"Holy shit, is that Zhang Ziyi?"
"Sister Zi Yi is so beautiful!"
"Wow!"
"Director Lin gets me!"
Her appearance instantly caused a stir in the cinema.
At the premiere venue.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Ziyi herself felt nothing special.
What's the big deal?
Such a small scale doesn't bother her at all.
Except for the fans screaming wildly.
Like fellow professionals and these experts, they felt no inner turbulence.
With Liu Si Hui's addition, the orders instantly exploded!
Next came the pastor and Xiao Huang Mao's appearance!
Cheng Yong's team came together!
This Xiao Huang Mao is also a little highlight.
Young and full of vigor, righteous in conduct!
Stealing Cheng Yong's medicine was to help other patients!
Next, a little Easter egg appeared on the big screen.
That was Jiang Wen's character, the landlord, making an entrance!
Now that Cheng Yong is making money selling medicine, naturally he wants to show off in front of people and act like a big shot.
You used to look down on me, but now I'm slapping your face with money—bang bang bang!
Right?
The landlord played by Jiang Wen wore an unwilling expression on his face, but he lowered his head for the money and opened the door for him.
At the same time.
The priest, serving as the team's translator, helped Cheng Yong contact the pharmaceutical factory in India.
Because the medicine brought back sold out quickly, the pharmaceutical factory decided to give him the domestic agency rights!
"The agency rights are yours!"
As the priest's words fell.
The background music in the film swelled at just the right moment, the melody uplifting, as if it had been specially composed for this moment.
As the contract's seal took effect, box after box, truck after truck of counterfeit medicine began to cross borders, sneaking yet firmly embarking on the road back home.
The BGM gradually climbed to its peak, each note pounding the audience's hearts, making their blood boil.
Money, it poured in by the handfuls, banknotes piled into small hills; to count it all they bought several bill counters, the rustling 'shush-shush-shush' of counting cash making them feel incredibly satisfied.
"Cheng Yong really struck it rich!"
"Sheesh, this is way too damn profitable!"
"Holy shit!"
"Just watching it feels awesome!"
"This is a total loser's comeback!"
"I want to see decadent extravagance!!!"
"......"
Fans were pumped up by the film's BGM, looking at the piles of cash, they could almost feel the impact of Cheng Yong's sudden wealth.
His money bag bulged, Cheng Yong's confidence soared; he waved a hand, taking the team to a bar for a company team-building, ready to celebrate properly.
The film's iconic scene appears again!
Because Liu Si Hui used to be a bar employee, a dancer.
Well, the manager urged her to go on stage and dance.
Cheng Yong grabbed her, indicating he wanted the manager to dance in her place!
"Short on cash, right?"
"Can you dance or not!"
"Will you dance or not!"
Cheng Yong directly pulled a stack of RMB from his bag and threw it on the table!
Manager: "You wait for me!"
The audience thought the manager would cause trouble.
Result..
The next second.
That manager on stage twisted his body and pole-danced.
A big man, just looking at it makes your eyes sting.
"Pfft!"
"Haha!"
"This twist is awesome!"
"You really know how to read people!"
"Hahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"No wonder, Director Lin—this twist is 666!"
The audience in the theater all laughed happily.
This sudden frivolity literally wrenched their backs!
Not to mention these fans.
Lao Mouzi, Chen Daoming and the others saw this and couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths.
"Haha, bro, you played this scene's twist too smoothly!"
Jiang Wen laughed and patted Lin Mo on the shoulder.
"Director Lin, you really have to watch your films to get that flavor!" Ge Daye said, Hehe.
He had previously watched The Richest Man in Xihong City.
This scene is remarkably similar to Liu Jiannan's "You really know how to read people" segment.
From the start of the film to now.
Audiences have always regarded I Am Not a Medicine God as a comedy.
Especially the bar team-building segment.
Fans hahaha'd, eagerly anticipating the subsequent plot.
Cheng Yong now has money—what will he do with it? How will he splurge? Will he be like Wang Duoyu?
However.
Those professional film critics, however, frowned.
Something's off, completely, nine-tenths off!
This storyline has two parts.
On Cheng Yong's side is one part; the other is that the genuine medicine company has already begun seeking police help.
Selling fake medicine will land you in jail!
With Lin Mo's professional level as a director, it's impossible to shoot such an illogical plot.
The more they watched afterwards, the more they felt...
This doesn't even connect to a comedy film, huh?
Until another fake medicine vendor, Zhang Changlin, came to his door, his threat also made Cheng Yong start to worry.
Soon after, Zhang Changlin called the police, catching Cheng Yong off guard.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly and had hidden the medicine in advance.
Facing Zhang Changlin's threat.
Cheng Yong made a decision!
He no longer intends to sell medicine!
Rainy night!
Cheng Yong told everyone his idea.
As expected.
This meal also turned into a parting dinner, and everyone went their separate ways.
Seeing this.
The audience didn't know what to do, feeling a bit uneasy, suffocated.
But...
With a god's-eye view, they all thought Cheng Yong did the right thing!
Even if it were them, they would do the same as Cheng Yong!
And the real thrilling plot has only just begun!
End of Chapter
