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Chapter 740: A beautiful girl spitting is also cute

~4 min read 800 words

Soon, the Mushu dragon, as the supernatural element of the show, revealed its role in the movie—a companion.

Or rather, a straight man to the comedy and the comic relief.

Especially when it had scenes with the other mascot, the little cricket, it made the audience laugh non-stop. "I've never pretended to be a man, I'm a bit nervous."

Mulan lingered in the woods outside the military camp, hesitating. "No problem, leave it to me!"

The Mushu dragon fully utilized its role as a "dog-headed strategist," constantly coming up with wild ideas. "Shoulders level, chest out, legs apart, head up, march!"

Mulan, played by Zhao Jinmai, followed the Mushu dragon's instructions, awkwardly lifting her limbs, and then, like someone with polio, walked into the camp with a gait that didn't recognize any relatives.

The recruits, blacksmiths, and logistics staff on both sides looked at her with eyes that said, "Is this guy an idiot?" "Hahaha!"

At this point, the audience in the movie could no longer hold it in and burst into laughter.

Holy crap, this is too funny.

For the next ten minutes, the audience's laughter never stopped.

Watching the male soldiers in the camp shirtless, picking their feet, digging their noses, and scratching their crotches, Zhao Jinmai looked disgusted. "So gross, I don't think I can be a man..."

"You have to get used to it, men are all like this."

The Mushu dragon looked as if it were used to it.

Immediately after, Mulan's three "treasures" in the movie made their official debut.

The one-eyed dwarf Yao, the skinny Ling, and the fat bald Chien-Po from the original work.

Seeing these three actors, the many 2D fans around the world who had been eagerly waiting for the third season of *Naruto* all had their eyes light up.

Holy crap, aren't these Naruto, Sasuke, and Choji?!

Plus Hinata, a damn dream crossover.

"You have to have confidence, learn to act tough like these guys, that's the only way to look like a man!"

"Punch him, men always greet each other like this."

"Kick his butt, men love this the most."

Under the advice of the Mushu dragon, the "dog-headed strategist," Mulan kept coming up with terrible ideas.

Getting into a brawl with her future three best friends, turning the whole camp into a chaotic mess. "Hahaha!"

Da Mimi, Liu Shishi, Da Meiyuan, and others couldn't hold it in either, all of them laughing until they were bent over, but fearing that Xu Feng or the media on site would see them like this, they hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands.

But even so, exaggerated goose-like laughter couldn't stop escaping from between their fingers.

At this moment, the young General Li Shang, played by Xu Feng, made his official entrance.

Recommended and promoted by his father, he was responsible for leading this recruit camp.

"General Li Shang, commander of the best army in all of Han, no! The best army in history." Just as Li Shang, played by Xu Feng, was preparing to show his stuff.

As soon as he stepped out of the tent, he saw the recruits in a chaotic mess.

And the protagonist's commander father was speechless at the sight.

The Prime Minister, played by Old Mr. Jin Shijie, who was serving as the supervisor of the recruit camp, also complained: "Not just ordinary trash."

Li Shang stopped everyone's foolish behavior with a dark face.

Facing their superior, all the recruits pointed their fingers at Mulan in unison, shouting: "It's all his fault!"

Looking at the gloomy superior, Mulan hurriedly climbed up from the ground, subconsciously revealing a delicate, girlish expression: "I'm sorry..."

However, just as she wanted to apologize, Mulan suddenly remembered she was a man now, so she hurriedly coughed twice to adjust her voice, and with a deep, husky voice lowered by three degrees, she gestured wildly and responded: "Ahem! Uh... I mean, sorry, brother!"

As she spoke, she even punched Li Shang in the chest, looking like "we're bros," and showed off her arms that didn't have an ounce of muscle, gesturing with a hand-knife in an extremely exaggerated way: "But you know, men are just like this, you have to play for real when you fight! Wahahaha!" But her appearance, instead, gave people the feeling of a little kitten trying to act tough, looking cute and milky.

It made the female audience in the theater feel their hearts were about to melt.

"Youth is invincible!"

Jay Chou, who had just become a father with his daughter just born, couldn't help but exclaim.

Although he wasn't a professional actor.

He could also see the unique charm that only young girls could display.

If you let those post-85 actresses who were approaching thirty do it, they definitely couldn't act out this feeling.

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