Chapter 741

On the big screen, Li Shang's face darkened further, and he said coldly: "What is your name?"

"Uh, this... I..."

Startled by Li Shang leaning in like that, Mulan was immediately scared back into her cute girl voice, and it took a long while before she reacted.

Reminded by the Mushu dragon, she barely managed to fool him with the name "Hua Ping" and handed over her father's conscription order.

At this moment, the Prime Minister also leaned in, frowned after seeing the conscription order, and said: "How come I don't remember General Hua having such a big son?"

Mulan, who had barely recovered from her nervousness, lowered her voice again, imitating a man's tone: "Uh, my father rarely mentions me... cough~ ptooey!"

As she spoke, Mulan wanted to imitate the way Yao, played by Peng Yuchang, spat casually to show her "manliness."

However, it was clear she had never spat so rudely before; the spit didn't even reach the ground.

Instead, it dripped down from her mouth in a stringy mess.

"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"

Mulan spat several times before finally getting the saliva out completely.

There was still a bit of stringy saliva left at the corner of her mouth, and she smacked her lips to lick the rest back in.

Li Shang and the Prime Minister also showed expressions of "Is this guy an idiot?"

The Prime Minister complained again: "If I had a son like this, I wouldn't want to talk about it either."

The surrounding recruits and the audience in theaters around the world burst into laughter.

It was a damn shame not to release this during the New Year or Spring Festival slot.

It was a perfect family-friendly movie, right?

"Even Sisi couldn't learn this point..."

Hu Ge, an old acquaintance of Xu Feng and Liu Shishi, couldn't help but shake his head secretly.

Originally, he thought Xu Feng was overly favoring Zhao Jinmai.

But now that he saw it, that wasn't entirely the case.

At least when it came to playing the fool and deliberately making herself ugly, Zhao Jinmai really didn't hesitate; she did it as soon as she was asked.

And it wasn't just Liu Shishi; this group of post-85 actresses, including Da Mimi, all had one characteristic.

That was that their idol baggage was too heavy.

If you asked them to act out scenes like spitting on the ground and licking it up, they would definitely try every possible way to avoid it.

In their view, this would ruin their image.

They wanted to be beautiful all the time~ Of course, Zhao Jinmai dared to act like this, besides her "little wife" personality of unconditionally obeying all of Xu Feng's requirements.

There was another important reason, and that was that her beauty and age could support her doing so.

"Don't worry, you're still very cute."

Looking at Zhao Jinmai, who was worried beside him, Xu Feng patted her little head to comfort her.

No matter how obedient she was, a girl would inevitably worry about acting in such scenes.

Hearing Xu Feng say this, Zhao Jinmai felt much more at ease, giggled, and took Xu Feng's arm, resting her little head on his shoulder.

Many young ladies sitting in the back rows secretly gritted their teeth at this sight.

Damn little bitch!

Well, Xu Feng's words weren't actually entirely to comfort Zhao Jinmai; there was also a factual component to it...

A beautiful girl is cute even when she spits and licks it up.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many "dead fat otaku" who want to lick a beautiful girl's feet.

Don't you know that a woman's feet are easier to sweat than a man's?

They also poop, not strawberry cake, okay?

The movie continued, Li Shang didn't pursue Mulan's—or rather, Hua Ping's—responsibility any further.

"Sigh, you are..."

For a time, the entire recruit camp glared at Mulan with indignant eyes.

Clearly, her days ahead would be very difficult.

Training officially began.

When Xu Feng took off his shirt, revealing his muscular physique with eight-pack abs, countless female audience members secretly swallowed their saliva.

No wonder that slut Gao Yuanyuan had said more than once that Xu Feng had a good body.

The male compatriots couldn't help but show envy in their eyes.

No wonder he kept unclear relationships with so many women.

A person's body is their capital.

Jay Chou looked down at his belly, which seemed to have gotten bigger, and began to struggle with whether he should train too.

But this thought was immediately thrown to the back of his mind.

Damn, he only had one wife anyway, feeding one was enough.

Why train muscles? Life should be about enjoying the moment.

Immediately, everyone's attention shifted from Xu Feng's muscles back to the plot.

"Let's fight together, make the Xiongnu despair! Why are these soldiers like girls, you are clumsy, lazy, and coy, I will change your future, you must become a man, don't give up!"

Under the song *A Man* sung by Brother Cheng, the recruits began to train.

It was completely different from the "Phoenix Overlord" plot of Liu Shishi's version of *Mulan*, where because of the "Qi" setting, she killed everyone from the start.

Mulan, in her female form, was physically inferior to men, and coupled with the mess she made on the first day of reporting to the new army, her colleagues didn't like her either.

Especially the duo played by Peng Yuchang and Wu Lei, who would trip Mulan up whenever they had nothing to do.

But as time passed and the war approached.

Li Shang's training became increasingly heavy, and her colleagues no longer had the heart to mess with her.

Mulan also found it increasingly difficult to keep up with the men's training pace.

During a weighted long-distance run, she really couldn't hold on, stumbled, and fell on the mountain road, being left far behind the main force.

Seeing this, Li Shang looked disappointed and even disgusted; he lifted her weights onto his own shoulders and turned to walk away.

Mulan looked at the backs of Li Shang and the main force moving away, gritting her teeth, her heart full of regret for her own cowardice and being a burden. "The battlefield is too cruel, blood and slaughter, if you are afraid, step onto the return journey..."

Brother Cheng's background song continued to echo, perfectly combining with the plot.

That night, Li Shang, who was extremely disappointed in Mulan, gave her the warhorse she had brought from home.

Coupled with the lyrics, the audience knew this was telling her to pack up and get lost.

Seeing this, the audience felt a mix of emotions. "My god, this is too realistic..."

"It is, the physical fitness of women and men really isn't on the same level."

"That version of Liu Shishi is simply a Phoenix Overlord, even men aren't as good as her."

"Nonsense, she has Qi, uh, although I don't know what the hell Qi is..."

"I hope Xu Feng doesn't add those messy, superfluous things, but how will Mulan make up for the physical gap between herself and men? If she learns from the previous version and blatantly cheats, it would be too low."

For a time, the expectations of countless audience members were maxed out.

PS: Forgot the picture in the last chapter.