Chapter 507
"Get out, get out, get out."
"Now you know to call me Uncle?"
"Don't force me to slap you when you're at your happiest."
Although Han Han Sanping was cursing, he greatly admired Lin Yu's style of doing things.
The film industry is no different from business,
and Han Han Sanping also liked to talk business in business.
And Lin Yu was clearly even more ruthless than he was.
Someone this shameless would definitely succeed!
"Hahaha, I can already imagine that scene at the wedding."
"Brother Yu, were you from the Sichuan Panda Base in your past life? You've taken all the bamboo shoots from the entire mountain; that's too savage!"
"Wang Mian holding up the sign, funniness level: 10%!"
"Kicking Wang Mian over, funniness level: 100%!"
"Taking this video to play at the wedding, funniness level: 100,000%!"
"Wang Mian: Didn't I just date three times? How did this make it look like I've been married three times?"
"What? Does Wang Mian already have three children?"
"What? Has Wang Mian already aborted three children?"
"Hahahahahaha"
"..."
In the current situation, they had already gotten two questions wrong.
They had only answered one question correctly.
The entire Five Ha group took a step back.
They were only four steps away from the sea.
They could even clearly feel the sand at their feet starting to become a bit damp.
The waves were constantly hitting the shore.
A cold wind blew, making everyone shiver.
"We can't step back any further."
"It's over, it's over."
"It's too close!"
"Director, it seems like the tide is coming in."
It had rained all night yesterday.
So the sea breeze at dusk was very piercing.
It froze Lu Han so much that his upper and lower teeth were chattering.
He was pulling his short sleeves, almost stretching them into long sleeves.
Deng Chao and General Fan were also stomping their feet from the cold.
Everyone's face was filled with refusal to jump into the sea.
"Uncle, you go up."
"Alright, let's have some tacit understanding this time."
Uncle grunted.
He walked quickly to the chair in front and sat down with his back to it.
"Is everyone ready?"
"Tacit understanding test, round six."
"Question four."
"Uncle, what do you do after getting drunk?"
After hearing this question,
Uncle, who had been looking down at the whiteboard, suddenly raised his head with a look of astonishment.
At least Wang Mian's was a relatively romantic dating question.
How did it become so low-class when it got to him?
And the Five Ha group behind him also started a heated discussion.
"Is Uncle's drinking behavior good?"
"His alcohol tolerance is quite good, but his drinking behavior isn't very good."
Wang Mian carefully recalled the scene from their last private gathering.
"Uh..."
"He wouldn't take off his pants and pee anywhere in public, would he?"
Lin Yu asked seriously.
"Not to that extent, usually he just kicks street trash cans and punches gym equipment in the park when he's drunk."
"That's quite a talent for sports then!"
"..."
Listening to the Five Ha group's discussion behind him,
even if he didn't know what everyone was talking about,
Uncle still felt his ears burning.
It felt as uncomfortable as being poked in the spine behind his back.
"Brother Chao, Lu Han, you drink a lot with Uncle, describe it, is there any iconic action?"
"I'll go first."
Deng Chao spoke first: "Last time I drank with Uncle, after he finished, he just collapsed."
"First he vomited pig kidneys into a plastic bag, then he vomited lamb kidneys into a trash can, and finally he hugged the toilet and vomited donkey kidneys."
"Alright, brother, no need to describe it so vividly."
Lin Yu interrupted him.
He felt that through this description,
everyone could almost smell that fishy stench.
"How old is Uncle, is he already that weak?"
"Hahaha"
"Let me say, when I drank with Uncle before, after he finished, he started running."
"Running? Naked running?"
Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, curious.
What kind of monsters and ghosts are these, they are truly bizarre.
"Not naked running, just simply running."
"Perhaps it's a hobby?"
Lu Han felt this answer was a bit absurd, but it was the truth.
Fan Fan Zhiyi and Wang Mian also echoed from the side, indicating that Uncle indeed had this habit.
"What kind of logic is this?"
"Is it a habit of running away without paying?"
Lin Yu curled his lips.
Although he didn't understand, he expressed understanding.
"Running away without paying!?"
"Hahahahaha"
After hearing this, the Five Ha group immediately laughed until they were leaning back and forth.
"Maybe, after all, he's a rapper, poor and low-quality, so he has to run fast when he eats and runs."
"How about we combine them?"
"How about running while vomiting?"
Lin Yu's answer immediately received the approval of the Five Ha group.
Although the image of this answer was a bit funny,
at least it covered both situations.
The winning rate could be higher. 883
"Please state your answer."
"Three, two, one."
"Running while vomiting."
"Vomiting while running."
Uncle held up the sign at the same time in front.
There was only one word on it: Run!
"Running while vomiting?"
"What, do you think I'm a bubble machine!"
After hearing this answer, Uncle almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Too dirty!
This answer is a bit too dirty!
"Hahaha, at least this question was guessed correctly."
"This question is actually a bit of a giveaway; every time I drink, the imagery is quite full."
Uncle ran back and celebrated with the Five Ha group.
The current score is 2:2.
Every subsequent question is crucial.
"Come on, brothers, I'm going."
Lu Han ran with small steps and sat back on the beach chair.
"Tacit understanding test, round six."
"Question five, from one to ten, what score would Lu Han give to the movie 'Shanghai Fortress'?"
Lu Han: ??? (You motherf...)
Five Ha group: ??? (Awesome, is this using an ultimate move to his face!)
End of Chapter
