Chapter 508
"Holy crap! How does the production team dare to do this? I've seen people talk bad behind others' backs, but this is the first time I've seen face-to-face mockery."
"To be honest, this is the only movie I've fallen asleep watching in the cinema."
"I watched for fifteen minutes and left directly."
"I watched the whole thing, it was suffocating! I really hoped the aliens would win at the time."
"Haven't seen it, is 'Shanghai Fortress' really that bad?"
"Let me tell you, after this film came out, there weren't even pirated versions online; the pirates couldn't even last half an hour stealing recordings in the cinema."
"Hahaha, is it that outrageous!?"
"I know this film; when 'Shanghai Fortress' first came out, it was once considered a bad film. After the passage of time, its reputation reversed, and now it's considered a classic textbook-level bad film."
"My goodness! I'm going to die laughing in the bullet comments section."
"Bullshit! How can you say that about my brother? This film was actually shot quite well; the actors' acting was solid. Although it was dubbed, the lip-syncing was very good in many places. The most eye-catching thing was the special effects, which were quite shocking. I highly recommend everyone to watch it. After all, I can't be the only one to spend this wasted money."
"Hahahahaha, what to do? I feel like Lu Han is about to break after hearing this question."
"I feel embarrassed for Lu Han; how can he score this? It's a hell for socially anxious people!"
"..."
Lu Han bit his lower lip tightly after hearing this question; this joke was going a bit too far.
It was because of this movie that he completely lost his confidence as an actor.
A large part of the reason he took the Five Ha variety show back then was because of the Waterloo of this movie, and he was criticized for consuming his fans.
"..."
How to score?
Lu Han really wanted to give himself a 0!
But after all, this wasn't a film he directed or produced. If he said that, no one would look for him to act in movies or dramas in the future.
The Five Ha group behind him was equally distressed.
Everyone was laughing and joking before.
But after hearing this question, they couldn't laugh anymore.
This was one of the few pieces of black history Lu Han had.
Giving a high score would be a bit mocking!
Giving a low score would make them feel bad for Lu Han!
"Uh... how to score this?"
As Lu Han's good brother, Wang Mian
had heard Lu Han mention this film many times in private.
Actually, you couldn't blame Lu Han for this film.
As one of the few domestic science fiction masterpieces, there was no precedent, and there was no shocking script like "The Three-Body Problem" to support it.
Lu Han was still a singer when he returned to China at the time. Although he had top-tier popularity, he had no accumulation or precipitation in acting.
Unlike Zhang Zhang Yixing, who had countless master teachers leading him.
He could have room for improvement step by step from small roles.
Facing the screen and acting as the protagonist of a science fiction film without any real objects, and having to face a first-line actress like Shu Qi, it would be a miracle if he could act well!
This was completely a setup by the agency.
Lu Han also regretted it very much and terminated his contract with the previous agency shortly after the film was released.
But this dark history always accompanied him.
"Give it five points!"
Deng Chao said seriously for once.
As a Best Actor, Deng Chao knew Lu Han's plight well.
Being an artist is about picking bones in an egg.
If your acting is good but not outstanding, you will be scolded to pieces, let alone the reputation of bad acting.
"The main thing is we have to guess what Lu Han chose?"
Uncle Baoshi bit his lip and reminded them.
"Our five points might be relatively fair, but Lu Han might not be able to give this score."
It's too difficult!
As a Shanghainese, Fan Fan Zhiyi had heard many jokes about Lu Han before, and some even said Lu Han smeared Shanghai's name.
It shouldn't be called "Shanghai Fortress," it should be called "Beijing Fortress" and other such sarcastic remarks.
"Lu Han, score according to the public's rating."
"No need to struggle with yourself!"
Lin Yu cupped his hands into a megaphone and shouted.
"???"
"I got it!"
Lu Han was still struggling, but after hearing Lin Yu's words, he suddenly became enlightened.
That's right! Brother Yu is right, the past is the past.
This score shouldn't be judged by himself, but by the audience to be fair.
"Please state your answer!"
"3"
"2"
"1"
Lu Han showed his small whiteboard openly.
"2.9 points!"
And behind him, Lin Yu also shouted the same score.
"Uh... they are actually the same!"
"Why?"
The Five Ha group scratched their heads, completely confused.
Why does it feel like Lin Yu and Lu Han have more tacit understanding than everyone else!?
"This is the Douban rating of 'Shanghai Fortress'."
"Although it's very low and I'm sorry to my fans, I will learn my lesson, and I definitely won't step onto the big screen until I've polished my acting skills."
Lu Han's words were very sincere.
These words seemed to be said to Lin Yu, and also to the Five Ha group and the production team.
But Lu Han and Lin Yu knew tacitly that these words were actually for the audience and fans in the live broadcast room.
"Actually, what Lu Han said is quite sincere; Lu Han has rarely appeared in movies or dramas in recent years."
"Nonsense, with this level of acting, what director would look for him?"
"Hehe! Brother, you are so naive! Lu Ye grew up in a Beijing courtyard, would he lack resources? Take that Hong Kong circle crown prince Xiang Zuo, he can constantly take roles, do you think the Lu family has no resources?"
"That's right! For those artists who just want to make money, Lu Han, who has a solid background, is willing to settle down, which is already a breath of fresh air."
"Acting skills can be polished if they are not good, but if a person gets carried away, there is no saving them."
"This Five Ha group is too useless; after all this time, they don't have the tacit understanding that the newcomer Lin Yu has."
"..."
The score on the field reached 3:2.
The Five Ha group had already won a small part of the journey.
If they win three more games,
they can make the director team jump into the sea collectively.
The few people in the Five Ha group also started whispering.
"It's a bit too much! The questions are becoming more and more bottomless, and they've started talking about black history."
"Yeah! It seems the director team really doesn't want to jump into the sea and is playing for real."
"I think we should let people with less black history go up to answer questions next."
"With what you said, who in the entertainment industry has less black history?"
Talking about this topic, everyone was a bit speechless.
They really didn't know how low the production team's bottom line was.
Everyone had unspeakable black history.
Instead, they were all a bit cowardly and didn't dare to step forward.
"How about letting Brother Yu go up?"
Wang Mian rolled his eyes.
"Mianzi, are you brainless?"
"Brother Yu goes up, and you help everyone guess the answer?"
"No wonder you were abandoned three times; you deserve it with this brain of yours."
Lu Han retorted angrily.
"It's okay, I can go up too."
Lin Yu thought about the configuration of the Five Ha group.
Brother Fan is old.
His thoughts are very different from young people's.
Wang Mian is from a non-celebrity background and is not very familiar.
Lu Han is very likely to be involved in some group events that cannot be broadcast.
Uncle doesn't even need to be mentioned; he's in the rap circle, and it's already as dirty as it can get. Brother Chao is not even in the scope of consideration.
With Brother Chao's brain circuit, even if it were cured, he would still be drooling!
It's better to go up and answer himself.
He can also give some hints to the Five Ha group.
"Starting from my round, everyone should judge according to 'small, weak, soft, and beautiful,' don't judge subjectively."
"Okay."
The Five Ha group was united and responded in unison in a low voice.
"The current score is 3:2."
"Who will answer the sixth question?"
The production team was a bit nervous at this moment.
Especially the director team, after being guessed correctly by Lin Yu for three questions, their expressions were a bit restrained.
This cold seawater is no joke.
At this moment,
the logistics staff put out yellow life jackets and swimming rings, making the atmosphere at the scene even more stagnant and cold.
"I'll come."
Lin Yu stepped forward slowly and said leisurely.
This made the entire director team breathe a sigh of relief.
If Lin Yu wasn't guessing the questions, with the Five Ha group's IQ, failure would only be a matter of time.
Lin Yu sat back on the beach chair generously.
"Tacit understanding test, round six."
"Question six, how many ex-girlfriends does Lin Yu have?"
Same question, different answerer.
But it caused bursts of cheers at the scene.
Hundreds of audience fans surrounded outside the bathing beach clapped and shouted.
The outside world's description of Lin Yu's emotional history was very shallow.
Many media outlets knew the sky-high relationship behind Lin Yu and didn't dare to report it extensively.
Although the paparazzi knew that Lin Yu had a close relationship with Yang Mi, Liu Liu Yifei, and Liu Liu Shishi, they hadn't spread a single scandal.
So this also made many gossipers very curious about Lin Yu's emotional history.
If it were announced on this show, it would definitely make tomorrow's front-page headlines.
Maybe as a bystander in the background, they could even be on TV and witness this historical moment with their own eyes.
So as soon as they heard this question, the gossipers were all excited and howling.
"Is this question convenient to ask?"
The production team might not care about Wang Mian's feelings.
But Lin Yu is different; as a top-tier male artist in the entertainment industry today,
this question is undoubtedly a deep-water bomb.
One could even imagine
the explosive level of the hot search topic list after the answer is revealed.
So the Five Ha group's director team was also relatively cautious and let the staff ask in advance.
For fear of causing Lin Yu's resistance and dissatisfaction.
"It's convenient to ask."
The staff member, who was originally biting the bullet, was visibly stunned after hearing Lin Yu's hearty answer.
Then he ran back with a beaming smile and made an OK gesture.
"Okay, Lin Yu and the Five Ha group, you have 30 seconds to consider."
The director team didn't expect Lin Yu to write down the names of his exes, but as long as he said the number of ex-girlfriends, it would be enough to detonate the entertainment industry today.
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