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Chapter 95: Family, who understands! Met a pervert on Running Man today! (Please subscribe)

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"There are four aunties on the trolley."

"They have prepared traditional Lin Chaoxian folk songs for everyone."

"After you get on the bus, there are two ways to greet the aunties."

"One is a normal wave and greeting."

"Hi! Hello, aunties."

The production staff smiled and demonstrated, a simple, generous, and polite way of greeting.

"The other is an enthusiastic greeting."

"Alright, let me demonstrate for everyone."

After saying this, the staff member couldn't help but laugh.

Sigh! If it weren't for the money, he wouldn't want to take on this shameful job at all!

"This is so funny! He can't even hold it in himself."

"Hahaha! Do you have a script to follow!"

Bai Lu and Zhou Shen were also curious, wondering what could be considered an "enthusiastic" greeting.

And the next scene truly shocked everyone; it was quite unexpected.

"Hi! Yo, aunties!"

"I-ci-a-pu!"

"The weather is nice today, are you in a good mood?"

"Love you all!"

The staff member in the green hat first did a wave of enthusiastic rapping, then pretentiously raised his fists to beat his chest, followed by a single-arm chicken-wing flap, then a double-handed gun gesture, and a heart-shaped wink!

This whole set could be used to fry a month’s worth of dishes because it was just too greasy!

The whole scene was stunned; everyone couldn't believe their eyes.

With this level of dance moves, it really looked like something choreographed by the "New Rap" next door—completely brainless and self-indulgent!

"Hahahahahaha!"

This awkward scene performed by the staff member left the Running Man brothers laughing and crying, their toes curling so hard they could dig out a three-bedroom apartment!

Every face was written with two words: refusal.

"Eh! This looks so familiar!"

"Doesn't this have the same effect as the song 'I Am Kunka' I sang for Song Yuqi earlier?"

Lin Yu touched his chin and looked at the ashamed staff member with great appreciation.

It had the flavor of a hero cherishing another hero.

"Goose goose goose goose"

"I said it felt familiar, these dance moves were probably copied from Lin Yu!"

"You could play 'Kunka' right now and it wouldn't even be out of place!"

Bai Lu also recalled the moment she first met Lin Yu—that unprecedented dance foundation could start its own sect!

It was basically limb spasms and post-operative rehabilitation!

"Is your face cramping?"

Li Chen looked at the staff member’s demonstration with a blank, suspicious expression.

It was disjointed!

This set of moves made Li Chen doubt his life!

Is this good-looking? It’s not good-looking at all! **CHAPTER 213**

"Brother Chen, that’s called a wink!"

Cheng Xiao blinked, looking playful and cute.

"Aunties! How are you... today?"

"Ah! I can't even remember the words, it’s too hard."

Yang Ying wore a mournful face and sighed deeply.

"There’s also a 'wo-ca'."

Sha Yi suddenly remembered that line.

He said it with a determined, glowing gaze.

"???"

Hearing this, everyone froze. Did the staff member curse just now?

Why didn't anyone have any impression of that!

"Aiyou."

"Old Sha, that was 'I-ci-a-pu!', not 'wo-ca'. It’s a way of greeting."

Zheng Kai laughed and hurriedly helped explain.

As the "Little Prince of Nightclubs," he was naturally no stranger to this way of greeting. For a time, Zheng Kai even hung out with foreign women every day, indulging in pleasure and debauchery!

"It’s a good thing Brother Sha didn't say, 'The weather is nice today, I finished f***ing the aunties, I’m in a good mood.'"

Lin Yu patted his chest in lingering fear and muttered.

"......."

Hearing this, Bai Lu almost sprayed her laughter out, her face turning bright red.

Others turned their backs and secretly giggled.

Lin Yu, he really knows how to permute and combine!

If this had been said thirty years ago, he would have been executed on the spot!

Lin Yu’s voice wasn't loud, but it was instantly caught by Sha Yi.

"Get lost! Don't I know it now?"

"It was mainly a pronunciation issue, I know it now."

"I-cao-a-po!"

"The weather is nice today, are you in a good mood?"

Sha Yi imitated it with great flair.

"......"

PD Yao: ???

Everyone: ???

What is he doing?

Not f***ing the aunties anymore, now he’s f***ing the grandmas?

Did Teacher Sha Yi take some bone-strengthening powder before coming to the show?

Can someone go up and correct Sha Yi’s English pronunciation! It’s really too unbearable to listen to!

He’s going to get this livestream banned in a minute!

"I-cao-a-po!"

"I-cao-a-po!"

Sha Yi was still practicing tirelessly, and the people around him were giggling.

Why is he getting so into it? It sounds like he won't stop until he’s f***ed the grandma.

"Brother Sha! Stop f***ing the grandma, I beg you, let’s just put our underwear back on!"

"It’s 'I-ci-a-pu'."

Lin Yu couldn't listen anymore, sighed helplessly, and hurriedly gave an online tutorial.

"Hahahahaha!"

Cheng Xiao’s eyes curved, and she laughed until she doubled over.

The others couldn't hold it in either. Lin Yu and Brother Sha are just too funny!

How did this manage to have a dream crossover with the striped underwear from the previous segment!

"Brother Sha! I declare that if you choose this way of greeting, you don't have to say that sentence."

PD Yao patted his forehead and gave Sha Yi a backdoor pass.

He couldn't let Sha Yi continue.

The livestream was also having a blast.

"Hahahahaha! Brother Sha couldn't hold it in anymore! His true nature is exposed, he just likes f***ing aunties and grandmas, he plays the age gap game."

"Trolley Auntie: Wuwuwu! I’m not playing anymore, I want to get off!"

"Trolley Auntie: Family, who understands! Met a pervert on Running Man today!"

"Sha Yi: Since you won't let me buy toilet paper, then I’m sorry, the main theme is just 'f***ing'."

"Too funny, the imagery is maxed out, I can already imagine the aunties shivering in the trolley."

"Bai Yutang, the Thief Saint of Seven Heroes Town, greets you ladies! Hehehehe!"

"......."

Now the trolley is parked outside the mall.

Next, you will carry out today’s third selection task! **CHAPTER 214**

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