Chapter 96: Everyone has eight hundred heart-eyes! (Please subscribe)
"Now the trolley is parked outside the mall, next you will carry out today’s third selection task."
After PD Yao finished speaking, everyone took the elevator from the fifth-floor task point back to the stairs on the first floor.
"Lin Yu, you really are a pitfall!"
"Look at this beautiful, well-behaved young lady, you’ve corrupted her."
"Speak! What did you two secretly trade?"
"Confession brings leniency! Resistance brings severity!"
Sha Yi glanced at the young lady who had told him to climb ten floors earlier and said indignantly.
"Nothing! I just told the young lady that you don't need to worry about the girls, but if you tell the guys to climb ten floors, there will definitely be some with low IQ who will fall for it. The young lady didn't believe me and defended you, saying that the guests on Running Man are all high-IQ..."
"Stop, stop, stop! I get it."
Sha Yi’s old face flushed, and he hurriedly interrupted. If this continued, his status at home would plummet again.
"Hahahahaha."
"By the way! Does everyone have any ideas? How to greet when getting on the bus?"
Bai Lu asked first, also curious about everyone’s thoughts.
Since it’s a psychological battle, of course, one has to throw out smoke bombs before choosing to confuse each other.
"I think Lin Yu has the most dice points right now, so let’s let Lin Yu get on the bus last this time to give everyone a chance. Otherwise, with Lin Yu’s personality, who knows if he’ll get on the bus and trick the aunties into setting us up again."
Li Chen analyzed it in a methodical and logical way.
After he finished speaking,
Everyone paused. It was indeed true; Lin Yu had taken all the dice points in the previous two rounds.
All kinds of conspiracies had been used by Lin Yu. If Lin Yu got all the dice points again this time, there would be no need for anyone else to play. They would just watch Lin Yu sleep on a mattress, use a pillow, cover himself with a quilt, and maybe even ask for snacks and fruit at night.
Thinking of this scene, everyone was furious.
Everyone earns the money, but Lin Yu is the only one who gets to spend it. What kind of logic is that?
"We don't need to consider anything else. How about we just let Lin Yu get on the bus last? That way, once the dust settles, Lin Yu won't be able to stir up any trouble."
Yang Ying immediately shared her thoughts and ideas.
"Hmm?"
"Why don't you just say it on the bus!"
"Is it too much to plot against me right in front of my face?"
Lin Yu sighed lightly and said indignantly.
Good guy! **CHAPTER 215**
You guys are huddling together for warmth, I won't say anything, but this open backstabbing is too outrageous!
"Hahahahaha!"
"Isn't it because everyone is wary of you?"
"If you were at the same IQ level as us, would we need to play this so complicatedly~?"
[Ding]
[Triggered side quest: Make the aunties on the trolley experience emotional fluctuations in an attention-seeking way.]
[Task reward: One elite die-hard fan.]
Oh?
Actually, for Lin Yu, the current dice points weren't that important anymore.
The system’s previous task was to get the highest dice points in the team.
Lin Yu had already accumulated 12 dice points in these two rounds, and there were two more rounds of selection opportunities. Unless someone could get 6 points every round like Lin Yu, but based on the IQ analysis of this group, it was impossible.
As for this elite die-hard fan!
Lin Yu really wanted it. Currently, only Zhang Zhang Yixing had this title, and Zhang Yixing’s performance was obvious to all—he truly treated Lin Yu as his big brother, and he was content to be the little brother.
If anyone said a bad word about Lin Yu, even if it were Huang Lei, Zhang Zhang Yixing would immediately turn against them. This was the loyalty bestowed by an elite die-hard fan!
Make the aunties on the trolley experience emotional fluctuations?
"Alright! Then you guys get on the bus first."
"I’ll get on last."
Lin Yu was also pondering how to maximize the aunties' emotional fluctuations.
"Don't just say 'Hi! Hello aunties' when the time comes."
Bai Lu tentatively muttered again.
"Then I’ll definitely say, 'I-cao-a-po, how are you? Love you all.'"
Sha Yi practiced it a few more times with a grin.
"Me too, 'The weather is nice today, I’m so happy, love you all.'"
Yang Ying also performed it in a pretentious manner.
"Brother Kai! Can you still remember?"
"Of course, 'Hello aunties, I-ci-a-pu! The weather is nice today, love you all.'"
Zheng Kai even imitated the previous staff member, beating his chest, looking quite the part.
But everyone knew this was a psychological game, playing tricks, and deliberately misleading each other’s tactics.
In this round, after warming up with so many games, everyone had found the essence of this game: constant acting and misleading, playing the game of predicting your predictions!
So, everyone was hiding their true intentions, calmly watching others' expressions to figure things out.
"Hahahahaha! I’ve discovered that the show is almost over, and everyone finally knows how to play."
"It’s just beginning, the era of intrigue and everyone having eight hundred heart-eyes has arrived."
"I have to say, Lin Yu is really witty. He started calculating against the brothers' group as soon as the rules were announced. It feels like the others are several versions behind Lin Yu."
"But this time it’s much fairer. Lin Yu is at the very back, so he definitely can't interfere with the previous guests, but the show effect will definitely be gone."
"I still want to see Lin Yu acting like a clown and being an attention-seeker. You put him in the last position, what are we supposed to watch?"
"Exactly! PD Yao’s game final parts are always dragging, and you expect Lin Yu to shine in the final selection? Foolish! Truly foolish!"
"We want to see Lin Yu’s antics, not this kind of bookkeeping-like game."
"Eh! Yang Ying is going up. Brothers, keep scolding, I’ll watch it and come back."
"Say what you want, scold what you want, but you still have to watch."
"......."
Yang Ying walked lightly and got on the trolley with a smile.
On the trolley, the four aunties dressed in grand and festive traditional Lin Chaoxian clothing also clapped in unison to welcome her.
So what was Yang Ying’s choice?
"Hello aunties."
Yang Ying bowed politely with a smile, waving and greeting the aunties politely.
Originally, Yang Ying wanted to show off an "I-ci-a-pu," but once she got on the bus and saw so many strange faces, she was so nervous she couldn't remember a single word.
"Little girl is so beautiful!"
"Aunties are also very beautiful."
After some pleasantries, the second person, Zhou Shen, stepped onto the bus.
"Aiyou."
As soon as he got on the bus, Zhou Shen was scared back by the overwhelming enthusiasm. He actually took a few steps down. As a socially anxious person, Zhou Shen was truly afraid of this kind of sudden greeting.
"So awkward!"
"Hi."
Zhou Shen said this to cheer himself up, and bit the bullet to greet the aunties.
"Hello! Aunties, how are you?"
"I-ci-a-pu!"
"The weather is nice today, how are you feeling?"
"Love you all."
After Zhou Shen finished this set of moves, his face was covered in a deep blush.
Oh my god!
This is too embarrassing, it’s simply too shameful!
This is different from singing; at least you don't have to do these cheesy, greasy moves.
"Hahaha."
Yang Ying on the side also covered her mouth and laughed.
Too intense!
Didn't expect Zhou Shen to use an enthusiastic way to greet.
"We’re the same!"
Yang Ying secretly giggled, but her expression remained normal.
"Aunties! Are you guys never embarrassed?"
Yang Ying and Zhou Shen looked at the aunties and asked curiously.
"Hmm! We’ve been on this trolley for nearly forty years, we’ve seen everything."
The aunties' weather-beaten cheeks were filled with composure and indifference to honor or disgrace.
This trolley is no longer just a simple bus; for the aunties, it’s more like a part of life, a kind of faith.
"Next is Sha Yi."
Sha Yi got on the trolley in a leisurely manner.
There was no social butterfly behavior as imagined; instead, he nodded humbly and politely.
"Hello aunties."
Seeing this, Zhou Shen and Yang Ying were both surprised. They didn't expect Brother Sha to have a shy moment.
"Brother Sha, you’re done already?"
Yang Ying couldn't believe it; this was too simple.
"You are too bad."
Zhou Shen directly patted Sha Yi’s arm. Before getting on the bus, Sha Yi had promised him he would do something stunning, and this was it?
"Hello auntie! Hello aunties!"
Cheng Xiao, who got on later, pursed her red lips and hesitated for a moment before deciding to just greet them simply.
As a guest, she still had to be low-key, otherwise, who knows how the hot searches would slander her later!
The next few people basically just greeted them politely and simply.
Only Bai Lu did an impromptu performance, which drew laughter and applause from everyone.
"Then."
"Next, only the last guest is left."
"Lin Yu, you can go and choose to greet the aunties on the trolley in your own way." **CHAPTER 216**
End of Chapter
