Chapter 14: This Guy Is Definitely a Pervert (Please Support, Ninth Update)

"No, wait, why do I feel a headache coming on from this useless piece of knowledge?"

"Why, why does it feel like my brain is growing in some weird way?"

"No, I had already started imagining the scene, and then you came in with a science lesson."

'So, is there really someone out there who would research this stuff about pubic hair? Only someone incredibly bored and incredibly perverted would do something like that.'

Boss Yang instinctively shifted her chair.

Chen Fan said awkwardly, "Boss, don't worry, I haven't researched yours."

"Get lost, will you? Don't say another word."

Teacher He, who was standing nearby, couldn't hold back and asked, "Old Zhou, what Chen Fan is talking about is…"

"How should I put it, no one has researched this, but what he said does seem pretty accurate. We could treat it as a topic worth researching."

Gao Ye said, "Then what's the significance of this knowledge?"

"How should I put it, not much significance. Later on we can use it for comparison. For example, if the pubic hair doesn't match the victim's, we can suspect it's a woman, but there's also the possibility of a man. Though in earlier years, cases didn't consider men as suspects—it's only recently that this has started to increase."

"So if what Chen Fan said can really be verified, it would indeed save a lot of trouble. But actually, these are only supporting evidence; they can't be used as actual evidence in court."

Well, it's still useless knowledge.

Old Zhou looked at Chen Fan and said, "I'm very curious—why would you know such an obscure piece of knowledge?"

"Uh, if I said it's because I daydream a lot, does that count?"

"Definitely not. You must have had quite a few girlfriends, right?"

Pfft— hahahahahaha.

Boss Yang couldn't hold it in any longer either. She clutched her stomach and laughed uproariously.

Gao Ye, who was standing nearby, also couldn't hold back and burst out laughing with a snort.

Chen Fan said angrily, "Old Zhou, how dare you insult people?"

"How did I insult you?"

"Even if I do have girls, I'd be researching girls, not pubic hair for no reason!"

Old Zhou said, "That shouldn't be the case. This is just a piece of statistical knowledge. Without a substantial amount of data to support it, there's no reason you'd know it. You don't have some kind of special fetish, do you?"

"I don't! Don't make things up! Boss, I want to sue this guy! This guy is slandering me! This guy is slandering me! Slandering me!"

Everyone present burst into laughter, and the audience was also very amused.

It's just that everyone added another label to Chen Fan. Before, he might have been a born criminal; now, he's gained the title of pervert.

One can imagine that after today, Chen Fan's fresh-meat image will be completely gone.

Because he played so wildly on the show.

Most importantly, Chen Fan's useless knowledge always manages to inexplicably come in handy and really does help with the entire screening process.

It's just that the effect doesn't seem to be that significant.

Meanwhile, Old Liu finished the screening and returned to the observation room.

He sat down to one side, speechless, and tossed the file to Old Zhou.

Old Zhou said helplessly, "Don't make me choose. I don't want to offend anyone."

Old Liu said, "Not a single person noticed anything else. The whole thing is just about determining the cause of death. The cause of death is the most basic thing—what we need to do is provide convenience for the police officers and make sure these people can play a role when solving cases."

Old Zhou said, "This is the case from a while back, right?"

Old Liu nodded and said, "I did a simple simulation and placed cards next to each corpse. No one looked at them, no one tried to understand the situation. If they'd just put in a little effort to understand, they'd all realize that what I've been asking for was never the cause of death—that's way too easy to figure out."

Boss Yang said, 'At least we know it was a stabbing death, don't we?'

Old Liu said, "If you know it was a stabbing death, anyone—even if they're not a police officer or a forensic examiner—can see it. That big of a wound is obvious."

Uh, that does seem to be true.

"But that Xiang Qinqin did discover something pretty good. That was something I deliberately placed there, but no one noticed."

Old Zhou briefly described what Chen Fan had said, and Old Liu remarked, "Oh? Someone actually researches this stuff?"

Chen Fan didn't speak.

Old Liu looked at Chen Fan, then with an expression that said he understood everything, said, "Oh, I get it now. That explains it. Someone said before that the entertainment industry is pretty messy, and I didn't believe it. Looks like it really is true."

????

No, what kind of look is that?

Damn it, I can't take this anymore.

Chen Fan was angry—really angry, okay?

The audience had long since laughed themselves silly. Well, this time, the fact that he's a pervert is truly confirmed.

"However, what Chen Fan said is correct. The subsequent comparison did confirm it was a woman, but she's currently on the run, and the police are pursuing her."