Chapter 102

Even among those celebrity influencers, probably no one would say their biggest trouble is being too popular!

Who doesn't want to be more popular?!

Unlike Ye Xuan?!

After retiring from the entertainment industry and switching to the literary world, he reached the peak of literature in one go. How are others supposed to live?!

Suddenly, these celebrity influencers, watching Ye Xuan say 'too popular' so nonchalantly, felt nothing but sour envy.

Everyone wants to have that kind of trouble, too?!

At this moment, Yang Mi was also watching the livestream.

Hearing this sentence, she was frozen in place.

Even though she had become a top-tier actress in the entertainment industry, she didn't have the guts to say she was too popular.

Saying that would be blatant hate-baiting, wouldn't it?

Maybe the next day, some marketing account would post an article criticizing Yang Mi for being arrogant and thinking she's too popular.

But now, coming from Ye Xuan, it somehow felt justified?!

It's just f***ing ridiculous!

At this moment, Ye Xuan, who was being called a 'Versailles' by countless people, didn't feel he had said anything extraordinary. He picked a few comments at random and replied off the cuff.

Seeing a netizen ask, "I've had a gym membership for five months, why haven't I lost a single pound?"

Ye Xuan replied without hesitation.

"It's time to go to the gym yourself and see what went wrong."

Huh?!

Go to the gym to see what?!

When the netizens gradually realized what he meant, they shouted, "What the hell, go to the gym to see!"

You didn't lose weight, and you're blaming the gym?!

Have you heard the gym's inner thoughts?!

The gym would probably scream, "I can't take this injustice!"

Just as the netizens were secretly shouting 'holy crap' in their hearts, Ye Xuan picked the next comment.

"What should I do if I think about my 120-pound weight while ordering takeout?"

Curling the corner of his mouth, Ye Xuan laughed softly.

"Then you should blame yourself, how can you be distracted while ordering takeout?!"

Hmm?!

That sounds so reasonable!

You really shouldn't be distracted while ordering takeout!

Thinking about being 120 pounds, isn't that a total appetite killer?!

But...

Doesn't it feel like something weird is intruding?!

Countless netizens widened their eyes, but Ye Xuan's voice continued.

He casually put a comment on the screen.

"Why is Ye Xuan so fair? If I drink a glass of milk before bed, can I be as fair as him?"

Ye Xuan subconsciously glanced at his wheat-colored skin, thinking the livestream must have built-in beauty filters, but what came out of his mouth was:

"I don't know if you can be as fair as me, but I can be sure that if you keep it up, you'll find you spend a few more dollars every day than others."

???

!!!!!!!

Yeah, drinking one more glass of milk every day than others.

Isn't that just blatantly spending a few more dollars than others?!

Why is every sentence so right, I have no power to refute?!

At this moment, after Ye Xuan replied to three small questions in a row, many netizens reacted.

This guy isn't a writer at all, he's a living, breathing joke-teller!

Does he have to be this silly?!

Does he have to be this erratic?!

Can he still have some dignity and mystery as a writer?!

"Holy crap! I really want to beat this joke-teller up!"

"Learned it, learned it, the art of linguistic expression!"

"Every sentence has a divine twist!"

"How come I never realized you were a funny guy before!"

"The Nobel Prize winner is my biggest misunderstanding of him! [Crying]"

"Ye Xuan is completely unaware of his own humor!"

With Ye Xuan's simple sentences, the scrolling speed of the entire livestream was so fast that the text was unreadable.

And the Deputy Director of the Bureau of Culture and Tourism rubbed his eyes, staring straight at the number of online viewers in the livestream.

At the start of the broadcast, there were nearly 100,000 viewers.

And after just these few sentences from Ye Xuan, the number had doubled!

The current number of online viewers had actually broken 200,000?!

The Deputy Director swallowed hard.

He didn't even dream of something this exaggerated?!

Seeing that Ye Xuan himself had started this erratic, silly mode, the netizens let their true natures run wild, letting themselves go.

"Come, come, help me answer, are there dragons in the world!"

"Holy crap! You above are so bold, you can even ask that question!"

"I suspect your brain is broken, asking such a stupid question! But this stupid question actually suits Ye Xuan quite well... [Dog head]"

"I've already pulled out my knife, almost accidentally hurt the front row! I've laughed myself into a spasm!"

"I haven't recovered yet, I never expected Ye Xuan to be such a silly person!"

The netizens were still typing comments with cheeky smiles, and the questions scrolling through the livestream caught Ye Xuan's eye.

Are there dragons in this world?!

Seeing that the netizens were intentionally trying to stir up trouble, Ye Xuan raised an eyebrow and said casually.

"Why wouldn't there be?! Of course there are dragons in this world."

As soon as this was said, the movements of countless netizens and the smiles on their faces froze.

The comments in the livestream slowed down by half a beat.

Holy crap!

What kind of international joke is this?!

How could there really be dragons?

We're all adults!

Don't treat us like three-year-olds!

At this moment, the Deputy Director of the Bureau of Culture and Tourism looked over, his eyes filled with total suspicion.

The meaning in his gaze was quite obvious.

Clearly saying, even if you love to joke, you can't just talk nonsense, right?!

By now, the netizens in the livestream had turned into detectives, guessing one after another.

"I'm going to predict Ye Xuan's answer, this guy is definitely going to say dinosaurs!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes! You in the front row, your brain works fast! Why don't dinosaurs count as dragons?!"

"Our netizens are still the smart and witty ones! Let's see how Ye Xuan answers!"

"Then I'll add one! Earthworms are also called 'earth dragons', that's a dragon too! [Dog head]"