Chapter 103
"And me, me, me! Chinese alligators are also called 'Chinese dragons', that's a dragon too! [Hands on hips]"
"Just got back from Baidu Encyclopedia, there's also chameleons, dragon fish, silver arowana, sea dragons, chinchillas, flying dragons..."
"Absolutely amazing! You guys have blocked all the paths, leaving Ye Xuan nowhere to go. I've already let out a gloating laugh, hehehehehe!"
Yang Mi, who was watching the livestream, saw that the netizens had listed all the dragon-related animals clearly, and her original smile disappeared without her noticing.
She was actually breaking into a cold sweat for him.
Ye Xuan has probably crashed and burned, right?!
Under the eyes of everyone, if he can't get off the stage, wouldn't that be a huge embarrassment?!
It's also Ye Xuan's own fault for having a loose mouth, saying there are dragons in this world!
Isn't this obvious nonsense?
Just as Yang Mi was secretly worried, the next moment she suddenly realized something.
Wait.
This is clearly Ye Xuan's business, why is she worried?
Could it be that she has feelings for Ye Xuan?!
No, no, no, no...
They are clearly just in a simple business partnership!
But just as she thought this, Yang Mi's ears were already burning.
And she kept trying to explain it to herself in her heart.
Right!
It's just because they are business partners that she's worried about Ye Xuan!
Yes, that's the reason!
At this moment, Ye Xuan in the livestream didn't know about Yang Mi's internal struggle.
Seeing the comments flying by, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.
These netizens had already started celebrating, clearly thinking they had successfully predicted his move!
Heh!
How could he, Ye Xuan, satisfy these netizens' wishes?!
Clearing his throat, Ye Xuan's expression remained unchanged as he continued slowly.
"When I was four or five years old, I was reading in my room, and my mom called me for dinner from outside."
"After she knocked on the door three times, she suddenly pushed my door open."
"Everyone guess what she said next?!"
Once this casual, everyday story came out, everyone in the livestream was stunned, and then even more confused.
Didn't you just talk about whether there are dragons in the world?
Why are you changing the subject?
Could it be...
Trying to change the topic?!
Thinking of this possibility, countless netizens' eyes lit up, and their hands flew to type comments.
"I get it, I get it! This kid wants to jump topics!"
"Oh ho! That means this kid has been exposed!"
"Predicted Ye Xuan's prediction, this feeling is so refreshing!"
"Dog author, I didn't expect you to have a day like this! [Proud]"
"This is a victory for us netizens! [Flower petals]"
At the same time, many netizens subconsciously followed Ye Xuan's story to answer.
"What would your mom say? Isn't it just 'time to eat'?"
"Must be telling you to finish eating before studying, so the food doesn't get cold! [Witty]"
"Is it 'Did you not study hard at school? So you're pretending to be diligent at home for who to see?!'"
"Holy crap! The comment in the front row is full of bitterness and tears, my mom is the same at home [Crying]"
"Ye Xuan, tell us quickly!"
A steady stream of netizens waited for Ye Xuan's next sentence.
I don't know which netizen was the first to post, "Quick, quick, waiting for the answer!"
After that, a huge crowd of netizens followed in a long line.
Suddenly, the entire livestream chat was frantically urging him.
"Quick, quick, waiting for the answer!"
"Quick, quick, waiting for the answer!"
"Quick, quick, waiting for the answer!"
I don't know if they really wanted to know the second half of Ye Xuan's answer, or if they were secretly waiting for Ye Xuan to make a fool of himself!
Seeing the urging comments lined up like a long dragon, Ye Xuan was well aware of the netizens' little schemes.
Under the anticipation of countless people, he slowly revealed a smile, and then said the next sentence.
"My mom just said one sentence: 'Are you deaf?'"
While saying this, Ye Xuan still looked perfectly serious.
As if he were really explaining the answer to whether there are dragons in the world.
However.
When he finished speaking, the entire livestream fell into silence.
The livestream, which was scrolling so fast that the text was unreadable just a moment ago, now only had a few scattered comments.
After a full five or six seconds, the entire livestream exploded.
"Holy crap, holy crap!"
"What the hell, 'Are you deaf'?! "
"Pfft, hahahahaha, why are you a writer? Go do crosstalk!"
"No, I'm f***ing dying of laughter!"
"Laughed so hard I..."
"To the guy below, let me have a taste!"
"I'm dizzy! You guys above, do you have to be so perverted?!"
"I was just drinking water, I laughed so hard I choked, and spit water all over the floor!"
Everyone never expected that Ye Xuan had no intention of answering the question seriously from the start.
He was clearly just messing around!
It was enough to laugh someone to death!
At the same time, Yang Mi, watching the livestream, was also laughing until she was shaking.
It was a waste of her worrying so much about Ye Xuan making a fool of himself on the spot.
She never expected that this kid Ye Xuan was clearly just being funny!
Even the staff at the Bureau of Culture and Tourism couldn't help but hold back their laughter, clearly amused by Ye Xuan's answer.
The Deputy Director's eyes crinkled with laughter, and he even hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand, fearing his laughter would be heard in the livestream.
How could they have imagined that the Nobel Prize winner Ye Xuan was truly a living, breathing joke-teller.
Finally calming down from the laughter, the Deputy Director took a deep breath and inadvertently glanced at the number of online viewers.
He saw the number of online viewers in the top right corner showing: 1 million+
End of Chapter
