Chapter 26: Aren't you a writer? How did you become a pig-farming expert?

Wait.

These pigs are all raised by Ye Xuan?!

At this moment, everyone's expressions toward Ye Xuan changed rapidly.

Disbelief, dullness, absurdity, astonishment.

At this moment, they produced an extremely absurd and strange feeling.

Aren't you a retired celebrity?!

Aren't you the writer who wrote the Nobel Prize work?!

How did you suddenly become a pig-farming expert?!

And what the hell is "raising them casually"?!

For a moment, the six guests and the host seemed to have lost the ability to think, and were stunned on the spot.

At this moment, the eyes of everyone looking at Ye Xuan were no longer the confusion and misunderstanding from just now.

More of it was... immense shock and a hundred times stronger curiosity!

And the comments in the live stream had completely dominated the screen.

"Holy... holy crap?! They are all raised by Ye Xuan?!"

"I'm stupid! I was originally here for my Reba, but my eyes are all looking at Ye Xuan!"

"Road to fan +1..."

"Nobel Prize in Literature winner Pig-farming Master, not only really has a pig farm, but also really knows how to raise pigs?!"

"At the same age of twenty, I suddenly realized that I am just making up the numbers in the world!"

"From literature to pig farming, what kind of plain and unremarkable cross-border genius is Ye Xuan?!"

More and more people forwarded the live stream.

The number of people online in the *Back to Farming* variety show live stream continued to surge.

The staff member glanced at the live stream, and when he saw the number on it, he was startled, and his voice trembled.

"Di... Director, our online..."

The director was also unable to close his chin in surprise just now, and was awakened by the staff member's words, pretending to be serious to save his face just now.

"What's the fuss... what?! 300,000 online?!"

Before he could finish speaking, when he noticed the number of people online, the director jumped up from his chair, his eyeballs almost popping out.

The highest online number just now was only 100,000?!

Now it has reached three times the popularity just now?!

Just as the director was about to pinch his thigh to test if he was dreaming, the assistant director's excited voice sounded.

"Director, our *Back to Farming* is on the hot search!"

Hot search?!

Who spent money?!

The director instinctively felt sad and indignant, this is all his own money!

Ah no!

He only had 250 yuan left in his card, how could he afford a hot search?!

That is to say.

It's not the hot search bought by the production team?!

The director turned around blankly, and saw a keyword on the phone handed over, jumping into the tail of the hot search list.

[*Back to Farming* Ye Xuan just raises them casually]

"The production team actually invited Ye Xuan?! Why didn't they announce it in advance?! Is the publicity team eating shit?!"

"This is more interesting than farming?! I want to watch Ye Xuan!"

"Ten thousand people cry and beg for Ye Xuan's shots!"

"For Ye Xuan, I decided to follow the variety show!"

Seeing the large number of "begging for links" under the keyword, it is understandable why there was a large wave of new online people just now.

Looking up again, the director's gaze looked straight at Ye Xuan who had already left!

No one expected that the first small breakout of the program team was not the funny daily life of celebrities being down-to-earth.

But, Ye Xuan, the retired minor celebrity who wrote the Nobel Prize masterpiece, turned into a little pig-farming expert?!

The director swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a "gulp."

He seems to have... mastered a new traffic password!

In front of the camera, it was host He Ling who reacted first, continuing to string together the program process.

"What?! After washing the pigs, it's time for the next step..."

At this moment, He Ling, who usually has excellent professional quality, almost forgot what he was going to say next.

Clearly, he hadn't reacted yet.

And reminded by He Ling, Yang Mi, who has an amazing memory, also moved her gaze back from Ye Xuan.

"Ah right, next is transporting the pigs."

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The other guests also nodded blankly, their reactions were all half a beat slow, and the shock in their eyes hadn't dissipated for a long time.

"Yes yes yes, transport the pigs, transport the pigs!"

Transporting the pigs, that is, dragging the pigs out of the pigsty, weighing them first, and then pulling them to the truck.

The six guests automatically divided into two groups, with the male guests catching the pigs for weighing, and the female guests responsible for counting the weight.

The villagers of the pig farm demonstrated the whole set of actions, first driving the pigs to the pig cage cart, then pulling the cart to the electronic scale, and after weighing, dragging the pigs onto the truck.

"This is one method, and there is a second one, just hold them and go."

As soon as the villager's voice fell, Sha Yi asked curiously.

"What do you mean by holding them and going?!"

Seeing Sha Yi was interested, the villager violently dragged the pig with both hands, and stepped on the electronic scale with the pig.

Then he carried the pig and ran quickly, lifted it sideways, and threw the pig straight onto the truck.

The whole process was smooth and skillful, done in one go.

Seeming to think that the second method was quite cool, Sha Yi looked a bit moved and took the initiative to speak.

"Should I try it too?!"

At this moment, seeing Sha Yi’s eagerness, Zhou Sheng, who had been the first to walk toward the pig-cage cart, laughed and said, "Brother Sha, good luck."

Zhou Sheng was not tall, and with his lean build, he decided not to join in the fun.

By now, Sha Yi had already dropped his shoulders to warm up and rolled up his sleeves.

Mimicking the villager from earlier, he thrust both hands out and suddenly grabbed the two hind legs of a fat pig.

The pig was yanked violently, its fat quivering, and its front limbs scrambled in a panic.

Sha Yi followed suit, bending over and grabbing the pig’s belly with his large hands.

In the next instant, Sha Yi used all his might, putting his back into it, and hoisted the pig out of the pen.

Seeing this, the three female guests hurriedly applauded.

Xiao Yueyue couldn't help but whistle, and Zhou Sheng, while pushing the cart, praised him.

"Brother Sha is mighty!"

Seeing everyone cheering for him, Sha Yi wore a proud smile. Just as he was about to tighten his arms to get a better grip on the pig, the pig suddenly lunged forward.

Losing his balance, Sha Yi tumbled forward with it.

The pig leaped violently, and Sha Yi, caught off guard, landed face-first on the pig’s back!

The pig seemed to realize it had left the pen and began to sprint wildly.

Sha Yi, sprawled on the pig’s back, was now riding it, his whole body swaying and rocking with the pig’s run.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

His body tipped to the left, then jerked to the right. Sha Yi’s eyes were wide with terror, and he shouted loudly.

"Stop, stop, stop! I’m motion-sick from the pig..."

The surrounding guests watched this scene, dumbfounded.

They had seen people riding horses, but never a pig!

The live stream chat was already in an uproar.

"I was just missing Ye Xuan, but Brother Sha is killing me with laughter!"

"Is this the legendary 'Ten-Thousand-Li Oink,' even more powerful than a thousand-li horse?! Genuine leather seat, panoramic sunroof, autopilot, and it only consumes three ears of corn per hundred meters!"

"Gaming brought to reality. First time seeing such a high-score mount; only ever seen it in games [laughing to death]."

"Traffic police officer here: has it been registered for a license plate yet?!"

"I suggest a nationwide rollout. No exhaust emissions, eco-friendly. One pig per person for the daily commute..."

At this moment, Sha Yi was still screaming on top of the pig.

The pig seemed to have tired itself out, and its running slowed down.

Just as Sha Yi took a deep breath, preparing to jump off, the pig beneath him seemed to smell something and began spinning in circles right where it stood!

Sha Yi, still riding the pig, was forced to spin around in circles with it.

"Stop shaking! Brother Pig, Daddy Pig, Grandpa Pig! I beg you, stop shaking..."

The pig snorted and grunted, its ears flapping in the wind as it ran with great joy.

Sha Yi, riding the pig, was not having nearly as much fun.

He clamped his legs tightly around the pig’s body and hugged its belly with both arms, terrified of being thrown off.

His whole body shook with every turn of the pig. Sha Yi was stunned, his mouth wide open, his face full of panic.

"Help! Help... I can't control this pig anymore..."

The moment he finished speaking, the pig gave a powerful twist, instantly throwing the terrified Sha Yi off.

Directly ahead was the pig feed trough!

With a splash, Sha Yi squeezed his eyes shut and dove straight into it. ===== CHAPTER 52 =====